butch it up a bit

Why did you do this? Why did you make me fall for you? Why me? I opened my heart to you! I don’t open my heart to anyone! I trusted you! I told you I was intersex!

Lauren&Anthony

I admit it, I like you. You do? Yeah. I like you a lot.

The very last thing I should be doing right now is talking to you but I’m not about to let you get away with calling me on a Friday night when you probably thought you could skate by with leaving a voicemail so you wouldn’t actually have to talk to me since all you do is avoid me and you’re being super confusing and I can’t deal with this right now because my so-called friends drugged me and I’m 95% sure I’m dying!

Let me guess. Group hang?

We kissed. Now we have lunch semi-regularly and you send me texts with playful emojis.

Lauren Cooper taking over the world

What about Duke? Oh, he’s obviously gay and on a date with Shane.