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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

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finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

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azaraspirit

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

World Heritage Post

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

desperate times call for desperate measures 🙏🏽

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leisamc

I need luck in the form of a really slow and quiet week omg please

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mayskalih

ok I don’t know what it is about this post but I just found a job advert that perfectly matches my expertise and it’s paid very decently. aaand it’s 1h drive from where I live now! (rn my office is 2h by flight and I pay taxes in another country so if I want free medical help I have to take plane)

Getting in on this bc I have a HUGE gig next week and I’m doing everything I can to make sure it goes well. But I can always use a little extra luck for smooth presentations and good sales!

please don’t kill me school

Also please dont kill me school

we are going to be in so much school pain

Hopefully the post does something 🫠

me too i have a few ap classes i have no idea why I was allowed in (I have a gpa of 1.5)

Im gonna be honest with u i have no idea what a gpa is but 1.5 is a small number so i assume that’s a bad thing 😰

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theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

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galaxyedging

I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

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starr-finn

Sorry guys, can't not reblog this

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wheretheyrot

I love good news

One more time for the good discharge news in the morning!!

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fraugwinska

Periodically reblogging the lucky potato because I damn well need it! ❤️

we decided this worked for my wife so maybe it’ll work for me (and my moms teeth lmao Jesus what is life)

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I need more milo breeding kink stuff ong👀👀👀

(openly weeping) I can't.... I can't do it anon...... I promised I'd only do it once, there's no more left, I can't possibly.... (Looks up r34 of Milo)..... Oh one more.... (Shakey breath).....just one more.

Warnings: it's breeding kink Milo what more can I warn you about??? You can read that there's a sexual kink in here what do you think the writing is gonna be about? Fem reader, (sobbing).

"Milo..." Comes your sweet strained voice, trying to stay quiet in the echoing walls of the guys changing room.

Your husband is less concerned, holding onto your waist with either of his massive hands and fucking into you with reckless abandon. The only two things preventing just anyone from walking in and seeing you together is your long skirt that covers his entire lap, and more importantly your conjoined sex, and the gym bag in front of the door to hopefully deter people from coming in.

"More... Sweetheart...?" When he's like this, it's best to just agree, turning your head to the side and kissing him, assuring him it's alright. He's become so sexually deviant lately, and you've found that you don't mind it, all because he confessed that he "Didn't mind havin' sex till yer more pregnant then a Galavantula." And seeing as that Pokemon literally has thousands of babies, you got the point pretty quick.

Lucky for him, you're also perverted, even out for need some convincing to go along with his plans in public. "Just testin' the waters, that's all." That's what he had said when you agreed to have sex in the locker room, you knew he was gauging your reactions to see how well you took everything in such a place. Someone could walk in at anytime after all, one gym bag couldn't really prevent them.

And yet you're there, egging him on further, "Faster Milo, I'm... I'm gonna—" his sweaty chest on your back is pushed even more against you as he leans forward to kiss the back of your neck. Inadvertently moving you both closer together as a whole, cock snug inside you as he continues using you as a personal cocksleeve.

"I know dear, I know, you're snugger then a—"

"Milo!" Comes your squeaky voice, much too wound up to deal with him further embarrassing you.

"Too much? Alrighty then, I'll keep that one in mind..." Picking up the pace, he fucks into you fast enough to make your mind go numb, and you clutch onto his shorts, pulling that fabric taught in your grip.

He's going to be the death of you, for sure! Moaning, you feel the snap of something hot deep within your gut and call out his name weakly, softly begging him to slow down, but you know he won't. He never does, because you asked him not to.

Quickly overstimulated, you hear him chuckle in your ear, "Maybe it'll take this time, third time's the charm and all that!" Before pulling you flush to his body, your broken up groan music to his ears as he close this eyes shut and uses your body to milk him dry.

His cum is always so hot inside, deep and filling, warming you up to the point that you think you're going to have to undress. But you know you can't, he put you in the skirt to hide the fact that you'll have cum dripping down your legs as you leave the locker room.

"Milo..." You whine, and he gets the idea quick, using his strength to lift you off of his cock and turn you around to face him, before nestling his still hard dick back inside. The deep shudder from you and the slightly pained groan from him is a sure sign that you'll be going for more, even though he insisted it'd just be a quick couple rounds...

"There's my wife, all sweet with my semen deep inside-" he whistles quietly, "Yer really the most beautiful woman I know."

"How can you say that without dying inside?"

"Mmm," he hums, nuzzling his face into your neck, "Can a husband not be excited at the idea of his wife being bred full? Anytime I think about it, I just can't stop... I'm so lucky that you put up with me."

Kissing his head and moving your arms to hold onto him, you note with no surprise, "I can feel you're still hard inside me Milo, I know damn well you're just sweet talking me cause you know you're not done."

"Did it work?"

"You know it always does."

"Then... Another round, my dear breedable wife?"

You nod, smiling at the silly term, "Of course, I would've said no to the whole ordeal otherwise."

And you do very much get fucked silly, over and over again, he doesn't tell you but he actually locked the locker room door, so no one would bother you whatsoever. He's just that good of a husband, really.

