last born son

i know this is hardly an original thought but i would just like to say fuck the electoral college

i do not look at red states and see my enemies. i look at red states and see the people who voted for harris, maybe in secret, and i worry for them. i am privileged to be queer and latine in a blue state and if you are in a blue state, do not forget red states have people, good people, just like you in them.

Was watching the weather channel and they went off the air because a gnome just sprinted across the frame so fast you could only make out its little buttcheeks and the red hat....

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

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my fish

'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'

“why would you suck strap if you can’t even feel it” well first of all I can feel it. the strap becomes a part of me the second I put it on. so jot that down

stjärnfall / falling stars

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport