Batman pretends he's sooo scary and intimidating and then his weapon is called a batarang,his transportations are called batmobile,batwing and batcycle and his place of work is called a batcave
To be fair, it's all Dick's fault lololol He was the one that named all of it. B was just being a dad and let it happen
Thinking about that series on TikTok where canon batfamily characters meet their fanon counterparts and I think all canon characters would have a sort of disdain to borderline hate for their fanon versions EXCEPT BRUCE. Canon Bruce would be seething with jealousy
Canon Bruce: so you’re saying… most of them live with you. In Wayne manor. And it’s not burned down every week.
Fanon Bruce: yup! All of them except Jason, he and I don’t get along very well you see… he’s always angry with me so the weekly family dinners are always tense ://
Canon Bruce, through gritted teeth: you see him regularly? Must be nice.
Fanon Bruce: it is! The kids can get a bit rambunctious at times but thankfully their older brother Dick is always there being the good responsible mentally stable older brother he is so there’s not much damage except the broken vase or two
Canon Bruce, glaring daggers: is that so.
Fanon Bruce: there’s also Tim, he can’t get enough of his coffee, sometimes I have to replace it with decaf just to get him to sleep!
Canon Bruce, who has found Tim napping in places he didn’t think was humanely possible to sleep in: hnn
just saw someone saying that jason and bruce have a single mother and only daughter type of relationship and my mind blowed
I see so much of "is post-crisis Robin Jason an innocent little sweetie-pie or a mean aggro delinquent" and after reading through all of his batman and detective comic issues post-crisis I think i can safely say he's... an introverted and distrustful, but altogether friendly teen boy who has convinced himself to the deepest level that he is an Adult Man, and also does not hold a particularly good view of adults.
The sweet little babypie characterization falls a little short (assuming we aren't being too silly with it, there's plenty of that in the comedy issues of tec) because it disregards the part where he's a jaded teenager who is constantly going off and trying to take care of his own problems like "his own man" and reacts negatively to any breach of trust or move to take care of him. But negative doesn't mean "violent and rageful." The delinquent angle is incorrect because not only is his disposition peppy, silly, and agreeable most of the time, but assuming the problem upsetting him isn't a predator or the guy who killed his dad (and three out of four canon instances it is a predator to be clear) he reacts to emotional turmoil with Bruce by bedrotting, sulking, communicating through notes, and overall being avoidant. The only times he lashes out are when Bruce is calling him out or after Bruce told him to his face that he chose to look for the Joker over looking for him, and that case of "lashing out" is just getting a little snarky.
Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
I think it would also be funny if Damian lived with Jason instead of with Bruce initially and Jason also thought Talia told Bruce about both of them. The reason they (Bruce and Damian) haven't met yet, is Damian doesn't want to as much as Jason tries to encourage his little bro.
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #133 - "For Your Own Good" (2024)
written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Vadynea, & Jace Camedon
"Jason is Bruce's favorite" "Cass is Bruce's favorite" "Dick is Bruce's favorite"
No. No. No! People need to get it right
Clearly, it's Jarro
This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.
The batkids are cats and Duke is a laser pointer
one thing that really pisses me off abt fanon batfam is that ppl say that “jason is bruces biggest failure” as if bruce hates jason, that he rejects jason, when it reality it means that jasons DEATH the fact he couldnt save his son, and failed to even avenge him, is bruces biggest failure and thats clear if i actually read stuff yk
Batman is great with kids. He's kind, he's gentle, he's patient. But never towards his own.
A tragedy of Bruce being a parent, stopping seeing his kids as kids.
I see your “Batman treating Shazam (Captain Marvel because I’m still salty) supportingly when he does a good job but doesn’t know why.”
I raise you:
Batman trying to figure out how to get a grown man to follow him to Wayne Manor and feed him a sandwich but doesn’t know *why*.
I’m just saying if i was in the dc universe i’d probably read batman x bruce wayne fanfiction 💀
What's Bruce's biggest parenting regret (wrong answer only)
I can imagine the headline next week about when rich entitled jerk tried to grabbed Damian's attention (whom drawing on the ipad) by trying to grab the ipad, only to have his hand bitten so hard that he shriek like a little girl. This is all happening on live TV because they are at a Gotham charity giveaway.
