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Oh, d'arvit

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You still doing prompts? You still into assaination classroom? Might I request some cryptid class E.

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“What’re you losers doing here?”

Terasaka took a long swig of green tea before answering. He looked at the Big Five the way a normal person would a gross insect. “What’s it look like? We’re eatin’.”

“This is the cafeteria.” Koyama’s greasy nose wrinkled “It’s not for Class E.”

Itona worked a decent amount of ramen noodles on his chopsticks. “Why not? We pay the fee to be here just as much as anyone else. And our library pass is still valid through lunch.”

“You pay to cling to our coattails,” rebuffed Seo. “The least you parasites can do is give us our lunch table.”

Your lunch table?” Hayami snorted. “Go eat on the roof like the bullshit shonen anime protagonists you think you are. One day won’t kill you.”

“Now listen here-” Seo growled, only to stop with a truly embarrassing squeak as something touched him gentle in the center of his spine.

“You really shouldn’t try to pick fights you won’t win,” Nagisa hummed, calmly freehandling his government-issued knife. 

Asano had watched quietly as all of this went on, but his eyes sharpened on the blade. “Is that a weapon? On school grounds?”

“You wish,” Terasaka snapped. “We’re not that dumb. Show ‘em, Nagisa.”

The blue-haired boy bent it under his fingers. “If I wanted to kill you, I would’ve brought a rock.”

“If you wanted to kill him, he’d be dead,” Ryunosuke answered from beside Hayami. 

Terasaka tilted his tea in agreement. “You wouldn’t believe the muscles we get, hiking up and down that bigass mountain. You couldn’t get to us if you tried.”

“And you tried,” Nagisa added. “We’ve seen you climbing up. To prank us, probably. But just know that when you come into our mountain, we know. We always know.”

Seo was shaking from head to his feet. No one really knew if it was the knife, the words, or the glint in Nagisa’s eye, but there was no doubting he was telling the truth.

“Rooftop lunch?” he said finally.

Ren nodded. “Rooftop lunch.”

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Just had a thought

Imagine the Terasaka group just protecting everyone in the back two rows (except Karma). Everyone from Sugaya, to Hara, to Okuda, to Chiba, to Ritsu are secretly recruited as extensions to the Terasaka group. If you think that Itona hasn’t subtly gone geek mode with Okuda and Hazama hasn’t totally bonded with Sugaya over artistic things, I dunno what to tell you. Hara is a given thanks to Yoshida but Chiba and Ritsu are the interesting ones. At first Chiba was a bit irritated with how the group tossed papers at each other and Karma, sometimes resulting in him being dragged in. By the end he was on the group’s side so they naturally recruited him. Even better, he probably enjoys the same kind of books as Hazama so they have discussions over them as well as theories. Ritsu just kinda…appeals to everyone in some way but the group probably “adopted” her so there’s no arguing anymore.

I don’t know how to put thoughts into writing this early in the morning but here ya go.

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Graduation Album Mini-Chapter: The Sniper Duo’s Employment Difficulties

Here’s an English translation of the fourth chapter from the Assassination Classroom Graduation Album, which features Chiba and Hayami! 

Page 1

Chiba: I failed all of my interviews…

Chiba: I want to die

Hayami:  Should we change your hairstyle?

Chiba: It seems that not being able to get a proper look at my eyes gives them a bad impression of me after all

Chiba: It’s calming for me though

Hayami: Hide them. Your eyes are too strong.

Hayami: You’re even more likely to fail with flashy hair

Hayami: Chiba…you’re not suited to finding employment

Hayami: If you changed your hair, you wouldn’t be Chiba anymore

Hayami: I’m starting my part-time work now, so I’ll show you the things you cannot do

Page 2

Narrator: As she said that, Hayami mastered the skills of business reception

Hayami: Polish your first blade

Hayami : So that it suits what you see in the profoundly quiet world behind your hair

Hayami: As for your second blade…that will be me

Book Chiba is holding: “Starting a business: How to be a first-rate architect”

Signs:  “X Corporation”, “Chiba Ryuunosuke Architectural Office”, and “Y Stock Company”

Hayami: We have kept you waiting

Hayami: First, a greeting from the company chief

I took a guess at what the text on the book says since the kanji just kind of looked like blobs. That font size is for ants! Also, the 1st and 3rd signs are cut off, so since I only see part of the name, I just named them X and Y respectively.

Considering that Hayami is also a very quiet person, it’s quite impressive that she was able to become so skilled in reception. Although she told Chiba that those types of roles don’t suit him, I could have argued the same for her, minus the hair problem.

Interesting that Chiba started his own business too. Maybe Asano and Chiba can have a business partnership someday!

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