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Kari

@karihighman / karihighman.tumblr.com

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Jay: be the bigger person!

Hailey: I’m 5’4 and bitter so nO U cAn bE tHe BiGGer PeRsOn

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Hailey: On a scale from 1 to Vanessa, how annoying are you gonna be today?

Vanessa: well y’know I think— hey! Wait a minute! I am Vanessa!

Hailey: 😶

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Jay: so, you like me?

Hailey: yes.

Jay: *crickets*

Hailey: I know I was surprised too.

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Kim: where is he?

Jay: who?

Kim, exasperated: ADAM MY DUMBASS OF AN EX FIANCÉ

Jay, shrinking back: *points*

Kim: *takes off running*

Jay, turning to Hailey: wow, I’ve never seen her yell before.

Hailey, automatically ready w/her response: well I’m not surprised, you asked a pretty dumb question.

Jay: hey!

Hailey: well, Jay, who else are we here for? The fucking President?!

Jay: 😐

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Jay, walking into Voight’s office: am I in trouble?

Voight, grumbling: take a guess.

Jay, hopeful: no?

Voight: take another guess.

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Adam: so, we may have lost Hailey....

Jay, scoffing: I’m sorry what? How do you lose Hailey?

Vanessa & Kevin, panting from running around to find her: give us a break, Jay, she’s like two inches tall!

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Hailey, annoyed: I’m going to take you out.

Jay, eerily excited: great! It’s a date!

Hailey, narrowing her eyes: I meant it as a threat.

Jay, whistling and walking away: see you at six!

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Adam: I’m the most responsible one in this group!

Kim: you literally set our patrol car on fire.

Adam, scoffing: Yes, and I take responsibility for that....

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Jay: y’know, I feel like we’re not really seeing eye to eye....

Hailey, staring at him as best she can: Yeah, it’s cause you’re taller than me, you jerk.

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Vanessa, rambling: nobody tells me what to do!

Hailey & Jay: *shocked by their daughters defiance*

Vanessa: ....& I wish they would because I have no idea what I’m doing!

Hailey & Jay: 😑😑

Just some random Chicago PD incorrect quotes inspired by a GMW account that does them all the time lol (@50mpurplecats on IG)
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[POEM]: Darkness

Hidden away She figures it’s not her time yet To show him all her scars And secrets The endless ink that spills from her skin The drops of rain she tastes on her tongue     He sees her there Lying like it’s her native language Yet he knows that there’s something else there To her That he hasn’t seen yet A darkness that covers her Light She’s swallowed up by heaviness Dark So dark. -k.h. an…
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Darkness

Hidden away

She figures it's not her time yet

To show him all her scars

And secrets

The endless ink that spills from her skin

The drops of rain she tastes on her tongue

He sees her there

Lying like it's her native language

Yet he knows that there's something else there

To her

That he hasn't seen yet

A darkness that covers her

Light

She's swallowed up by heaviness

Dark

So dark.

Just a poem I was inspired to write. Inspired by lyrics, other poetry and television shows. -K.

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“I know I’m probably better off on my own than loving a man who didn’t know what he had when he had it.  And I see the permanent damage you’ve done to me.  Never again.”  - Maya about Lucas (off-and-on thoughts/feelings) 

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