A 2nd Deliciously Random Mini-Fanfic
So this time Justine and I were discussing a picture of Batman and Sweet Tooth and what they could be saying or doing... Ohh the things we think of at 3 in the morning... =) #bestfriend
Batman: Why did we decide to take this pilates class? WHYYYYYYY???!!!
Sweet Tooth: I have a better question. Why did I sign up to take a pilates class with YOUUUU!!!
Batman: It was batty enough, I thought we might try it.
Sweet Tooth: Ugh, give me a break!
Batman: I think my leg already did that for you.
Sweet Tooth: Ah, right... where were we, oh, yeah, POW!
Batman: *girly squeal* *kicks, and backs away quickly*
Sweet Tooth: HAHA, HAHAHA! I LAFF at your surprise! *laffy taffy*
Batman: How about this? BAT SONAR!!! *squeals even higher, peircing his ears*
Sweet Tooth: AHHHHH! Ohhh that hurts...good thing I still have a few TWIX up my sleeve! *grabs gun out of inside suit pocket and pulls trigger* ZAP!!! *Batman is trapped in a huge glob of bubble gum* How do you like my BUBBLE GUN?!!! *maniacal laughter*
Batman: *struggles to get out* RATS! I'm STUCK! *starts chewing at the gum but winces in pain* AHH CAVITY! Curse you Sweet Tooth!
Sweet Tooth: Well, it appears you're in quite a sticky situation! Looks like you're not going to be going anywhere anytime soon, and *looks at candy watch* Oh fudge is that the time? I've got an appointment with GOTHAM! It's time to make some murder & mayhem! But just in case you get any clever ideas, I'll leave my henchmen here to keep an eye on you! Farewell for now, Batsy! *exits, cackling uncontrollably*
Batman: Hello, you Sour Patch Kids... I'm afraid I'm going to have to fly! This tea party has turned sour! ROBIN, Grayson dive!!!!!
Robin: *swoops down and cuts the gum with a batterang*
Batman: Let's blow this Popsicle stand!
