This little thing popped into my head. Fyi, the canon timelines are thrown out the window for this so... Yeah.

Bring forth the bop~

• "Let my weapons be your children, let my armies be your damned. Try to suffer on in silence, try to stop me if you can." --- This Cold Black by Slipknot
• I think he'd really enjoy metal in general. I can totally see him unknowingly stomping to some Marilyn Manson and Meshuggah, though the lyrics and message probably will just fly over his head.
• He listens to some heavy shit, but probably all the more mainstream bands/artists.
• The loudness and organized chaos of the genre fills the void in his soul and reflects the state of his mind, despite his stoic and non-verbal outer demeanor.
• Someone please do everyone a favor and introduce Michael to some death metal. Admit it, it really fits his aesthetic.
• This is just based on speculation, but I suspect a 70% possibility of RZ Michael resonating with Cannibal Corpse. Fight me.
• He hates classical music with a burning passion. Back in Smith's Grove, they played Bach's Air Sul G on tap. (its canon in the first movie lmao) He hates it. Mikey no likey.

• "No stop signs, speed limit, nobody's gonna slow me down. Like a wheel, gonna spin it, nobody's gonna mess me around." --- Highway to Hell, by AC/DC
• Freddy listens to classic rock, period.
• This guy is ngl a supporter of music taste discrimination. You listen to pop? Disgusting. You listen to Jazz? Disgusting. Classic rock is the epitome of all music.
• He'll call you music-related slurs you never knew existed.
• As stubborn adamant as Freddy is, he does harbor some guilty pleasures, including 70's hair metal and glam rock. Pshh. What a heckin hypocrite.
• Some of his all time favorites are Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, and AC/DC.
• (Basic bitch)
• *Hip thrust movements to go with his 'The Sprinkler' dance moves, Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses blasting in the background*

• He doesn't listen to music, but if he did, he would probably enjoy Jazz.
• Michael only listens to Miles Davis because he enjoys his music and can't be bothered to discover more artists.
• Oml Michael I know Miles Davis is amazing but don't neglect other iconic artists plzzz. Someone please make him listen to some Teddy Wilson and/or Dave Brubeck.
• I imagine him sitting stiff-straight on a rocking chair (he just likes how it moves), knife in his lap, rocking and zoning-out relaxing to 'Blue in Green'. (I love that piece)
• #AfterHeFinallyKillsLaurie
• #RetirementGoals
• He also hates classical music because of the same reason as RZ Myers. Seriously, if either of them so much as hears the opening chord of Air Sul G, expect the speaker to be stomped to a pulp in a split second.

• Alright let's all be honest with ourselves... 70's pop and country is Bubba's shit.
• Look me in the face and tell me he wouldn't adore ABBA, The Jackson 5, and Dolly Parton. Thats right you can't
• Everytime 'Dancing Queen' starts playing on the radio, Bubba will drop everything and start busting down.
• Ain't nothing and nobody stoppin him. Drayton is powerless against the supreme sovereignty that is ABBA.
• But let's also appreciate the fact that our Bubster can motherfuckin get down. *wipes sweat from forehead + heart eyes*
• He would also do passionate lip sync with his heart and soul, to Dolly Parton's 'I Will Always Love You'.
• 50% chance of him starting to cry right after he finishes his earnest performance.
• *Holding Bubba in your arms, rubbing comforting circles on his back as he bawls hysterically, incoherently babbling on about how much he loves you*
• I also feel for some reason he'd really like Joan Jett & The Blackhearts.

• "For one moment, I wish you'd hold your stage, with no feelings at all. Open minded, I'm sure I used to be so free." --- Citizen Erased by Muse
• Y'know what I have a hard time imagining the type of music Tommy listens to. Kutos, Mr. Hewitt, you have defeated me.
• siKE
• (This is where I yeet the timeline out of the window y'all)
• Thomas enjoys Muse, Evanescence, and Radiohead. (Fight me)
• He just loves how emotional their songs are. He'd have one earbud in as he works away at his projects for hours. The music helps him concentrate, it is also a source of emotional support to him.
• Hearing the heart-wretching lyrical content of 'Lost in Paradise' performed so beautifully by Amy Lee's angellic voice is really comforting to him. It's like hearing about another person's experiences. It makes him feel less alone in dealing with his emotional and mental turmoils and burdens.
• The first time Thomas heard 'Creep' by Radiohead, he almost cried.
• He also listens to My Chemical Romance sometimes. He only knows the Black Parade album, but he loves it. If 'Creep' didn't make him cry, listening to that entire album from top to bottom sure did. He started sobbing half-way through 'Famous Last Words'.
• Tommy is emotional boi 🥺

