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Khan to Elessar

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Imagine Mandos before Dagor Bragolach

Like just strolling around his halls, nothing much happening aside from keeping an eye on Fëanor now and then

Calm and relative quiet, enough halls and room for everyone….

AND SUDDENLY THOUSANDS OF BURNED ELVES POP UP

FOLLOWED BY MEN

FOLLOWED BY MORE ELVES

AND AS HE RUNS AROUND WITH HIS MAIAR, BUSY AND BITTER AS FUCK, TRYING TO FIT THE SUDDENLY TOO MANY GUESTS INTO ROOMS AND CELLS AND HALLS

FROM SOMEWHERE DEEP DARK DOWN

THERE IS A CRY

“BROTHER! FINALLY! LET’S TALK ABOUT THE SHIPS” “THAT’S /HALF/ BROTHER TO YOU”

And that is how ‘migraine’ was invented

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lady-byleth

The Nirnaeth couldn’t have been fun either.

“Just so we’re clear, Maedhros did nothing wrong”

“Eru damn it, Fingon”

Námo deserves it.

Hahaha!

The house of Finwe, the original definition of disfunctional.

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morvith

"While still in early youth Fëanor wedded Nerdanel, a maiden of the Noldor; at which many wondered, for she was not among the fairest of her people."

(Morgoth's Ring, J. R. R. Tolkien)

Call her "not the fairest" where Fëanor can hear you and see what happens.

Go on.

I refuse to believe he wasn't truly, madly, deeply, passionately in love with her. Which means that to him, she was absolutely the fairest, most beautiful living elleth.

And you cannot tell me he wouldn't have shouted it from the rooftops.

Guy is literally names "fiery soul", he is not subtle. Or reserved. The entire damn continent will know how he feels.

If she had not reciprocated his feelings, the moping would have been epic.

Also tell me this chronicle was written after Fëanor and his sons were safely dead without telling me this chronicle was written after Fëanor and his sons were safely dead.

No way they wouldn't have rearranged the writer's face for them.

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morvith

Sauron is trash and you can't change my mind.

Oh, yes, he is evil, he is scary, he is pathologically envious, he is a master manipulator... But talking about his craftsmanship?

Second rate.

Consider for a minute: Fëanor son of Finwë. The guy who made impossible jewels. The one who invented writing. The guy who made light solid literally.

The smith who was so good Melkor went around boasting he had taught him and it wasn't even true!

And, on this other hand, Mairon. Maia of Aulë. Actually taught by Melkor.

Famous for inventing... nothing. Nada. Zero.

The most he manages, like his master, is to corrupt existing beings.

Even the One Ring wasn't farina del suo sacco (flour from his own sack, I.e. his own idea), he had to go learn how to make Rings of Power from Celebrimbor, who, let me remind you, was Fëanor's grandson!

In conclusion: Sauron = mezza sega.

Yup.

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Imagine, if you will

It does not take Maglor and Maedhros very long to give Elrond and Elros father names.

Oh, they try to resist it of course. They truly do feel terrible about the whole kidnapping ordeal. (Maglor feels horrible about many, many things, Maedhros even worse, not that that has ever stopped their blades.)

They have already taken so much from Elwing and Eärendil. Maglor especially does not wish to take their place in traditional naming conventions. (Neither of them know if Eärendil intended to name the peredhel with Noldor customs, they can’t very well ask.)

Still, both Maglor and Maedhros have spent centuries full naming their younger brothers (“CELEGORM TYELKORMO TURCAFINWË YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME”).

As it turns out you just can’t quite fit the right amount of all consuming wrath and disapproval into just “ELROND” or “ELROS”.

The twins have father names within the year.

Hah! I can see that!

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So here's one of the coolest things that has happened to me as a Tolkien nut and an amateur medievalist. It's also impacted my view of the way Tolkien writes women. Here's Carl Stephenson in MEDIEVAL FEUDALISM, explaining the roots of the ceremony of knighthood: "In the second century after Christ the Roman historian Tacitus wrote an essay which he called Germania, and which has remained justly famous. He declares that the Germans, though divided into numerous tribes, constitute a single people characterised by common traits and a common mode of life. The typical German is a warrior. [...] Except when armed, they perform no business, either private or public. But it is not their custom that any one should assume arms without the formal approval of the tribe. Before the assembly the youth receives a shield and spear from his father, some other relative, or one of the chief men, and this gift corresponds to the toga virilis among the Romans--making him a citizen rather than a member of a household" (pp 2-3). Got it?

Remember how Tolkien was a medievalist who based his Rohirrim on Anglo-Saxon England, which came from those Germanic tribes Tacitus was talking about? Stephenson argues that the customs described by Tacitus continued into the early middle ages eventually giving rise to the medieval feudal system. One of these customs was the gift of arms, which transformed into the ceremony of knighthood: "Tacitus, it will be remembered, describes the ancient German custom by which a youth was presented with a shield and a spear to mark his attainment of man's estate. What seems to the be same ceremony reappears under the Carolingians. In 791, we are told, Charlemagne caused Prince Louis to be girded with a sword in celebration of his adolescence; and forty-seven years later Louis in turn decorated his fifteen-year-old son Charles "with the arms of manhood, i.e., a sword." Here, obviously, we may see the origin of the later adoubement, which long remained a formal investiture with arms, or with some one of them as a symbol. Thus the Bayeux Tapestry represents the knighting of Earl Harold by William of Normandy under the legend: Hic Willelmus dedit Haroldo arma (Here William gave arms to Harold). [...] Scores of other examples are to be found in the French chronicles and chansons de geste, which, despite much variation of detail, agree on the essentials. And whatever the derivation of the words, the English expression "dubbing to knighthood" must have been closely related to the French adoubement" (pp 47-48.)

