PROMPT: Day 7 - Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy AU | Idiots to Lovers
PAIRING: Viper & Varia
SUMMARY:
“Ciao amori miei~, this is your beloved Lust speaking. Feeling Cloudy or Misty, or both? My, I’m already shivering, don’t make us wait any longer! We pay well, and will take good care of you in exchange for your quality services. We play a bit rough, but you’re not scared by so little, are you now?~ ;) Make yourself known the usual way if interested, I’m sure we’ll have a good time together. Starting immediately upon hiring.
xoxo<3, The Seven Deadly Sins.”
On on hand the Varia look to finally complete their ranks, and unbeknownst to them, Lussuria takes it upon himself to spread the word.
On the other hand Viper hasn’t eaten for two days and is in dire need for money, so when they stumble upon the—arguably suspicious—job offer, they only care about the promise of easily and quickly earned good pay. Besides, everyone would be lucky to have them as a sugar baby.
They show up for the interview, and it occurs to them too late their employers and them are speaking about two very different jobs.
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“You fucking midget,” the Captain shouts, still holding his sword under their throat, “can you even kill?”
Viper frowns. Kill? “Do you mean… sexually?”
Lussuria gasps, unmistakably in delight, and covers his mouth with his hands.
The Captain looks dumbfounded, and then repulsed. “What the fuck did you say to me?” What is he saying? Could Viper kill? Surely he couldn’t have meant— “Luss, what the fuck did they say to me?”
Lussuria cackles, and skips to stand beside his Captain. “Oh my, little one,” he purrs at them. “You’ll fit right in with us.”
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That’s all I got for this one! I originally planned to write this fully, but except for that one exchange above I didn’t have much else lol. It was of course going to be a crack fic, and I guess some kind of Modern, Civilian!Viper AU? Though the Varia totally ends up hiring them lol.
Feel free to use the idea however you like if you want!
