when your boyfriend is better at make up than you and your friends combined...

When you're drunk and you need to take care of yourself

the best feeling in the world

shoutout to everyone who is trying their best

when you know they're genuinely busy but you can't help but be mad that they're not giving you attention

me at school: "when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" 

 me as soon as I get home:

When the teacher asks you a question because they think you're not paying attention and you get it right 

Boys with a good sense of humor stay winning