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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

BOTH I MEANT

BOTH

I genuinely love the onion

wait why does my toaster look so yonic right now

why not just gun me down in the street

Mercymorn wip

uh oh guys new favourite character time

nice argument. however i have already drawn myself as a three inch tall fairy getting fingerblasted by two lesbians and you as a malnourished squirrel

WE'RE pissing on company time

hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

i can’t stop watching this

@mistborn-catgirl

GO WHITE BOY GO

Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell

come ON

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I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

okay ill concede to the liberals that I dont think kamala harris would have put elon musk in charge of a government department called doge.