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Dispatches from the Middle Circle

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You know, there are always people asking “why not just field 40 Savannah Masters?” After all, why not? They’re cheap, hit hard for their speed and price tag, and can outpace a Firemoth.

Well, having looked into it myself, the reason is simple: It’s hard to find 40 people suicidal enough to drive those Savannah Masters. And even if you do find 40 people with a death wish, there then comes the issue of training those 40 people to drive hovercraft that zoom around at over 200 kph while also aiming and firing the laser, all without crashing into a brick wall or a mech’s foot. Without proper training, the Savannah Masters’ pilots are either going to total their vehicle before it can get a shot off, or they’ll sit still to line up a shot and get themselves totaled because their armor is 95% speed. Ultimately, if you have the people willing to deploy in 40 Savannah Masters, you’d usually be better off sending them out in 13 Hetzers.

The real kicker though is that I know there are cultures that produce warriors with the dedication, lack of survival instinct, and skill to effectively deploy them in 40 Savannah Masters; only problem is that most of those cultures historically produce people who see driving combat vehicles as a grave insult to their personal honor.

-Cia

You should recruit from Clan Hell's Horses then.

- Melissa

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the-clawtake

You want to take defensive contracts in border systems around their territory and wait for a Mad Stampede.

Once they are on the ground they are going to scatter. This is when you mobilize. Mobilize but nor deploy.

It's once you can extrapolate a general direction of trial you start to deploy. Common sense would suggest picking off stragglers but that doesn't earn respect.

So you are going to start with the front-runners and work your way back. You will want motive kills. Take surrenders. Claim the prisoners as Bondsmen.

Congratulations. You have crew for your Savannah Masters. Just be warned. If it can move, Hells Horses will race it.

Just do not place too much money on them. It will piss off the locals and you do not want that.

This has been "How to crew your Combat Vehicles" by Star Colonel Jehan MacKenzie. Tune in next time for "Why footballers make the best Elementals, and the converse."

Would designating or “bidding” sacrificial Hetzers be useful in reducing the damages caused by the races, or would that just result in them hot-rodding the Hetzers?

-Cia

Wait what am I saying, hot-rodded Hetzers would probably be more efficient and reliable than one new off the assembly line; either way, think I know where the CA will be heading next after the current operation’s over.

-Cia

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themainspoon

I remember seeing images back in the day from a Japanese English textbook focused soley on how swearing and profanity work in English. It spread around a little because it contained many pictures of anime girls telling eachother to fuck off and calling things shit, but in otherwise weirdly formal English. I wish I could find it, but when I look it up none of the books that come up are the one I'm thinking of.

I found an image from it:

Using reverse image search I was able to find the cover on a Chinese form site called t17:

まりたん 集中 ドリル かいへい2ねんせいよう

Maritan syuucyuu doriru kaihei 2 nenseiyou.

Mari-tan's Focus Drills (for 2nd year students sailors*).

*full honesty I posted this completely forgetting to include the word sailor, this is my best guess as to where it would go in English, I'm still a learner and I'm far from fluent so take any translation I do with a big grain of salt.

Once you have the name finding shit is easy:

I also looked up Maritan in English and found this information on her:

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i want to meet her

i need to meet her

I love how yokai range from “You smiled at me a little bit so now I will kill you with my razor-sharp hair.” to “Hey man, heard you were feeling down on yourself again so I thought I’d drop by and do a funny little dance.”

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“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

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greekceltic

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

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ironychan

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention

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