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Oh, d'arvit

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the idea of villain izuku joining the league of villains but they never do any truly evil shit. theyre just fuckin. unhinged teens and young adults committing general mischief and other minor crimes.

like. dabi, izuku, and toga just fucking weld the police station door shut

shigaraki disintegrates the entire wall around endeavors property but nothing else.

compress steals all the hero merch in a store like hoodies and backpacks and stuff. then he either 1. sets it on fire if its useless or 2. gives it someone who needs it

magne and toga out on a girls day just constantly pranking snipe by using magne's quirk to make him fire off target

the possibilities are endless and all for one thinks their out doing evil bc kurogiri assures him that they are causing chaos and misery. which they are but. on an extremely minor scale

tsukauchi, shaking his head in baffledment and mild despair while staring at the welded shut door of the station, "who would do this?"

"who the hell would do this?"

izuku, dabi, and toga all have their head sticking out from behind a corner like in a cartoon and theyre just snickering

eventually one of them gets arrested and theyre acting like tough hardened criminals in the interrogation room. sansa flops down exhaustedly in the chair across from them and just stares at them for a bit

"were you little assholes the ones who stole the chief's lunchbox from the fridge?"

whoever is being interrogated nods because they didnt quite understand what 'cool kids dont talk to cops' means

sansa rubs his temples

"why? how did you even do that?"

and just after that question is asked, they fall through a portal set underneath their chair

whenever any member of the lov gets mocked or hurt regarding something they're sensitive about (parents, evil quirks, dry skin, the list goes on), they are all each other's completely feral protectors

someone will mock izuku for being quirkless and immediately there is a flame held two inches from their face and a weird blonde woman wearing sunglasses standing in front of the quirkless kid holding a LOT of knives

thats too many knives

put some of those knives back, toga

someone questions dabi about his family backstory that he very clearly does not want to talk about and shigaraki disintegrate an article of their clothing

"you wanna try that again?"

someone calls twice an idiot in a genuinely mean spirited way and they wake up the next day to find that all their remotes are battery-less and they have no toilet paper

kurogiri is their ride to commit pranks and mischief literally every time. hes only peripherally involved bc he doesnt want to attract afo's attention too much but he is so down to support his group of semi-adopted chaos gremlins

hes like a supportive dad that gives their kid a ride to tp-ing their bullys house and bails them out of jail whenever they commit a crime like 'so what did you do this time'

the lov is all protective of each other but no matter what goes down kurogiri has their back 100%

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ok imagine if afo joins in because he just doesnt care about all might anymore. imagine the chaos. afo is using every quirk at his disposal to contribute to these kids' mischief because he is a Background Dad and he wants to annoy society into giving up.

ah, you cant figure out how to get to this high spot? do you mind me sliding you this hover quirk?

[cut scene to shigaraki, decked out in his hands, zooming upwards like a demented rocket, complete with air blowing beneath him]

oh, you need forcible quirk activation? okay! make sure you come back by the end of the day, i need it for another scheme of mine

[cut scene to midoriya standing in the background at various sites and jabbing thoe tentacle things into random people. by the end of the day, all might has been turned into a bombastic cow and various hero agencies have moving images of all the heroes but in maid/stripper costumes. also midoriya is now a Cryptid.]

would you like a minor creation quirk?

[cut scene to dabi, gently sticking googly eyes onto the 'o' of police station, and to the bottoms of the coffee cups in police stations, and to endeavour's back. they melt so now endeavour has two blakc and white patches on his back that look a lot like bird poo, except from like... a gigantified bird.]

etc

etc

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Mr Compress: When we started this team, would Shigaraki have ever let his guard down like that? Did he trust any of us to know what to do without his constant supervision? Stumbling off in a drunken stupor to pass out in his room is the ultimate vote of confidence!

Twice: That’s a really good point.

Toga: Yeah, remember when he used to never even sleep?

Spinner: That was because of us? I just thought he had an undiagnosed medical condition.

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Mr Compress: So let me get this straight – Shigaraki locked himself in a box and is trying to mail himself to All Might, and he thinks he’s on his way, but you’re just keeping the box in the garage?

Spinner: That sums it up.

Mr Compress: Can he breathe in there?

Toga: He’s still making noises.

Mr Compress: And he’s got food and water?

Twice: Yep!

Mr Compress:

Mr Compress: Alright.

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! I have another au idea, Izuku havingm everyone (heroes and villains excluding Endeavor because he's a dick) as a parental figure. Like one day, Shigaraki sends Midoriya a scarf because it was getting colder in the winter times and Twice sends him handmade mittens (which are amazingly handmade and have a cute All Might symbol on them)

Dads AU I make the rules and I say everyone is a good dad here. 

Endeavour? Embarrassing and overly supportive parent. His children love him but they also refuse to tell him when they have competitions or sports events because he makes flaming signs and its painfully extra. When he meets his son’s new friend (I’m gonna say Todoroki’s fire thing here is bc he hurt someone badly when he was younger) he hugs Izuku so tightly Izuku’s ribs are sore and then pretends he did no such thing. 

All for One? Also a good dad. Kidnaps Izuku to take him to a baseball game. Neither of them like baseball. They give up after 20 minutes and go nerd out over quirks like they wanted to. 

Twice sends clones to make sure Izuku gets home safe from school. UA once had a freak out bc a villain got into the school, turns out it was Twice showing up to give Izuku lunch because he forgot. 

Shigaraki sends him videogames and then play MMOs together on the weekends, he ends up sending him compression gloves bc gaming with his hands like that must really hurt. 

He just attracts parents. No one is immune to the baby boy.

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