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Italian | Bi | Shameless shipper | 29 y/o | Multifandom
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I usually post everything like fun stuff, maybe a little lewd but from time to time even I need to be serious. The page is in italian, but I will give you a translation below: “End of 2019. For Venice, this has been a terrible year, due to the disastrous floodings of november and dicember. The 12 of november we had the second worst flooding of our history, 187 cm (73,6 inches) on the sea level.We are a small, family-runned stationery and art supplies shop in the historical centre of Venice. In front of the "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" pretended library, just sayin'. Our one sells stationery and paper from 1860, way before the unity of Italy. Our family runs the shop since 2000. We are a very small shop, the friendly neighborood stationery shop that many of you dream about. No Michael's here, no Papercraft: just us, and tons of pens, paper, and every type of colour you can imagine. Oil colours, markers, pencils, gouaches, acrylics, canvasses, stuffed like a turkey from the floor to the roof. The flooding of the 12 november devasted the shop. Inside, we had 42 cm (16,5 inches) of water. Lots of paper and other stuff destroyed, and our two great printers (devoted to all the Venice student's printings) ruined. It's not pure, clear water. It's salty and polluted water. We stay closed for ten days to clean everything, and worked half-service for the remaining days of the month (the insurance has been very slow to check the printers.)After that terrible night, other ten days of similar high tides were waiting for us. And after a small pause at the beginning of december, other ten days 'til the Christmas morning. Ruining all our hopes for some good Christmas sales.And Decemebr, in Italy, means taxes. Here we have a special tax for retailers, that make you pay in December the taxes for the earnings of the next year. Yes, you read correctly. We have to pay about something that is still not sold. Obiviously, after all the affirmations of help by the Italian government, Venice payed this tax like all Italy. Lefting us with barely nothing.We are worried. We are scared. We want to continue to work here, in a city that don't want to become an amusement park runned by great companies. Please, help us. Every coin is a blessing.“ If you can’t donate, doesen’t matter, just hit that sweet reblog button and help me spread the word!

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Entering with style

(We are currently playing a version of D&D 5 set in the North, called Ragnarock. My character is a noble woman, I have several slaves on my command and another character is my loyal friend. We return from a long trip and found my territory conquered and christianity spread by the new king. I’m pissed has hell, the other one too, he’s a cleric of the Norse Gods)

DM: You see dwelling of the king, not very distant from the road…

Me: I burst in, kicking down the door!

DM: … it’s a tent, it doesen’t have a door.

Me: SLAVE BRING ME A DOOR TO KICK

DM (sighing but indulging me for shit and giggles): You don’t know how or from where, but there is now a door in front of you, held by two of your slaves

Me: I KICK THE DOOR

DM: Roll.

(strenght 8, so… it doesen’t go well)

Cleric, when I bounce back on the ground after failing: OOoOOoooh the door fights back my lady!

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"What are you gonna do? Smite me?"

- our half demon rogue after stealing from a beggar, understimating the lawfulness of our Lawful Good cleric.

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Natural Enemy

Context: at my first serious attempt to play D&D with an egually inexperienced group, I played a Elf Cleric, by bf my half-sister, Half-Elf Ranger, a Human Druid (constantly stone) and a Drow Sorcerer. Now, keep in mind, we did not know very well how to play, the DM said that Elves and Drowes are natural enemies that hate each other ancestrally, so we rolled with that in mind.

DM: Are you sure you want to keep playing that?

Sorcerer: Yes, of course, I love this character.

DM: Very well… then, you all arrive in a town, very small, and head towards the tavern. Suddently, you see each other in the village’s square and-

Me: Do I recognize him? (the sorcerer had an heavy black robe that covered must of him)

DM: You want to observe? Roll. (I rolled very high) Well… yes, despite his best effort to shield himself from the sunlight, you recognize a Drow, under that robes.

Ranger: Oh boy.

Me: I cast Holy Light on him.

Sorcerer: Wha…?

Me: SEVERAL Holy Lights on him

Ranger: O-H B-O-Y

DM (sighing): Roll to resist (sorcerer rolls low) Ok, then you are hit with… several rays of pure light, that blind you temporarily and hurt you, though you don’t lose Life Points.

Sorcerer, rolling on the ground: MY EYES, MY EYES! WWWWHHHYYYY

Me, shouting: STAY DOWN YOU FILTHY INSECT

Ranger: Fight! Fight! Fight!

DM (facepalm): We started like five minutes ago…

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Observation

“It’s a very nice barrel.”

- the DM, after the half-dragon warrior that hid herself in a barrel to avoid some demons, makes an outrageously high roll in observation to see if they passed on. Without exiting first.

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Boredom is dangerous

“I’m booooorreeeeeeeed… can I shoot the triceratops?”

- the ranger, a moment before being trampled to death by said animals.

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kharismon

GUYS. GIRLS. A moment. Please. Really. You know how all the fic and whatnot says that Crowley’s sheets are “pure silk”, “black silk” and so on… well… I just found out that snakes don’t have traction on silk! It’s like a treadmill, they don’t move!

“…did NOT think this one through.”

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mandysimo13

no but this falls right into the Crowley Pitfall™

he absolutely would feel silk sheets with his people fingers and go “niiiiiiice this will feel GREAT against my scales” and then go home to put them on his bed and be like “ya! it’s snakey time!”, get his scaley butt in bed and then 3 min in be like “i’ve made a horrible mistake” 

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elsajeni

this is the real reason Crowley doesn’t like to change shape. “afraid I might forget how to change back” nothing. at some point in history he sleep-shapeshifted in his lovely soft bed with its fancy new silk sheets, woke up with no fucking idea where he was or why he couldn’t move, and was too busy panicking for it to occur to him that he could just turn back human and stand up. it was ages* before Aziraphale turned up to rescue him**, and while Aziraphale did not laugh at him at the time and has never yet brought it up, if he ever does mention it Crowley will have to fake his own death and go live on a deserted island somewhere out of sheer embarrassment, and in the meantime he is absolutely not snaking up again if he can help it because who knows what other surfaces might betray him.

* hours

** find out why he hadn’t shown up for their lunch date

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cliopadra

“Aziraphale! Good, you’re awake. Listen, we’re- stop screaming - we’re out of animal crackers.”

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nicolauda

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

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tuherrus

my own favorite redraws of what i’ve done so far (my inbox is always open for any redraw suggestions too if you got some painting or sculpture you really love that you’d wanna see w these two!)

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kharismon

I need Moar

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Gryffindor: I'd go through fire for you.
Hufflepuff: I'd jump across the fire for you.
Slytherin: I'd find a way around the fire for you.
Ravenclaw: I'd just use Aguamenti.
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fanonical
dumbledore: harry potter demanding to be told everything is really getting on my nerves
dumbledore: kids these days don't know how to just learn how to do magic on their own
dumbledore: i had to pull myself up by my bootstraps and defeat dark wizards all on my lonesome
snape: ...sir, when you were learning magic, you were fucking the dark wizard, not fighting him
dumbledore: details
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kharismon

But in the END I defeated him, so, fifty points to Gryffindor

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