He's also good enough of a husband to make sure you don't leave until he's came inside you enough to for-sure be pregnant, legs wobbly and balance off kilter, and then insist he walk you home... Just so he can have more sex! A farm boy has gotta have stamina, it's just an unwritten rule, and when it comes to fucking his wife, somehow his stamina nearly seems infinite...

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Anonymous asked:

I have a thing prompt idea for Safin, when he’s feeling awful about his face being scarred so u comfort him about it n he cries bc no ones ever tried to comfort him before

notes: thank u for requesting! i’ve been staying away from james bond content for story reasons so hopefully this is in character

WC: 1.02k

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In actuality, you knew very little about the man you considered to be home. He rarely spoke and when he did it was never about himself; always about some idea or project he had planned, some sort of problem he’d hit or a request he had of you.

Dutiful and loyal cleaners were hard to come by, and that was exactly what you were. Most in the profession would blab to family and friends all sorts of things about their employers, but Safin could spare no such cost—thus you were just as valuable and as trusted as any other employee Safin decided was important. Still, despite that trust, he never told you anything regarding himself.

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poptod
Anonymous asked:

Could I request something for Safin please? This is way too sappy for Bond films, but non the less here I am… I had this idea while back how he knows all about flowers and that he would send you the most exotic bouquets that he personally picks. Of course he would still be kinda creepy and stalkery on the side because it’s Safin, but hey romance

notes: 1. sorry for the length! my bad 2. i concentrated way too much on the creepy stalker part i am so sorry!!! i kinda made it fucked up but i hope u like it anyway! WC: 2k

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Larkspur.

Your phone vibrated in your pocket, and you, slouched back on your couch, dug your hand into your pocket and pulled it out. A single message was on the home screen, from an unmarked number––Larkspur.

You unlocked it, your brows knitted together curiously.

Another ding.

Don't touch it, my love.

You sighed softly as you threw your phone down, watching the screen flicker off.

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Silent Dancer (Rami Malek x Reader)

Description: One of your father’s circus actors is trying to impress you.

Notes: so this ones honestly  weird as fuck. it appeared to me likea vision and id ont know where its going WC: 2.8k

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There were a number of things you disapproved of when it came to your father’s circus. First, though certainly not least, the nature of the exhibits shown were nothing short of degrading and dehumanizing, displaying the crippled, the misfortunate, and even ‘strange’, dark skinned children from the Congo.

Most of the main acts, however, were alright. It was a dangerous profession, but everyone who signed up for it already knew that.

Generally, due to mistreatment, low wages, and the simple nature of circuses, you didn’t often visit your father’s circus. That and the fact that it travelled around quite a lot while you were stuck attending university in Pennsylvania. Still, when your father invited you to an evening while his circus was in the state, you hesitantly agreed in your letter to him. Caution would always have to be taken when dealing with your father.

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Anonymous asked:

Rami angst 9&14 please

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.” + “Can you shut up for once in your life?”

thanks for requesting! here it is :)

wc: 830

warnings: swearing, angst (obviously lol)

“Joey!! Come dance with me!” you yell from the dance floor. You were a bit tipsy: not hammered, but enough to not care how you looked while dancing. 

It was Joe’s birthday party that night, so obviously, being his best friend, he wanted you by his side the whole night.

“Looking good, girl!” Joe calls as he walks closer to you.

You fling your arms around his neck and his hands find your waist, pulling you in closer to him. Your hips sway in sync with his to the beat of the music and before you know it, you both are a laughing mess.

“Thanks so much for making this, like, the best birthday ever,” he shouted over the obnoxiously loud music.

“You’re so welcome. But if we’re talking best birthdays, don’t you think that your 9th takes the cake? I mean that bouncy house was pretty fucking fun,”

“You’re right!” he laughs, and the two of you continue bopping to the music. 

But your dancing comes to an abrupt stop as you feel someone pry your arm off of Joe. You turn to see who it is, and it’s Rami. 

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Rami comforts you after a rough day HC

Rami x Reader 

warnings: smut

Requested

  • You get home and collapse onto your bed.
  • You hear the door open and Rami comes in and lays down next to you
  • He listens to you vent about your obnoxious coworkers.
  • “I’m sorry, love.” he says as he tucks your hair behind your ears.
  • Rami leans in and begins to kiss you passionately. He puts his hands on your hips and pulls you closer to him.
  • “Y/N, no matter how bad things get, just know you can always come home to me and talk about it. I’ll always be here to listen.” 
  • You couldn’t believe how lucky you were. You felt so comforted just by laying in his arms.
  • “I know what will make you feel even better though,” Rami says, his eyes dark with lust.
  • Rami begins to trail his tongue from your lips, down your torso and right into your clit.
  • You gasp, your back arching, losing yourself in Rami’s kisses.
  • “cum for me baby” Rami growls in your ear as he fills you up.
  • Those very words become your undoing.
  • Rami kisses your neck as you ride out your orgasm. Laying down next to you when he sees you’re finished.
  • You both look into each other’s eyes as you catch your breath.
  •  “Told you I’d be able to make you feel better.” Rami grins and kisses you on the cheek.
  • You’ve never felt luckier.
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