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Oh, d'arvit

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Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

Don’t forget “my planet had to be destroyed to keep my sister from killing like the whole universe so now me and all my people are refugees. But hey, Loki’s back, that’s good news!”

Peter(raises his hand in the back): “…My homecoming date‘s dad turned out to be my arch nemesis and a building fell on me!“

Thor (smiles and gives a thumbs-up): “Good for you! (aside, to Tony)…Who is that person? Do we know him or did he just show up?”

T’Challa: My dad died, too.

Thor: I apologize for your loss, I know how it feels 

Thor: (To Steve) Who is that handsome man dressed like a kitten?

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Starlord: My dad turned out to be this giant, planet eating god and tried to kill me so I had to kill him.

Thor: These things happen sometimes.

Thor: (to Banner) Are we just picking up strangers with sad family stories or…?

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nebula: i hate my dad and i’ve only very recently begun to tolerate the sibling i spent years being jealous of

thor: (distracted by all the new people) that’s nice loki

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Loki: Every time we stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff.

Bruce: Hey, real quick, what the actual fuck?

Valkyrie: You do realise that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing.

Peter: You all are just jealous that Loki is brave enough to munch on the forbidden chocolate.

Thor: What does the forbidden chocolate taste like?

Loki: Soap.

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to this day I still care for peter quill bc he’s just the weird kid who got bullied in the eighties for listening to music all day and having a sick mom & he just happened to get kidnapped in the third grade by aliens. no wonder he didn’t mature emotionally considering his entire childhood was living with space pirates who told him the only thing he was good for was to eat, so he better get his act together. his education level is that of an eight year old, his last memory of his life on earth was his mom dying, and he was forced to become a criminal. he’s emotional intelligence is low, he can act childish, but despite it all he still has a good heart. his capacity to love was never taken away from him.

I just think we should cut peter some slack! he’s a deeply traumatized individual who was raised by criminals after watching his mom die, and yet he still finds joy in life! he saved the galaxy with a dance off and the power of friendship! he’s carried around cassettes for decades bc it reminds him of his mom! he calls himself starlord to cope! I don’t get why we all hate him so much ! hate chris pratt all u want but peter quill deserves better tbh

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