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hey there, demons. it's me, ya boy

@kenmagoesblep / kenmagoesblep.tumblr.com

Kimmi, 27 y/o, genderfluid (they/them). fic writer since 2010, aspiring twitch streamer, professional cook. I mainly reblog things about my main interests and social issues I care about here, and I'm always open for some casual conversation.
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Fandom: Kimetsu no Yaiba Rating: General Audiences Main Pairing: Hashibira Inosuke/Kamado Tanjirou Side Pairings: None Chapters: Oneshot Word Count: 582 words Summary: Inosuke get's in trouble at school again, as its usual. Tanjiro steps in to help him with his wounds.

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"OH OH delinquent inosuke and good boy tanjiro from the high school au"curiouscat request sent by @sassi_perere 

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Who whould’ve thought his biggest yolo decision was to adopt babies?

hehe, here I am again, drawing for the @liverpepper AU. Seriously, I love this blog so damn much, I can’t even cope with how cute and funny it is ;;;;;;;;;;; I always found it really alhdalksg (?) of Leon to adopt the twins, as said in the faq, so it inspired me. We don’t even know each other, but I’m making this as a chrismas gift for the blog! hope senpai jay notices the art and like it, since I like their art so soooo much.

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some more aus

  • “okay buddy you’ve been serenading the wrong window for about five minutes now, time to let you know my neighbor is out of town” au
  • “you hired me to be the surprise stripper for your friend at this bachelor/bachelorette party and they did not take it well and threw both of us out in the freezing cold this is all your fault” au
  • “i’m the superhero’s sidekick and you’re the superhero but i don’t know that and we both met on an online dating website and you look really familiar?” au
  • “you’re a stress baker and i stay up too late working and i’m writing a thank you note to the ethereal being responsible for the food magically appearing in the common room” au
  • “it’s autumn and we’re both picking pumpkins upstate but you picked one that’s bigger than you are and it looks like you’re struggling oh god do you need help???” au
  • “you were trying to make a snow angel but the snow is too deep and you can’t get back up and i’m trying to decide whether to keep laughing at you or help you” au
  • “i’m a figure skater who’s trying to practice and you took your baby cousins out to the rink but none of you can skate do you need help??” au
  • “you’re supposed to be on a blind date with someone but you sat down at the wrong table and i haven’t been able to get a word in edgewise to tell you that and it’s been thirty minutes” au 
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toxixpumpkin

