Me waiting for the game to come back like
THE LEAFS DID THAT THEY FUCKING DID THAT
Who’s mom and who’s dad? 😂😂
Interchangeable in my head sometimes, but mostly Geno’s mom and Sid’s dad!!! hahahahaha
yo hockey tumblr, i need to follow new people, but also am super curious: reblog this and put in the tags what’s your main team(s), team(s) you’re okay with and maybe sometimes reblogs, and team(s) you hate
the tags in this post are so interesting cause like, no matter who are the teams you like, the same three teams appear in like 90% of the dislike/hate/don’t fuck with tags.
mitch making steph write out that letter bc his handwriting and spelling aren’t functional is peak mitch
mood
My professor just finished our online class 30 minutes earlier because a protest against our current fuckhead president was happening and she wanted to participate. I love my uni.
sometimes you ask for things and people go sure, why the hell not
Guys, we’re all too worried about what we’re gonna do without hockey, but our real concern should be Sidney Crosby. He doesn’t know how to take a break from hockey.
I mean, he has a mini rink in his basement. He’s been stockpiling hockey this whole time just in case.
“When Crosby was 13 and the best player his age in the world, he met Andy O'Brien, a strength and conditioning coach, at a hockey school in Prince Edward Island. When Crosby was 14, O'Brien moved his business to Halifax. Crosby was his only local client to start. For the past 10 years O'Brien has worked with Crosby on building exceptional core strength. He has trained Crosby to develop hockey-related biomechanical and neurological efficiency. In three sessions over six hours on almost every summer day—90 minutes on the track, 90 minutes of weights and 45 minutes of targeted muscle work interspersed with recovery periods—they nurtured the key elements of first-step speed: low center of gravity, shin forward, weight distribution on a single leg. They trained on unstable surfaces, like balance boards and Bosu balls, to enable Crosby to move his limbs dynamically while stabilizing his spine and pelvis. The result is Crosby’s superb hockey haunches, what O'Brien calls his “massive ass.” Crosby’s obsession with angles (shin, torso, everything) is Euclidian; he forwards to O'Brien action photos of himself torn from magazines and newspapers and asks, “How do my angles look?” After 2,000 hours in O'Brien’s company, and innumerable more hours of training on his own, no hockey player can accelerate from a dead stop to 25 mph quite like the bowlegged Crosby.”
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@justinschultzy HERE it is
(via al-the-remix)
This is poetry. Nectar of the gods.
JJ wears the face of a man who has long experience of Sid's petty competitive bs 😂
The face of a man who’s won something, finally
here’s a compilation of Sid-loosing faces, for really no one other than myself
Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout
Dana Heinze’s dedication to taking pictures of every single detail of the Pens’ locker room and equipments prior to all of their (away) games is truly inspiring.