normalize shipping two characters just because you like them both. “they never interacted” they interact in my brain when I think about them constantly. get fucked. they’re making out rn.
I need people to stop calling their crossover ships, crack ships.
If you shipped those two even if they never met, you probably have a very good reason to. No matter how dumb, it's a good reason.
And sure, we can use the ship for crack fics, but I assure you I can use them just as much in angst, fluff, and the most tear jerking fanfiction you have ever read. That "crack ship"? Might as well be someone's favorite ship that they never knew they needed! I mean look at Jelsa! That ship raised a whole generation! I would know.
There are no crack ships. Just crack fics with ships.
Thank you, I have a headache, and have a nice day.
Cursed ships on the other hand... Well...
crossover ships are funny
like, yes these two haven't interracted at all and never will
yes they're not even from the same series or have their series share the same universe
BUT
*pulls out a 5 hour long presentation*
you have to trust me on this one, dude
5 hours? Surely, I can do better than that! Give me five days of my continuous chatter as you live your life doing your shit and I talk beside you