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Crossover fanatic

@kashlyn / kashlyn.tumblr.com

Got a crossover of random fandoms? Care to share?? Also, I love shit posting and reblogging so look out for those
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chatonfils

Wait wait wait! I saw someone talking about Tim x Bernard x Danny the other day and not having a solid ship name for them but!!!!! Timber + Danny? DEAD TREES! (Since the ship names for Danny are like Dead on Main, Dead Tired, Dead Serious, etc etc)

Anyways I had a great idea for a Dead Trees fic and that’s what I’m gonna be working on

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Yk what dc definitely needs? An ao3 cameo bc have you seen your fan base, there is definitely some rando writing Batman/Brucie fics in Gotham because Batman Is Not beating the sugar baby allegations.

And have you seen the fucking batfam, Jason writes BatBruce fanfics whenever he feels Chaotic and Tim edits them whenever he get pissed at Bruce

Now I really want to see like fandom wars in the DCU but it's just the Batkids fighting for their ship bc they want [blank superhero] as their step parent

Imagine going on Tumblr and it's just like the same 10 blogs threatening each other because they don't agree with who's fucking batman? It'd be hilarious

Twitter fic this Twitter fic that, what about tumblr fics, huh?

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nerdpoe

Dash, now a Junior, has had a Realization. Fenton does not weigh nearly enough.

He was doing his usual thing, picking on the dweeb but toned down because he's Maturing With Age, when he decided to pick Fenton up. Just to make fun of him for being short, that was all.

But Fenton weighs practically nothing.

Fenton wriggled out of his grip and scurried away with his friends, but Dash couldn't stop thinking about how...concerning. That was.

Dash starts looking up nutrition.

Starts paying attention in Health Class.

Starts watching cooking channels to learn how to cook.

Starts making more food than he can eat, balanced nutritionally for Fenton, and sitting menacingly in front of the dweeb until said dweeb ate the whole thing.

Starts stalking up behind Fenton and shoving snacks into his backpack, with whispered threats against his wellbeing if he didn't eat them.

Dash, over the course of his Junior year, becomes the school's most terrifying fitness coach the student body have ever seen.

And he charges everyone for his services; except Fenton.

He's decided forcing Fenton to be healthy is his new, socially acceptable way of bullying him.

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ailithnight

Mmm, but what if Danny just doesn't put on weight? Either because his ghostly activities burn too much extra energy or because his ghost half resists allowing his human half to change too much from how he was when he died.

However you spin it, point stands.

No matter what Dash does, Fenton stays the same scrawny fucker he's been since Freshman year.

...

Huh. Now that he thinks about it, it's true. Fenton just hasn't changed, like, at all, since they were Freshmen. Foley has beard scruff. Wes nearly knocks his head on doorframes now. He'll, even Mikey shot up and filled out over the summer. But Fenton still hasn't.

That's... hmm... With all the research he's been doing, Dash knows now that there's these "environmental factors" that can delay or stall puberty. Malnutrition and stress.

But it's been months that Dash knows Fenton's been getting at least one good meal and two snacks a day. So even if he's not getting enough good food at home, there still should have been some improvement, right? And as for stress, what kind of stress could a slacker like Fenton be under?

So what if it's not environmental? What if Fenton is sick? Something preventing Fenton from actually absorbing the nutrients Dash knows he's ingesting. Something wrong with his gut? Maybe the infamous Fenton Bladder isn't a bladder thing at all.

Or maybe he's puking. That's... a disturbing thought... Clearly Dash needs to dig deeper here.

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Killer Croc just doing his thing, walking through Gotham. Only to see a rockstar he vaguely recognizes from posters and…

A tiny girl in pigtails and bright pink clothing petting a full grown crocodile’s stomach like it’s a dog?!

Croc turns and hopes he can get away before the girl sees him.

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kibastray

Yes!!!

But let’s make it something: Not far away from that spot he found Jagged and Marinette, Killer Croc encounters the Batfam.

Like normal he tries to fight them. Because he doesn’t like going back to Arkham.

The fight itself is pretty normal as far as Gotham Rouge vs Batfam goes. Meaning that Croc is starting to lose.

That is until a shout of “What are you doing!?!” followed quickly by one of the batfam getting flipped on their back.

The girl, because the shout came from a girl, rushes past the batfam to Croc.

It is strange enough for everyone fighting to stop, Croc included.

She asks him if he is alright, and Croc is a little dumbfounded. Because, it is the same small girl from before. The one that was petting a crocodile like it was a dog.

He doesn’t answer right away though. His silence has her fretting over him. Checking him all over. 

She turns from him to glare at the Batfam. Some even take a step back from her ire.

She starts to yell at them, in what Croc can only assume to be French. Every now and then pointing back at him accusingly each of them of something. Croc still couldn’t understand most of what she said, as most of it was in French.

Once the vigilantes have been properly cowed, she turns to him.

Something tells Croc that he should be scared of her, because who can yell at the Batfam and have THEM back down? But, her kind eyes puts that fear into the back of his mind.

She comes over to him again and grabs his hand hand, pulling him to a standing position. Doing so under her own strength. Which in and of itself is pretty impressive. But, Croc was still to confused from how she yelled at the bats and got away from it to happened to notice.

She tells him that she needs to check his wounds but she needs to get her supplies to do so. Leading him out the alley and back to where he has seen her before.

The rockstar is talking to someone else, who if Croc was honest, looked a little tired of the man’s excessive energy.

Nether the rocker or his manager notice their approach.

That is until the girl, practically right in front of them, calling out “Uncle Jagged, could you watch of my friend while I go get my supplies? He was getting beat up by a group of jerks in an alley way.”

“Sure thing Rockin-Mari,” the man says with out even looking at the pair. “I was just talking to Penny here-”

What ever he was about to say was gone with the wind when he and Penny looked his way.

To say Croc was confused by their reaction would be an understatement.

Jagged, as the girl called him, looks starry-eyed at Croc. Penny just takes a long suffering sigh.

“Crocodile man!” Jagged shouts, getting up close to Croc, “Please tell me how rockin it is to be you.”

Croc is saved from his discomfort with how close Jagged is by Penny, “Jagged, Marinette said he was injured, so you being so bombastic probably isn’t helping any.”

Concern washes over his face, “Oh, right.”

He takes a step back, but he still looks at Croc like he hung the stars.

It doesn’t take long for Marinette to get back with her supplies.

And she makes quick work of him with her first aid box.

Through out it all he can only think one thing.

“Why?” He asks her

“Why, what?”

“Why help me? Don’t you know who I am?”

“I don’t. Should it matter who you are?” She asks in return, “I saw you getting beat up for no reason, and I wanted to get you away from those bullies. Is there any other reason not to help?”

“I’m Killer Croc one of Gotham’s most feared criminals.” He introduces himself. The delivery is so matter of fact, it sounds more accusatory that she wouldn’t know how he is.

She doesn’t seem to care though, “Most feared because of what you have done, or is it because of how you look?”

The look in her eyes when she says that hits something deep within Croc. He isn’t sure what it is.

He doesn’t get the chance before she is waving him down to her level with a soft “Come here.”

She hugs his head in a soft embrace. “It’s alright. It’s alright.”

((That is all I got. But, Please someone add more to this. I really want to see Croc turn away from crime because of this. Maybe Jagged becoming a sponsor for him and/or him, Penny, and Marinette getting a work program for Croc. By the end of it I really just want to see Croc as Jagged’s security, wearing a large jacket and shades that Marinette made for him.))

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