Oh, d'arvit

Cody is a name that take root in helpful!

I headcanon Jango named CC-2224 "Kote" for glory because he was Good and Promising.

CC-2224 changed it to Cody at the first occasion because it's His name, he doesn't want anything to do with the concept of glory, he want to help his brothers and the non-Vod'e will not steal that too.

cody, to obi-wan, very serious and emotional: back on kamino, jango gave me the name kote, but i don't want to be named glory, i simply want to help my brothers and people in need-

obi-wan, also very emotional: and that's why you rejected kote and named yourself cody

cody, nodding heavily: yes

rex, unimpressed, sitting nearby and sipping his tea: he just pushed wolffe down the stairs

Whenever I see Rex Wolffe and Gregor in rebels I always have to think about Old Grandpas ™ giving people bad ideas

rex, wolffe and gregor in rebels:

Obi-Wan, currently getting choked to death by PT Cody: If *wheeze* villain bad... why- sexy?

Rex, still trying to get a good shot: oh my fucking god

my stupid ass thought about obi-wan getting choked while rex uselessly chills nearby with his camera, trying to get a good photo

Purge Trooper TurnCoat Cody(tm) never gets caught because every single time Vader gets close cody just, takes a page out of Ben "let luke take his fathers last name" Kenobi and lands in the nearest desert hell planet

i love this concept, but may i propose: cody never leaves the empire, he just brings the nearest desert hell planet a bit closer to vader, so he can't do shit

darth vader, who just found out that cody has been dechipped for weeks but still pretends to be a good purge trooper, storming into cody's quarters: now listen here you little shit-

cody, sitting in an armchair that is encircled by sand, looking up from his book:

cody: i'm listening

I'm gonna assume TurncoatCody joins up with the rebels after he decides to fuck off from the Empire. But since he's still in the groupchat, does he ever send like space snap chats with folk he knows the empire knows are alive? Like #Beer With The Bois (Rex, Wolffe and Gregor) or #My Boyfriend <3 (Obi-wan) or #She Kicks Ass (Ahsoka)

i approve all of this BUT may i propose cody using instagram instead and he ALWAYS makes sure to add a location, so of course vader and his space gang try to catch them right there and then but they never succeed and after a while one of the stormtrooper pilots looks at their flight path and is like mr. vader sir you should look at this

and vader stares at the screen, eye twitching:

TurnKote AU

Cody : *knowing there's a Luke Skywalker*

Cody : Kark, the shithead has spawn. I thought I already escape him.

Cody : *seeing Luke Skywalker being the sunshine child he is*

Cody : How the kark do that dramatic-dark-loud-tall shithead has a child this bright??!!

purge trooper cody, in the middle of the night, suddenly wide awake: oh my god a child is a literal parasite it swallows all the light force juice of their jedi parent and leaves them a sad empty dark oven and this is why jedi aren't allowed to form attachments

also purge trooper cody: but why did padmé die if child no. 1 already got dad's light juice-

purge trooper cody, eyes widening: oh my god there's another

headcanon: literally the only time cody or obiwan can be relied on not to escape the medbay is when they're both in there. bc they both sabotage each other's attempts to escape

rex, seeing a relaxed kix sitting on a folding chair at the entrance of the medbay, sipping his caf:

rex, who also never saw kix relaxed whenever cody or obi-wan got injured: uh... you good

kix, at peace: oh yeah don't worry they got it under control

rex, confused: who has what under control

cody meanwhile, in the medbay, after obi-wan force-shoved him back onto his bed, watching obi-wan limping towards the exit of the medbay, about to throw himself right on top of him:

I need more photosynthesizing Jedi please

the funniest takes i've read so far from you guys about the midichlorians being the powerhouse of the jedi:

cody is a decorated soldier, but purge trooper cody is an UNOFFICIALLY decorated soldier on account of being able to talk shit about darth vader to darth vader’s face. natborn officers have died for less, and the other troopers in the 501st are this close 👌 to declaring cody a saint. “can you be a bit more quiet” “i’m breathing shithead” was cody’s first miracle, deserting not getting kicked out of the group chat was the second

vader is sensing something but he can't prove anything