Oh, d'arvit

time travel fix-it but make it Spooky (based on my monster!jon post)

wasnt complete without a full S1 reunion

Tma - season 1

Archival Assistants - Part 1

“…in fact, based on the evidence, I find it highly unlikely this ‘Sasha’ ever even existed at all.”

If TMA was an office comedy, there would be a running gag about how Martin has had Every Job Ever before working at the institute.

Ex:

“Martin, where did you learn to drive like that?!”

“Oh, I delivered pizzas when I was younger.”

“Since when could you completely repair my 20 year old laptop?”

“I worked at an IT help desk for a few months when I was twenty.”

The gag does not stop after it's revealed that Martin is ten years younger than previously assumed

Oh it ABSOLUTELY does not, but it does add another level to the bit!!

Example:

Tim: Martin, how the fuck do you know this big business’s front gate passcode?

Martin: oh I worked here as a janitor for a while.

Sasha, remembering that he’s been working at the institute since he was 18 or so: …and how old were you?

Martin: eh, ‘bout 12? Time flies under capitalism.

im a firm believer in skirt!jon, but i also believe s1 jon would be much too insecure to show up to work in anything that might even slightly imply a personality

from a simpler time 

@lighthausen how dare you hiding this prompt in the tags

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Jon • Martin • Tim and Sasha • Melanie • Basira • Daisy • Georgie • Gerry

rip their socially awkward boss

bonus:

post-canon!Jon kissing Martin for three people

hey who wants to be sad with me? you know how 'joe spooky' is really sad? yeah well that was on the tape that got 'lost' in the prentiss attack. the one with sasha's voice on it. meaning that by the time jon heard tim's 'joe spooky' joke, it was at the point where tim hated him. that would've been the first time in months that he heard tim being happy and joking, and it's the same tape where he gets to hear sasha die

@manletjon and i have come up with a tma au where all of canon is just a really fucking long, intense, and semi-prophetic fever dream martin is having and waking up periodically from as a rotating cast of his friends take care of him. he keeps mumbling REALLY DISCONCERTING SHIT like

they all bully martin about this whole thing up until gerry is like haha. so . funny . funny story . guess who has a brain tumor. then theyre like uh. holy shit. then sasha’s identity gets stolen (the normal way) and theyre all like UHHHHH. then elias gets arrested for murdering gertrude (for threatening to expose peter lukas the real estate mogul & landlord for cutting corners dangerously on his apartment complexes) and everything goes fully off the fucking rails

Czytaj dalej

very large post of all the magnus archives memes i drew on twitter. these were fun to make but tagging all of these characters is going to be impossible 

Have you guys seen those selkie dresses??? I want one

Have I ever seen and/or read Alice in Wonderland? No Does the aesthetic still slap? Yes :-)

tim’s getting ready to head home for the night and see’s sasha come in w her arm all covered in blood and is like “wtf” and she’s like “its fine i just got stabbed a little,”

If I had a nickel everytime someone made a bad decision resulting in an encounter with an avatar of fear who's body was either falling apart or looked like it was held together with duct tape and children's dreams, I'd have three nickels. That's not a lot, but it's weird that it's happened three times now.