kendall's blog

Idk if youve seen this

he’s so happy to be a model

Vegan pizza

Bottom cuisine

Mariah’s cheat day

This post sucker punches you, 3 consecutive times, and you’re never ready for any of them

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

fucking superb you funky little felon

I love opening old iPhone boxes and finding chargers/adapters/headphones inside. Looking out for future me.

Dancing broomsticks and lovely October magic by @novembersage 🍁🔮

BROOMBAS

@thebibliosphere !!!

hoNEY QUICK WE NEED TO GET A ROOMBA, DON’T ASK WHY

When he poundin’ tf outta your puss and whispers “fuck you so tight” so you tighten your pussy a lil more to choke the d

A 1 carrot ring

Blocked

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

Lmaoooo guys watch this please

the holy grail

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there