Taping my third eye closed like a webcam
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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly
stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal
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Go forth, however slowly. ❤️
can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
the thing is, it IS going to be worse. but WE are better. 2024 me could eat 2016 me for lunch
the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
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exaggerated fruit postcards ca. 1909-10
beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project
God I wish that were me
I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”
