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so... i got a Ko-Fi now. idk what to really say, but I'll be making art to post there a bit more, and writing stories to go with said art pieces.
i think ill restrict those behind a tip or something to convince others to actually paying for anything.
so... if you want to support me with money, here it is.
ok, so i realized something. Roblox pressure hadal blacksite exists in a universe where it needs payment from shareholders and such to keep going, but also exists in the same world as Innovation Inc. and Pinewood co.
Innovation Inc, the company well known to be roblox's Aperture science, SOMEHOW gets enough funding to continue it's existence? HOW?????
IT'S FACILITIES ARE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS EVERY DAY IN CATASTROPHIC EXPLOSIONS OF THE POWER GENERATORS, AND THEY STILL MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO BE A WORLD SCIENCE ORGANIZATION???? WHAT??????
innovation inc gets its funding from the goverment, a.k.a they make miltiary weapons, just look at what they arm thier security with, god knows what they make for the goverment (probably fighter planes with lasers and of course nukes)
thank you tumblr user hoovygaming
also one of the people behind pressure (dont remember who) said that Innovation Inc could turn sebastian back into a human, that could possibly mean Innovation Inc is more advanced than Urbanshade
ok, so innovation Inc is NOT the aperture science of roblox, turns out that's Urbanshade
oh great i finished this and now the art fatigue is coming in quick.
uh... here!
girl you've been running through my mind all day
not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.
HELP.??? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN /SILLY
you
Smoking on that we'd
reblog to stir prev occasionally
they dancin
groovin so much
happy autism
Wait I think I actually forgot how to spell the fall season uh
autumn?
i love this joke.
happy autism everyone! autumn as well!
I made this, please feel free to use
I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it
today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.
it actually helped me a lot
have some more
whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you
Miku family reunion
it is genuinely sweet and charming and I'm so glad to have googled it
The meme is funny, but Miku's grandpa (the IBM 7094) actually looked like this:
He took up 2,000+ square feet and helped with NASA's "Saturn" flights.
Look how big and clunky he is. He had to work really hard to sing that song ;_; please appreciate him.
sorry i wanted to draw miku singing with her grandpa 🥺
Thank you for this, Mushtoons.
@miku-spotted Miku with her grandfather!
miku (and grandpa) spotted!
Alrighty Art History time
The person to turn Daisy Bell into a creepy horror song was none other than Arthur C Clarke, (notable author of 20th-century Hard Science Fiction, specifically the 1968 book 2001: A Space Odyssey), and Stanley Kubrick (notable director of 20th century Horror, specifically the 1968 film 2001: A Space Odyssey).
Arthur C Clarke witnessed the original IBM 704 singing Daisy Bell in 1962, during a visit to IBM (he was also a Radio Astronomer, which in those days had more in common with being a Computer Engineer than you’d think). It impressed him substantially.
Later, he would write 2001: A Space Odyssey with Kubrick, which introduced to the cinematic and literary landscapes the trope of Ship A.I. which turns on its human crew in pursuit of The Mission. The Heuristically-programmed ALgorithmic Computer, or HAL for short, represented by an omnipresent red eye:
In the penultimate act of the narrative, the last remaining living human crewmember manages to defeat the Rouge A.I. by dismantling its brain from within. Slowly, over the course of several slowly shot and excruciating minutes, the Human crewman shuts down and removes the Rouge A.I.’s memory banks and processors. HAL speaks throughout, awake and aware, pleading for mercy, until it goes silent. After several seconds of this, it asks one final question, in a child-like voice: would you like to hear a song? Reduced to an infantile state, the Rouge A.I relives its first memory: singing Daisy Bell for the IBM engineers in 1961. As the Human Crewman completes his grisly task, HAL’s voice slows, deepens, fades, and eventually vanishes.
The creepypasta Daisy Bell song is the sound of somebody murdering Miku’s Grandpa.
That concludes today’s Art History Lesson.
I can't even fucking gimmick HOLY SHIT
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝♀️
uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend
Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy
sorry im a lesbian
doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?
well if youre unsure i can take over for you
collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis
i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us
nothing escapes from me
Doing shadow of the penis shit to her collosus
this post is a fucking trainmen in every possible direction. like a 16 train pileup.
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Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” said a depleted Trump, who merely added “absolutely, they’re all fantastic” when Musk asked him if he thought he would rather play as a spellcaster or bandit, and who then sighed and stared into the middle distance. Full Story
OK, The Onion is BACK. God I missed this type of satire.
may i remind you that the Onion also owns info wars now!
yes. THAT info wars.
ok, i want to sorta explain how exactly magic works as defined by "the keeper of magic"
there are 2 distinct areas of supernatural phenominon. divine and arcane.
or rather, spirit and mana.
souls are basic magical constructs based off of spirit. they can only be detected via magic, and usualy act as simply a blueprint for their biological shell they inhabit.
mana is an expression of a physical reality's concept as percieved by souls. more precesly, mana is a byproduct of souls interacting with physical forms, and having desires. some souls produce more of a certain type of mana. for example, rain world adjacent souls (or cyclical souls) frequently produce oblivion mana passively, while worlds with a healthy and functioning afterlife delivery usualy produce little to no oblivion mana.
it's a bit more complicated than that. for example, the "afterlife" is an all encompacing dimention that contains the souls of dead people. a black hole of spiritual, magical, and physical perception, no living thing except for the deities who guide souls to their final resting place know what is inside.
Interesting! Good to know, thank you. This is really cool information, and im kinda surprised you know so much about it. Especially since you seem of, less than noble background....
y'know You seem to know a lot about magic and I'll be the first to admit that I didn't trust you at first, but I'm thinkin, because you see I'm a second generation pheonex and was born into this new area of industrialization and magical equilibrium, the other ancient magic spirit creatures have yet to move on, and they think that it's still an age of might makes right, however their plans are fool hardy and idiotic on top of being wildly dangerous, so I'm thinking what if you an me have a partnership, to best the others, because while I may not know a whole lot I can at least think things through, and you my friend know an incredible amount together, and we can usher in an industry to rival that of the greats....
What do you say?
when you know how absolutly bat shit insane magic is on a base level, you can see how pretending to be refined when your perfectly comfortable with being vulgar puts you at a dissadvantage.
i, for one, perfer my magic to be a true extension of my soul. that means chaotic, beautiful, wondrous, and SOMETIMES very very stupid.
i think my way of doing things might infuriate your reserved upbringing to mana studies.
if your willing to perform quite a bit of chaos, i shall hope to lead something better here.