Awkward First Meetings AUs

  • “My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”
  • “I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”
  • “This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”
  •  “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”
  • “I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”
  • “I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”
  • “You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”
  • “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”
  • “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
  • “You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”
  • “You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”
  • “You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”
  • “I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”
  • “I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”
  • “Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”
  • “I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”
  • “Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”
  • “Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”
  • “I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”
  • “I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”
  • “Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING EVER IS? IT’S SOULMATE AUS LIKE GOD DAMN I HAVE SEEN SO MANY ON FFN/LJ/AO3/TUMBLR OVER THE YEARS LIKE:
  • the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate (so you don’t know them until you see them), and it goes away when they die
  • the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them
  • the one where you don’y know your soulmate until you hear them speak, or hear them speak a certain word; your name, for example
  • the one where you get the name of the person in their handwriting on your body somewhere at a certain age
  • the one where the first thing they say to you appears instead
  • the one where you get each others’ fingerprints
  • the one where you get matching marks/symbols/tattoos
  • the one where your marks or words that change depending on what’s going on with your soulmate
  • the one with the clock that counts down the time until you meet your soulmate
  • the one where when you sleep you dream of whatever they’re experiencing from their point of view until you find them, or AFTER you find them
  • the one where you can straight up talk to them in dreams until/after you find them
  • the one where you form a telepathic/empathetic link until/after you find them
  • the one where you share extreme physical sensation until/after you find them; if one of you hurts the other one hurts, if one of you is getting lucky the other one gets a little hot and bothered
  • the one where the closer you are to them the more aware of them you become, and you find them playing a hot/cold game; for instance, colors get brighter and brighter the closer you are and fade into gray when they’re too far away
  • the one where once you turn a certain age/one night a year you swap bodies with them for one night and you have a limited amount of time to leave/collect clues to their identity
  • dthe one where being next to your soulmate can heal you from things people don’t normally heal from
  • the one where only your soulmate can kill you (can you still be killed by age/disease? who knows!)
  • the one where reincarnation is also a thing and meeting your soulmate either unlocks or erases memories or your past lives until the next one
  • the one where in universes with magic meeting your soulmate activates your powers/unlocks more powerful magic
SOULMATE AUS WITH COMPLICATIONS:
  • blind characters who can’t see if the world’s in color or black and white
  • characters like x-men’s rogue who literally can’t touch people; characters who have been through trauma who don’t want to touch people
  • hard of hearing characters like clint barton who can’t hear their soulmate speak without hearing aids/at all or on the flipside characters who can’t speak; maybe it still works in sign language, or maybe it doesn’t
  • people who can’t read/can’t read the language the words on their body are in
  • characters like bucky barnes who’ve lost hands and/or had their fingerprints removed
  • soulmate clocks that time out in the middle of the crowd; there’s an entire craigslist category for finding who else was there that day with a clock that timed out too
  • famous characters speaking to or performing for a crowd and suddenly their world is in color/thier clock times out/etc and every member of the audience pretends to be this celebrity’s soulmate and a cinderella type situation ensues with the finding
  • soulmates playing the hot/cold game and they kEEP MISSING EACH OTHER
  • insomniacs who rarely sleep, much less at the same time/different time than their soulmate
  • soulmate ot3s/ot4s/otmores where you dream in varying people’s povs every time you sleep and get super confused
  • people who get sick or injured and frantically search for their soulmate so they can survive
  • people who need to be in medically induced comas and their soulmates have to stay away so they don’t accidentally wake them up
  • the one where soulbonding is actually a choice and someone chooses to bond with someone they may not know or like to save their lives
  • new souls who don’t get memories of past lives because they don’t have one and panic
  • muggles/people without powers who don’t get them upgraded or unlocked
COMBINATION AUS:
  • the one where you one or both of you have to do all three (see your soulmate, touch your soulmate, hear your soulmate), or all three have to happen at least once between the 2+ of you
  • or it’s completely random how you find your soulmate: one of you gets a name and the other gets a fingerprint, one of you has to hear your soulmate and one of you has to see them, etc; particularly useful if you happen to be blind or deaf
  • same for characters with disabilities/who have “complications”: they get or find a different way of finding their soulmate, not better or worse, just different
THEN THERE’S SOULMATE AUS THAT DON’T HAVE TO CONFORM TO LIFELONG MONOGAMY:
  • the ones where you have more than one romantic soulmate at the same time or you get a new soulmate after the first die
  • the ones where people have multiple soulmates of different types and it’s color coded; a red name/mark/etc for love, a blue one for friendship; for the ones where you start seeing color you get a new one for each soulmate
  • the ones where some people have romantic soulmates and some don’t, and those that don’t are still perfectly happy anyway, maybe in a relationship anyway, maybe not
  • the ones where some people have multiple romantic soulmates who may or may not also be soulmates with each other
  • aromantic or asexual people who have soulmates who are not and they manage to work it out
  • romantic and sexual people who don’t have soulmates but find happiness anyway, either with someone like them or someone not like them
SOULMATE AUS THAT EXPLORE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF SOULMATES BEING A THING:
  • the ones where soulmates are for everyone and get legal aid to help stay together, like if their in-laws try to keep them apart/someone risks getting deported/someone gets drafted/whatever
  • the ones where soulmates are super super rare and TECHNICALLY get exempted from shitty things like “people of different races/the same sex/etc can’t get married/have relations/etc” but maybe still face a lot of prejudice and they fight to get those types of awful laws lifted for everyone
  • agencies that exist to help you find your soulmate or figure out which soulmate thing you have but some of them are just shams, bonus points for this being in a verse where the thing is exceedingly rare to begin with
  • people pretending to be soulmates to take advantage of the laws, for good or ill; the couple who loves just as fiercely as a soulmates who will do anything to stay together, or the shitty people who try to claim they’re mated to people who’ve rejected them so they “have” to stay together
  • tabloid mags photoshopping matching soulmate marks or following big legal cases where someone tries to prove or disprove that they are soulmates with someone else
  • soulmates in universes where they’re a rarity or rare soulmate types like ot3s in dodging government officials because they don’t want to become lab rats
  • people who don’t believe in soulmates until it happens to them, or people who believe hardcore and want to find theirs but they don’t necessarily have one
  • little rituals that make finding your soulmate more likely, like shaking hands with people as often as possible, repeating each other’s names after you’re introduced, etc
just give me alllll the soulmate aus ok, give me people finding each other in spite of complications, give me all the delightful plot twists, give me detailed worlds where this changes the norms. feel free to reblog with sources! (or MORE AUS.) a little over half of these are things i’ve seen elsewhere over time and i cannot remember where they are all from.
haha or if you’re into this sorta thing you could just take pity on me and reblog it anyway this took an embarrassingly long time to type up oh my god ;;;;;;;;;
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moonwasours

MORE AU IDEAS FOR YOUR OTP

  • nervous flyer and random seat mate AU
  • cyclist saves pedestrian who wandered onto the bike path AU
  • optometrist and patient AU
  • met in the veterinarian’s waiting room AU
  • your voice sounds just like my phone sex operator’s voice AU
  • met on an embarrassing singles cruise AU
  • fender bender AU
  • seated together at a family-style restaurant and everyone thinks they’re a couple already AU
  • took your suitcase from the airport baggage claim on accident AU
  • met at a family reunion but not related to each other AU
  • studying abroad AU
  • your kid hates my kid AU
  • cutie working the drive-thru AU
  • foster parent and social worker AU
  • manager at a no-tell motel and frequent room renter AU (bonus points: assumed they’re a sex worker AU)
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Alright I’m

