Oh, d'arvit

concept: the snap wasn’t as easy to undo as a snap of the fingers, and rather than two of them die, they were all forced to sacrifice something together– the avengers.

-thor never is sent to earth bc the frost giants never invade. the day before, something urges him to reach out to his brother loki and they reconnect. 

-natasha romanoff & clint barton meet, and instead of working for shield, she retires. she doesn’t want what to be used by anyone anymore, no matter what side they’re on. 

-tony never goes to the middle east that day, but he does watch the news and as the number of civilian deaths come in, and he sees his family name in the wreckage. 

-steve’s back in 1945. he skips going to the enlistment center so he can spend the night with bucky, and never meets dr. erskine. bucky’s infantry is never captured, and he comes home to steve after the war. (in a later film, mj is carrying her favorite comic by one of the most well known activists of the 20th century, about a norse god, a man of iron, a black widow, a master archer, and a man with no weapon except a shield)

wings AU.

Finally….finished….

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Despite his small size, Clint owns a pair of incredible large wings. They can send him gracefully up to the sky, high enough to overlook and shoot anyone who dares to call him short. He likes lying on the sofa with his golden wings spreading out lazily and taking up much more of space than he actually need, and if you incautiously step on it, millions of annoying tricks will just be waiting for you. (Unless you are Tasha.) Bruce once had delicate pearl-colored wings, small but strong, then the experiment gone out of control totally destroyed them. He can never fly again. Whenever he turned into the green giant, the residual wings will endeavor to stretch out as if every time he leaps high he is still flying in the sky. Ironman never talks about the wings he ever had before he lost heartbeat. He’s really satisfied of the iron ones. He had once insisted on making a pair of huge wings - bigger than Clint’s – and totally ignored Bruce’s warning, but in the end those lumpish hindrance made him changed them back to the normal size, unwillingly. Black Widow uses her dark wings as battle weapons. Underneath the soft feathers hide the sharp aftershafts which can cut open skin and flesh and bone easily. When she fairily stretch out her wings to you like black swan, it always means only two words: Fuck off. Admirable Captain America has a pair of pure white wings, but this holy colour means only trouble to him: it’s so easily smeared during the battle. And he has to spend 2 hours in the bathroom every time after kicked somebody or something’s ass to recover his wings from all those blood and dust.  Phil Coulson has no wings. Nobody knows why. If he was born that way he couldn’t be an Agent, if he lost them he should’ve died or gone crazy. But he is just perfect. Only without wings. He doesn’t need the sky, it’s his hawk’s possession. ———— Sorry for my poor English… if there is any stupid mistake (i know there is ) plz correct me, thx.

emh netflix acc meme

righting the wrongs of 2021 me by finally making an avengers earth’s mightiest heroes post! god damn. took me far too long to do some kind of aemh related doodles given the absolute Grip this show has on me……..

fun fact this show is the Entire reason i simp so hard for mr barton! i consumed absolutely no other hawkeye media up until very recently, this awful little man just had such an affect on me.

Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes #4:

MCU!Tony: everything that made you special came out of a bottle

AA!Tony: (◡‿◡🔧)

AA!Tony: (ʘ‿ʘ🔧) What you say 'bout my Steve?

AA!Tony: (ʘ‿ʘ)／🔧Hold my wrench

EMH!Tony: 🔧＼(｡-_-｡) Kick his ass, other me. I got yo wrench.

@marvelnoirs thanks for sending me this template. im sorry

i’m sure Thor will give him a ride home

The Joker is a specialized predator who thrives inside his very specific ecosystem niche and would be absolutely brutalized outside of it. He might do okay in Metropolis maybe because Superman is fairly similar to Batman, but I don’t care what DC comics says, if he were to tangle with Flash? The Lanterns? Diana, aka “When I deal with my rogues, I deal with them”? Utterly pasted, clown-makeup smear on the pavement at 100 mph

And don’t get me started on how poorly he’d deal with ANY of the Avengers, Spidey and Iron Man are both funnier than he is and the X-Men would just be like “oh this is a refreshing break from trips to hell and space zombies” and bring a picnic to their beat-up-the-clown fest

He might do okay against Reed Richards since his whole thing is about the dangers of obsession but the moment he crossed Ben, Johnny, Sue, or—god help him—Victor von Fucking Doom, he’d end up in the hospital for life

… Captain America would deck him.

He might actually do okay against Captain America, but only Steve, because Steve has a number of thematic and ethical parallels to Batman that would allow Joker to actually meaningfully oppose him. Bucky or Sam, on the other hand, would put a bullet in his kneecap and call it a day.

Spider-Man has a strict No Kill Rule too, but he could call anyone and Joker would die via overprotective older heroes who knew him as a teen just starting out.

It wouldn’t even get to the kill rule point, Joker needs a dour and serious opposition force in order to thrive and him fighting Spider-Man would play out like his fight against Terry McGinnis in Batman Beyond where he just gets verbally roasted for four straight hours and starts crying because the spider-child in the rainbow onesie is being mean to him

Alongside the fact that Spider-Man doesn't Need to kill, most of the time? The Joker is strong, sure, but he doesn't have super powers. Nobody without powers breaks out of Spidey's webbing. He might dodge the first few times, but Peter only has to get him with one shot before he can tie him up and having him waiting for the cops

The Best of Black Widow

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edit: I add another one

i actually had the motivation to finish a group shot :0

Summer by  ashoto_frum

When Tony gets evil.

I drew this originally in Japanese so you have to read it from right to left.