• C l a s s i c a l
• No matter how stinky Brahms is, you can't tell me that he's not classy.
• Schubert is his bitch. Schubert's style tends to be quite majestic and/or dreamy, (generally) and can change color/sound very abruptly yet appropriately. (This is just my opinion based on experience with Schubert's pieces, but then I only know his piano pieces soo) (let's still cue that maestoso to scherzando transition)
• But of course, Schubert isn't the only thing he listens to. He prefers the romantic period, so Mendelssohn, Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Shostakovich, Brahms, Schumann, you get the gist, all the staples. Oh yeah Elgar too. To be a proud English lad.
• *Brahms swaying in the living room with the grace of a baby giraffe, engrossed in the beautiful melodies in Schumann's Kinderszenen.*
• (Oml please check out 'Von fremden Landern und Manschen' and 'Kind im Einschlummern') (For those who play piano, they aren't that difficult too totally recommend) (Ok sorry I'm done now)
• Brahms would totally waltz around alone to Chopin's waltzes and nocturnes.
• Oh yeah apart from that classy shit, he likes to jam to meme songs.
• "Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play---"
• *cut to Brahms passionately fortnite dancing*
• Listens to The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals for a good laugh. (Please, all of his songs are gold)

• He'll have 'emo' and 'classical' with a side of metal, thanks.
• I headcanon that Vinny McWaxy is an INFJ, so the boy is likely prone to crippling existentialism. It would make sense for some aspects of his music taste to reflect that.
• *cut to Vincent sitting rock-still on his workbench/stool, hands hover in mid-air, staring straight ahead, some John Cage piece playing*
• You'll never hear this from Vincent but he enjoys sexy-time music. He has this whole erotic playlist he listens to while working. (Boy likes to feel sexy on the job, I respect that.)
• I think its pretty much canon that Vinny loves MCR. (Hello fellow emo piece of shit 👋) His favorites are everything by them really. A hardcore fan. He used to have MCR, P!ATD, and 30 Seconds to Mars posters plastered everywhere in his workshop until he had to remove them all to add to the intimidation factor of his waxy hell for passer-bys. For the record, he is very gay for Frank Iero.
• On the metal part of his spectrum is mostly classic metal, groove metal, and thrash/heavy metal.
• Rammstein, Pantera, Vildhjarta, new and old Metallica, Dream Theatre, Coheed and Cambria. His bitches.
• He also uses music to scare victims when bringing them down to his workshop. *cue horror movie soundtracks*
• *KI KI KI MA MA MA*
• Is a whore for the dramatics when in a good mood.
• *Lacrimosa by Mozart plays as he makes a point to bring the wax painfully slowly down toward a drowsy and petrified victim*
• A lament for your upcoming death, pitiful human.

• "The day has come for all us sinners, if you're not a servant you'll be struck to the ground." -- Beast and The Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold
• Bastard boy is into dad-music™. (same)
• Dad rock, classic rock, pop punk, punk rock, old school pop, his shit.
• He listens to a lot of the same bands as Freddy, but Bo (generally) doesn't discriminate and explores a more diverse variety of music.
• Its a fandom canon that Bo loves Avenged Sevenfold. I totally agree.
• A7x is the perfect amount of cynical, political, and shred for Beauregard, (I hc that ge hates his full name so plz don't ever call him Beauregard)
• He listens to the radio whenever he's at work. Whatever that might be.
• Will NEVER admit it, but he thinks Vinny's music taste is dope as hell.
• He'll turn off the radio just to strain his ears to listen to Vincent's music downstairs. No one will ever know that though. You don't.
• Actually likes classical music too. Its not one of his main genres but there's one piece he really likes, Second Movement of Shostakovich Piano Concerto No. 2 in F Major.
• He never thought he'd enjoy this type of music. Its so.... Calm. He discovered that piece from Vinny's playlist. When he first heard it on his brother's speaker, he fell in love. It was one of the extremely rare cases in which he'd be committed enough to ask Vinny the name of the music.
• Tiny shuffle for man-kind, huge fuckin step for Bo. Good job Bo, we're proud of you.

Also pleeeeeaaase message me or request stuff, I'm bored and have little inspiration 🦊