kashlyn reblogged
Anonymous asked:
What's Bruce's biggest parenting regret (wrong answer only)
[at a gala]
Tim: *brings Damian to Bruce's table*
Tim: He keeps interrupting my conversation with a potential merger, so he's your problem now.
Damian: Father, I was just trying to find someone to talk to.
Bruce: I understand it's hard being the only kid here.
Damian: It's boring as hell. I want to go home.
Bruce: We have an hour left. You think you can tough it out?
Damian: There's nothing to do.
Bruce: I just have one more speech to give and then—
Damian: I want to leave now!
Bruce: Dick, can you take him home?
Dick: I wish I could, but Clark's in the bathroom and I promised him I'd give him an interview about the Bludhaven PD.
Bruce: Jason?
Jason: I walked through Crime Alley to get here.
Bruce: Well, Tim's busy with the merger, Selina's out of town, Barbara left an hour ago with Kate, and Steph, Cass, and Duke all came with me. I'm sorry, Damian. It looks like you just have to wait.
Damian: If we do not leave this instant I will cause a scene so big it will make headlines for a month.
Bruce: No you won't.
Damian: Try me.
Damian: *starts screaming*
Bruce: Stop! There is one thing I can do.
Steph, gasping: No. You don't mean...
Bruce: I have no other choice.
Duke: Come on, B. Let's talk this over.
Bruce: *reaches into his bag*
Cass: Don't. Please.
Tim: You don't have to resort to this. There's always another way.
Jason: I'm telling you, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Bruce: I'm sorry, guys.
Bruce: *puts an iPad in front of Damian*
Dick: *falls to his knees wailing*
I can imagine the headline next week about when rich entitled jerk tried to grabbed Damian's attention (whom drawing on the ipad) by trying to grab the ipad, only to have his hand bitten so hard that he shriek like a little girl. This is all happening on live TV because they are at a Gotham charity giveaway.
