butch it up a bit

You were always fantasizing about meeting your prince charming. I was happy just to share a cardboard castle with you, and it wasn’t until we kissed in the gym that I realized why. I’ve been in love with you since the day we met, and suddenly we were pretending to be a couple, and there was hand-holding and kissing and threesomes. I started to have hope, hope that you were realizing your prince charming was princess sarcasm.