Gonna contribute to the AU’s thing

  • Sworn enemies at an SSBB tournament au 
  • Cosmic beings au 
  • One’s a parkour enthusiast and crashes through the other’s window trying to pull off a sick jump au 
  • Domestic sci-fi au 
  • Met at a sex-toy workshop au 
  • One’s a cop and accidentally arrests the other and they’re handcuffed together right as the zombie apocalypse starts au 
  • Legal thriller au
  • Plumber from three apartments down regularly fixes their heating au
  • Space nomads au
  • Met at an intergalactic convenience store au
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Anonymous asked:

levihan childhood au in which hanji and levi passionately discuss who makes the best play dough sculpture

Título: Fazer Amigos

Livre Para: +12

Sinopse: Sendo um introvertido desde a infância, sempre foi muito difícil para Levi se enquadrar em novas escolas. 

Title: Making Friends

Rated: PG

Summary: Being an introvert since childhood, has always been very difficult for Levi to fit in new schools. 

fanart by: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1198319 

(It's only in portuguese for now. English Version will be posted soon!! Sorry!!)

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AU ideas!

➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AUmistaken identity AUpen pals AUsit next to each other in orchestra AUpartners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?) partners in dance class AUtrapped on a deserted island together AUwizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong houseprotester and police officer AUlab partners AUnew neighbors AUone’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AUhair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AUbffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AUmailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AUprivate detective and client AU ➸ archaeologist AUparamedic AUrunaway royalty and confused commoner AU android and human AUghosts in love AUgo to the same support group AU just keep running into each other everywhere AUorchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AUyounger siblings are best friends AUphotographer and model AU writer and editor AUimmortal and non-immortal AU ➸ screenwriter and director AU greek god and roman counterpart AUALL OF THE AUS

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levihansquad
Anonymous asked:

Modern AU-Levi is a nurse and everyday he goes out of his way to see one patient in particular-a Jane Doe in a coma (Hanji). He takes care of her all the time and bathes her and when he has night shift and it's real slow he'll have his lunch break in her room and he'll read to her and talk to her. About a year of this passes and he's already accepted that he's in love with her but he knows that it can never happen for obvious reasons. (Part 1, I'm gonna continue this!)

 Many more months pass and one night while he’s reading to her-casually holding her hand-he feels a finger move. He tries to trigger more movement but sadly nothing happens. Another month passes and he is ready to give up. He reads to her one last time and suddenly she starts stirring. She wakes up and smiles at him and says “You’re voice is lovely.” Unfortunately all she knows is her name and basic personal info. Everything else is gone. Levi sticks by her side during rehabilitation asking her questions about anything and everything to trigger her memory. Little things come back here and there. When it’s time for her to leave the hospital she asks him to go for coffee. They date for a while and he falls in love with her all over again. She falls madly and deeply in love with him. After about 3 or 4 years they get married. Her memory may not have returned completely but at least she has Levi by her side.

slay me. Poor Hange though.

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SOMEONE KILL ME NOW

I DON'T WANT THIS FEELS

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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snkpoopfarts

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levi/hanji

friendship fic, taken halfway through the female titan arc.

He’s awake for three days before she can finally convince him to go to bed. Even then it is not a real victory. He’s tired, broken, and hurt; a passive version of himself she has not seen in years.

She should feel bad, she reasons, for what she is about to do to him. She doesn’t. He would do the same to her. For her.

“I… I brought this for you.” she whispers and hands him the cup of coffee. It’s hot, but not scalding.

He grabs the cup from her, sniffing its contents (it’s not as good as Petra’s, she knows this, but that is not the point) before downing it all in three quick gulps. The look he gives her as he hands the cup back is all she needs from him.

He knows, she realizes, and the forced smile he gives her only enforces that fact.

“Thank you, Hanji.” he says before leaning back in his chair. She nods and sits the cup down on the table next to him. Taking his hand, she slides down in front of him, resting her cheek against his knee. She waits for the her gift to take effect.

He does not say anything else to her. A gentle squeeze of her hand is a second affirmation from him that she has done the right thing. She rests quietly and listens patiently for his breathing to even out. Only when she is sure her dear friend is finally asleep does she begin to move.

She looks him over. There had always been jokes about his height from their superiors but until now she had never found it in her to call him small. He had always just been Levi, defined by nothing other than his harsh personality and commitment to his word. Like this, though, sunken back in to his chair and unable to hide all the pains the world had inflicted upon him - here she could see the price of what had been taken from him.

Small, she thinks. They took your world from you and left you by yourself again. Small, and alone, just like a child. Death did that to people. It took away what made them great and left them alone as they faced the hell of a quiet room.

Well, not quite. Levi wasn’t entirely alone just yet. She was still here… her, and Mike, and Erwin, and even Eren, as new as he was to their group. 

She would remind him of that in the days to come.

"Not everything has been taken from you." she whispers as she kisses him on the forehead. There are still those who love you. And they’re going to take care of you.

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This is my first time writing fanfiction (or anything in general, tbh) in a loong time… any comments are more than welcome. Criticism especially. I’d love to hear your thoughts! 

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