Keeping Track of Lost Time

If you take one lesson away from this blog it’s to photograph things that the government tells you not to photograph

Discord challenge, Gillian Anderson from X-Files.

Original - because it gets compressed as a gif.

I’m sorry, the song that plays when Special Agent Dana Scully walks into the J Edgar Hoover building to be assigned as Mulder’s partner is titled SEVEN YEAR ACHE????

#Chris Carter what LONG CON IS THIS

I'm sorry but I've watched way too much X-Files to believe in Chris Carter's ability to plan his storytelling in advance

lone gunmen sketch because I think they're neat

and I also need to practice drawing men

WIP cigarette smoking man from the Xfiles.

Everyday I wake up and say, I hate photo realism. Then I get stoned and do photo realism. The cycle continues.

do you believe in fate? well, i want to believe!

Key thing i think people forget abt scully is she exists relative to mulder so much of the time that she truly believes everything she says does or thinks is exceedingly levelheaded & rational bc compared to that, cmon. and Fair enough. but w out this point of comparison we discover she is in actual fact completely batshit cuckoo bananas insane. this is why season 8 of the x files is kind of good actually

Day 2 at this job under my belt. ✔️ It remains unclear whether I am spying on my new boss for the government or spying on the government with my new boss but I believe… no, I’m sure I should take off all my clothes

Year 2. My co-worker was having a little psychotic episode, so I saved him by shooting him and kidnapping him in my car across the country. I have to do these things because I am the sensible partner.

watching the x files is like wow. love really is real. also what the fuck was that thing

just started the X-Files after years of Pop Culture osmosis, parody, references and memes

But holy shit did none of you prepare me for the pathetic wet cat rizz of Fox Mulder. Puppy dog eyes every other scene. He loses every stand off with every other government agent, military op, co-worker he bumps into. Sassy little quips in between getting his ass kicked and the puppy dog eyes. he's deeply traumatized. he has no social life. he never knows whats going on. he's one of the smartest people in any room he's in and knows more than most what's going on.

This guy is just sopping wet vibes, desperate need to believe, and love for Scully. Character of all time.

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

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