Actually fucking obsessed with this thing he's so cute i feel such a deep urge to pick him up and put him in one of those little bug terrariums and carry him with me like a purse dog and feed him crumbs. He has severe brain damage godbless
kauri evil autism flag. go my puppet
kauriheart reblogged
Imagine being 2 years old and you're filled with guilt and fear for the future and a disaster happens and you do your best to help everyone but you can only save like four people and you run off and you jump into a pit cause your brother told you to and you trust him more than anything and you lose half of your limbs and something that looks like your brother is also in the pit and you get chased by evil goo monsters and also an evil version of yourself that you have no problem killing and you get your brother's weapon that's soulbound to him and then The Author and some weird green freak appears and tells you your brother is dead and that you're gonna take over the world someday and you set yourself on fire cause you've never felt grief this intense before and you've always been scared of fire; scared of what it could do to you and your fragile, flammable body and you've only recently started feeling things and everything is so intense and you're two years old and you love your brothers more than anything and you'd set yourself on fire to keep them warm but not like this. And then you get goop limbs and become a monster and everyone you knew before the fall rejects you. And you're two years old. I haven't even mentioned the necromancy
Look if i fumbled a 6+ft tall rich swordsman so badly that they stole a cursed sword and then ran away and went on a month long killing spree I'd probably kill them if i found them again as well . what an L dude
kauriheart reblogged
The kauri disease has returned in full force. I started thinking about them this morning and now it's back to 24/7 stupid puppet on the mind
I like thinking abt whatever the fuck they were up to before the northern camp got established when it was just them and the twins. What were they even doing? Just fucking walking around the desert? We know Lal ate a rat and the three of them got stuck in a pit at one point. Did Lal just fucking eat the rat while his twin brother and the wooden doll the two of them picked off the side of the road a day ago watch. What were they doing.
I know the three of them were fighting for their lives but i like to think abt it in a silly way. They deserve a bit of silliness after everything that's happened to them recently.