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Jaeger: Bad News - Skull locked the keys inside the apartment.

Jaeger: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Jaeger: Bad News - Skull finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.

Jaeger: Good News - A hot guy saw me do it.

Jaeger: Bad News - It was Bermuda, and since he’s already seen me walk into several doors, have staring contests with a small kitten, and knows I can eat my weigh in apple pies, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

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Squalo: (thoroughly intoxicated) You're not an in-between kind of guy. People either love you or hate you.

Dino: Really?

Squalo: I mean, I hated you when we first met.

Dino: I remember.

Squalo: And now...

Dino: And now?

Squalo: Well... Now, I don't.

Dino: That means a lot to me, it really does.

Squalo: And that is from the heart! I really do... not hate you anymore.

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Kyoko: Emergency: you're my girlfriend.

Haru: Ding dong, okay, brilliant! I may be a bit rusty in some areas but I will glance at a manual!

Kyoko: No no, you're not actually my girlfriend.

Haru: (disappointed) Oh, that was quick. It's a rollercoaster, this phone call.

Kyoko: But I need a girlfriend really quickly!

Haru: Well, I hope you're nicer to the next one.

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Luce: Come on.

Reborn: Where are we going?

Luce: I thought you might like to walk me home.

Reborn: I thought you didn't need a bodyguard.

Luce: Who said anything about a bodyguard?

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Lal Mirch: You know what we should get the kid? Cops and Robbers set. Plastic handcuffs, chrome revolver...

Colonnello: Guns?

Lal Mirch: Yeah, that's what I always got.

Colonnello: And look how well-adjusted you turned out.

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“When shit starts going down in my life, I always think ‘this is Reborn’s fault.’ It makes things easier.”

— Sawada Tsunayoshi (incorrect khr quotes) for @khrrarepairweek

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Reborn: Look, you can't expect to hire sixty workers to dig a cave under your house and then keep it a secret. I mean, those men live in this town!

Verde: Yeah, but I told them it was part of a geological survey.

Reborn: They built a Lazy Susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy.

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Adelheid: Now listen, you filthy pig. No one can know about us. If anyone asks, I'll deny it.

Julie: Just like very other girl I've dated.

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Mammon: It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Bel: What's that?

Mammon: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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Skull: All I am saying is, why cut somebody into pieces?

Verde: to pack'em up tighter, maybe. Say, in a suitcase.

Fon: How did a bear open a suitcase?

Colonnello: I saw a documentary once where a bear got into a car and drove away.

Lal, fed up: That was not a documentary, you dumbass. It was a cartoon.

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Hibari: You're probably real busy this weekend, right?

Kusakabe: Funny you should mention that. Um, looks like I will be... [draws an axe] burying bodies all weekend.... so that you don't go to jail.

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