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reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

plain text: in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself. end plain text.

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floridakilo

gen z becoming radicalized is giving “yuppies with hippie parents” vibes like i can see so many parallels with the cultural shift that occurred between the 70s 80s and the one occurring now

ie thinking they’re “rebelling” by embracing traditional gender roles and values 💀💀💀

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From the above article:

The Clery Act, which Congress enacted in 1990 after the rape and murder of college student Jeanne Clery four years earlier, mandates colleges to provide support to sexual assault survivors and detail the policies they’ve implemented to make campuses more secure as well.

The multimillion-dollar fine that the Department of Education’s office of Federal Student Aid (FSA) has imposed on Liberty stems from a settlement agreement with the university for “material and ongoing violations” of the Clery Act.  [...]

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todaysbird

i don’t think this is going to be a popular take but sharing factual updates related to climate change that are upsetting or scary is not “climate doomerism”

change is not going to happen by turning away and ignoring the reality of the situation. and the reality is we have not handled climate change well and there are going to be very real consequences for many people; all of us will be affected by climate change in our lives. fearmongering or sentiments like ‘we’re all going to die’ is doomerism, but sharing news with updates about crop losses, heat waves, natural disasters etc is absolutely not. with so much misinformation and so many people who don’t even believe in climate change, please do not stop sharing what makes you uncomfortable

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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I knew we were going to start seeing media companies doing a "readjustment" which just means cancelling and burying any piece of media with LGBTQ and diverse characters or stories (especially those who have been at least surface level progressive) in the next 4 years, but I didn't think it would happen almost immediately.

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hotsoup1969

I know that the “billionaire playboy” look is important to B’s look but honestly if the joker or smthn tried to kill someone at a gala and Bruce fuckin decked him everyone would probably just be like “damn these Gotham boys are just Like That huh”

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graaaaceeliz

Too true, the actual reason nobody makes Bruce Wayne the Batman seriously is because the entirety of Gotham is ridiculous and Like That

Reporter: Mister Wayne, how did you find the courage to punch the Joker?

Bruce: That clown comes to my party, threatens my guests and my children - of course I deck him. What else was I supposed to do? Wait for Batman to show up?

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Bruce Wayne becomes the lead symbol of the “we cant always just wait for Batman” movement

The wave of self-responsibility does almost as much for Gotham as either Batman or Bruce Wayne’s philanthropy.

Joker does not plan brutal revenge on Bruce Wayne, because, when interviewed, he states, “I didn’t think the namby pamby milksop had it in him. Him hitting me is actually kind of funny, and nobody likes a joke as much as I do.”

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video game: CAPITALISM BAD. FASCISM BAD. KILL NAZIS.
gamers: this is what video games should be; apolitical fun.
video game: here’s a black character
gamers: the bastards… they finally did it… politics finally killed video games.
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etirabys

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

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mentalwires

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl
A joyful woman known to her town,
If she is wayward,
and revels in the moment,
do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;
joyfulness is what marks calm water.

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

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fatsexybitch

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

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Gets funnier every time.

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maelace

This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.

It’s even funnier because O'Neil participated in Black Ops, THE Interfering in other people’s affairs and then pretending you didn’t.

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teaboot

On one hand I understand not teaching cursive in school anymore, because it actually is slower than regular handwriting and almost everything is typed on a keyboard now anyways.

On the other hand, so much of our (even recent!) history was written in cursive, and having a whole generation of kids who can't read letters written by their grandparents, momentos saved by their great-grandparents, or even photo albums from theur immediate family seems like a dangerously quick way to detach us from previous generations.

And on the third, related but slightly malformed hand, I feel bad that yet another form of small, everyday art that brings joy in the middle of mundane tasks, which celebrates personality and individual style and self-expression, is about to fade into obscurity because it wasn't efficient enough for today's world to put up with.

Like... if we continue to whittle away the small arts out of every day life, what's going to be left except stark, ruthless pragmatism?

Maybe writing a grocery list is less mundane when you get to feel elegant for a moment. Maybe you're a little more proud of what you write when you see it flow together like a painting

Sometimes I make posts that are like “Hey guys, maybe everything being optimized for efficiency and cheapness leaves some major defects in the average person’s ability to thrive psychologically” and some of you pop off like I’ve said I want to kill everyone who uses insulin with my bare hands, when mostly what I’m talking about is this sort of thing.

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997

and she picked just the right song

whhat the f

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

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angelicdevil

This kid is KILLING it!

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

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spiritsonic

Been meaning to do this for years

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redbuddi

Artist for the official sonic comics ^

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