The Hobbit + Shakespeare
my babygirls who have to share one brain cell (and gandalf keeps taking it with him)
the sudden urge to be Fili’s enemy just to be called ‘baby girl’. It could be an ‘enemies-to-lovers’ just saying…
One thing that irks me about PJ's hobbit movies, more specifically how he treats the woodelves, is that he calls them less wise and more feral right?
Bro in the books they were trusted with keeping Gollum as prisoner right? And he escaped on account of they were to kind to him, like fucking hell WDYM LESS WISE MY ASS THEY TREATED GOLLUM SO KINDLY WTF
The night before the battle.
Dwarves in the Lonely Mountain: build fortifications, put on armor, choose weapons.
Meanwhile, Bilbo and co. in Thranduil's camp tent:
Thorin: I will have war!
Thranduil: attack!!!
Me: [working in my garden and leaning over to take a closer look] so what we have here? Are the pixies back from the forest and terrifying my garden dwarves? The poor fellows just kicked that lizard out of their house and now there’s a new misfortune!! And what is this tiny creature with furry feet that they brought with them from their walk?
