I finished that embroidery I asked you about! He is forever trapped in the physical world :)

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im so so trapped in the physical world bitches help

gideon nav lesbian jesus, gideon nav died for our sins #gonebutneverforgotten

hey guys whats going on in h [sees the flayed corpse of god] ohhhh fuck. oh shit

can you send me joker memes?

did nonbinary musician gerard way utilize safe cisheteronormativity when singing about sucking dick for cocaine

This doesn’t surprise me

Gay idiot Brain Hurty Syndrome

I made a google doc compiling all of (I think) the times where Harrow got a nosebleed/headache/etc from things associated with Gideon, and the person who’s post inspired me to make it also inspired me to post it so here yall go!! 

The links to the doc and the post that started it will be in the comments cause you know how tumblr is. Enjoy! :) (also the numbers in front of each entry are the page numbers, in case anyone wants to look them up for more context)

I gotchu fam! 💜 Google docs link here!

Thank you so freaking much for compiling this!? I laughed, I cried… Absolute gold.

growing up for 18 years surrounded by bones and gloom and biofluorescent ceiling matter has to fuck up your aesthetics at least a little. would gideon wear every color available and also the most hideous shoes she can find? yes. would she also see a choker with spikes on it and, like, skinny jeans with chains and be like “:)”? also yes. simultaneous meme t-shirts, crocs, and a necklace with a tiny little bone on it because she thinks it is cool

beginning of gideon the ninth: hehe funny sword lesbian makes boner joke

end of gideon the ninth:

beginning of harrow the ninth: i don’t know what the fuck is going on i love it and i miss gideon where the fuck is my gideon

middle of harrow the ninth:

like 10 years ago I went to my dad’s office for the day and made this list of swears I knew (I was 7)

fast forward to now and apparently he kept it and now it’s hanging on his wall for him to always remember

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

the nintendo ds has the best graphics of any video gaming system

little known fact: ds stands for “Damn! this Shit looks good!” 

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

OKAY I’M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just…so much…

so yes head? :)

wahoo!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!