I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators

Direct action

hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!

Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.

been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

i relate to anjali on so many levels

Pretty sure that generation has been dead for awhile but ok, pretend one thing has something to do with another

The end of Jim Crow laws was in the 1950′s. The first black student to attend a formerly all white school was Ruby Bridges in 1960. 

Here she is being walked to school under the protection of Federal Marshals because angry white people were ready to harm or kill her. 

Here she is in 2010, eight years ago. 

The generation that enforced segregation is not dead, fucko. They were our fuckin grandparents, and it was not that goddamn long ago. 

Google is free. 

okay, i'm so mad at the sex education writers rn. like, when i watched the last ep i was resigned to the fact that eric will end up with adam but the more i mull over the fact the more angry i get.

like, yes, thank you writers for putting the fact that adam was abusive to eric out there. you did one thing good. but that was all very soon dismissed. it did not have any effects that should have been there. adam never even said sorry !!!

also, rahim deserved better. he was such an amazing and lovable and cool character. and the writers did him dirty by not developing his arc properly. he could have been eric's endgame. they had the chemistry. the compatibility. their relationship was interesting and three-dimentional. rahim never bullied eric. even if rahim was not eventually the one for eric, he shouldn't have been exchanged for that silent, boring, emotionless punch-machine.

but no, of course the writers decided to fuck all that. fuck the healthy gay rep - the religious poc gay rep - and gave the poor eric a flat, boring character with internalized homophobia and no hobbies or emotions. they literally gave this revolutionary character a storyline where he falls for his abuser - literal Stockholm syndrome.

and i can already feel that they're not going to write eric going back to rahim or breaking up with adam because too many cishet fangirls of the show have already started fetishising this uwu broken bad boy and the uwu gay couple

no character should ever be written into an abusive relationship but especially when said character is part of an underrepresented minority group

Rahim: I dedicate this love poem by my favorite poet..Pablo Neruda.. to you

Eric: thank you :)

Adam: is Romeo and Juliet like Frozen?

Eric: 

Rahim deserved better!!!!!!!! I find it hilarious how they had to make a potential great character shit so that your white faves look good by comparison

Sooooo Rahim doesn't make Eric happy like did yall see him on their first date Eric was elated

Not once did Rahim make Eric feel anything less than amazing, confident, and most importantly accepted

They're interactions were always positive even after the awkward church service they talked it out and even told each other ily🥰

But yall had to make Adam and eric a thing sooooo you turned rahim into a stale version of his character towards the end

Even tho he hates musicals he still showed up to support eric but nah Adam likes frozen and selfishly ruins the theater kids hard work soooo ya gotta love him

this bully turn lover shit ain't it

even if ‘they’ was grammatically incorrect for a singular pronoun, if you value grammar over a human being then there’s a bigger problem here

This says it all.

pro tip: don’t fuck around with someone who never asks you a single question about yourself.

it must be really weird for anyone who was taught by dumbledore and mcgonagall and the rest to become teachers and have to, like, treat them as colleagues

like, snape and lupin have one (1) thing in common and it’s a pathological inability to call dumbledore by his first name

Correct me if i’m wrong, but wasn’t McGonagall more or less in the same year as Tom Riddle?

Does that mean that Dumbledore was also her teacher?

Minerva McGonagall has called him Albus since she was eleven because she is a queen who bows to no one

The image of an 11yo Minerva McGonagall looking her new professor dead in the eye and saying “Will there be homework tonight, Albus?” is too powerful for words

@shanastoryteller

I can just see it going down something like this:

Shiny new transfiguration professor Albus Dumbledore: “Now you won’t be able to turn your matchstick into a needle on the first try, of course, but—”

Tiny eleven-year-old BAMF Minerva McGonagall with a Scottish accent thicker than pea soup: “Ayy! Ye cannae know that!”

Albus Dumbledore, whose experience with the results of being patronizing to small badass children is insufficient to warn him not to: “Oh, absolutely, young lady, you might surprise us. Or any of your classmates might, it’s true.”

Tiny smoldering barrel of magical talent with “TNT” painted on the side Minerva McGonagall: “What’ll ye give us if we do surprise ye?”

Brightly-colored balloon of good-natured obliviousness Albus Dumbledore: “Why, my dear Miss McGonagall, if you can give me a needle on the first try, I shall allow you to call me by my first name.”

It’s a very fine needle, and she calls him Albus for the rest of her life.

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

EAR YOUR HEART OUT JOJO SIWA

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