In its simplest form, according to Stephenson, the ceremony of knighthood included "at most the presentation of a sword, a few words of admonition, and the accolade." OK. So what does this have to do with Tolkien and his women? AHAHAHAHA I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. First of all, let's agree that Tolkien, a medievalist, undoubtedly was aware of all the above. Second, turn with me in your copy of The Lord of the Rings to chapter 6 of The Two Towers, "The King of the Golden Hall", when Theoden and his councillors agree that Eowyn should lead the people while the men are away at war. (This, of course, was something that medieval noblewomen regularly did: one small example is an 1178 letter from a Hospitaller knight serving in the Latin kingdom of Jerusalem which records that before marching out to the battle of Montgisard, "We put the defence of the Tower of David and the whole city in the hands of our women".) But in The Lord of the Rings, there's a little ceremony.

"'Let her be as lord to the Eorlingas, while we are gone.' 'It shall be so,' said Theoden. 'Let the heralds announce to the folk that the Lady Eowyn will lead them!' Then the king sat upon a seat before his doors and Eowyn knelt before him and received from him a sword and a fair corselet."

I YELLED when I realised what I was reading right there. You see, the king doesn't just have the heralds announce that Eowyn is in charge. He gives her weapons.

Theoden makes Eowyn a knight of the Riddermark.

Not only that, but I think this is a huge deal for several reasons. That is, Tolkien knew what he was doing here.

From my reading in medieval history, I'm aware of women choosing to fight and bear arms, as well as becoming military leaders while the men are away at some war or as prisoners. What I haven't seen is women actually receiving knighthood. Anyone could fight as a knight if they could afford the (very pricy) horse and armour, and anyone could lead a nation as long as they were accepted by the leaders. But you just don't see women getting knighted like this.

Tolkien therefore chose to write a medieval-coded society, Rohan, where women arguably had greater equality with men than they did in actual medieval societies.

I think that should tell us something about who Tolkien was as a person and how he viewed women - perhaps he didn't write them with equal parity to men (there are undeniably more prominent male characters in The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, at least, than female) but compared to the medieval societies that were his life's work, and arguably even compared to the society he lived in, he was remarkably egalitarian.

I think it should also tell us something about the craft of writing fantasy.

No, you don't have to include gut wrenching misogyny and violence against women in order to write "realistic" medieval-inspired fantasy.

Tolkien's fantasy worlds are DEEPLY informed by medieval history to an extent most laypeople will never fully appreciate. The attitudes, the language, the ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS use of medieval military tactics...heck, even just the way that people travel long distances on foot...all of it is brilliantly medieval.

The fact that Theoden bestows arms on Eowyn is just one tiny detail that is deeply rooted in medieval history. Even though he's giving those arms to a woman in a fantasy land full of elves and hobbits and wizards, it's still a wonderfully historically accurate detail.

Of course, I've ranted before about how misogyny and sexism wasn't actually as bad in medieval times as a lot of people today think. But from the way SOME fantasy authors talk, you'd think that historical accuracy will disappear in a puff of smoke if every woman in the dragon-infested fantasy land isn't being traumatised on the regular.

Tolkien did better. Be like Tolkien.

If you want to see strong female characters who are also leaders, go read the The Silmarillon. Not just Luthien and Idril and Elwing and Galadriel but also Andreth, and Haleth (who never married by the way) and Emeldir and Morwen. They are all there. Go read it. It's not an easy read but it's worth it.

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All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

I love drawing young Aragorn strolling around in Rivendell

Oh this is really good!

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Anaire: “So how’s life with a baby?”

Nerdanel: “Exhausting. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much.”

Indis: “Oh, I’m sure he’ll grow out of it soon.”

Nerdanel: “Oh no, no, no, no. The baby’s an angel, he’s no trouble at all.”

Earwen: “...But you just said-?”

Feanor, holding baby Maitimo and crying: “Nerdanel, I love him so much!”

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I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom

Random Feanorian elf inherited by Elrond: That's not... No.

Bilbo: Oh so they were useful?

Elf: Well. No, not exactly

Bilbo: But the owners didn't want to throw them away.

Elf: Yeah

Bilbo: And they were in possession of several people over the course of years.

Elf: Yeah

Bilbo: That's a mathom.

Elf: No! We loved them because were very pretty!!! And one of a kind!!! Crafted by hands more skilled than any of ours!!!

Bilbo: Yes, like my great aunt's set of painted dishcloths

Elf, in tears: The Silmarils were not like your great aunt's set of painted dishcloths

Bilbo: How's The Great Mathom War as a title for a poem about the First Age?

By the way, it's important to me that Elrond supports Bilbo's claim and finds it quite insightful actually

I will never not reblog this!

Now if we could only get Feanor’s expression if he were to hear this!

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reblog if you've read the silmarillion

Ohhhh yeah, this is one of my secret powers. The trick is to first read it when you're like 11. You won't understand it then but it'll get into your brain.

yes. This is it. Also you read it like you would read The Bible or The Odyssey or Egyptian or Greek or any other ancient mythology (which I also all did by when I was like 12…). You may not understand it completely but you feel it and it gets into your brain, exactly!

I passed when I was 13. Got through it my mid-twenties.

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