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i found my heart and it was still beating

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It's Kinda Sad, If This Is You At Your Best (1465 words) by kermit_coded Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Titans (Comics), DCU (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), Blue Devil (DCU Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eddie Bloomberg/Rose Wilson Characters: Rose Wilson, Eddie Bloomberg Additional Tags: POV Eddie Bloomberg, Hypersexuality, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Chinese Rose Wilson, Rose Wilson needs a hug, Eddie Bloomberg Needs A Hug, Making Out, Consent Issues, Hurt/Comfort, Canonical Child Abuse, Underage Drug Use, Abandonment Issues, Slade Wilson's A+ Parenting, Past Sexual Abuse, They make me very very sad, eddie is a sweetheart, Trauma, Developing Relationship, Teen Titans 2003 Era, Mental Health Issues, Marijuana, Underage Smoking, Literal Sleeping Together, Bittersweet Ending Summary: Eddie and Rose making out, smoking weed, and the things they don't say out loud.

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I’ve hated slade longer than I’ve hated any other fictional character so I keep this panel saved to my phone so I can look at whenever he pisses me off

Me whenever deathstoke just turns up out of nowhere and is apparently not leaving anytime soon:

This panel from Batgirl (2008) is funny to me because she's like 'Slade's got me off my game' while she's casually smashing his head against a wall.

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I’ve only read NTT Deathstroke so Do Not @ Me if I’m wrong, but I think the funniest part of Slade Wilson’s whole entire Deal isn’t the fact that he’s fistfighting actual teenagers and getting his ass kicked, or that he’s an epic divorce man whose wife shot his eye out; it’s that I’m pretty sure he’s not actually divorced. Like are you telling me he and Adeline calmed down long enough to sit down and sign the papers, divide the property, and present their case to the court? Absolutely not. These two are legally still married, they’re just divorced in every way that matters. And, crucially, Adeline took everything that Deathstroke didn’t have in that suitcase when he ran out of the house bleeding from his eye, because what’s he gonna do? Come back and go ‘hey, I know you tried to kill me for being willing to sacrifice our son for my abstract sense of honor, but I’m the one who bought that couch’? She’d shoot him again. As she should. And he knows it.

Deathstroke, epic divorce man whose wife took the house and kids and also his back-up toothbrushes probably, and who is still, legally, married to her.

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