My favourite sentence in the article: “Those interested in acquiring Jones’ media company had submitted their final offers to federal court-appointed trustee Christopher Murray, who was tasked with picking a best bid, but not necessarily the highest.”
That suggests to me that Mr Murray had the option of choosing the funniest bid, and by gum he took it.
Bruce: *to himself* I want to adopt Tim and bring him into the family. I need to tell him how much I love and appreciate him.
Bruce:
bruce wayne everyone, world’s okayest dad
*nailed it*
Everyone obsessed with Twitter is a terminally online culture war victim trying to forge a media career and addicted to spiking their own cortisol and they need to get a real job and integrate into society. Sooo glad that I meanwhile am unemployed in a chic way and spend all my time on Tumblr which denotes a refined, even aristocratic sensibility and a noble commitment to upholding a vanishing way of life in an uncomprehending world
Danny phantom is trending on Twitter right now because KSI called him ben 10 oh my god my life is not real
I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
the real reason the beast from Over the Garden Wall is scary is that his eyes remind me of LED headlights
Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.
He warned us
scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other
they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots
They go to the bar afterwards
I mean it could be worse. It could be called Gimp or something
Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better
I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork
Yeah that tracks
“it’s not canon” TO YOU. they’re fucking nasty in my google docs right now
seal fandom my beloved😭😭
and some manatees
