expression practice w one of the sassiest people in the galaxy, plus one hera (as a treat)

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Ninety-nine follower prompt list

Right-o, here's how I see this going:

Tell me the character(s) or ship

Give me a song to go with them, and if you've got a specific set of lyrics in mind, mention which ones

If you don't have a song from either playlisy that you vibe with, feel free to DM me and ask about a different song, or a quotation, poem, anything like that!

And tell me if you want it in color or a pencil sketch

I won't do anything even remotely NSFW, for the record

20 Star Wars headcanons that deserve ALL the love (and more) that the fandom has given them.

1. Mace Windu is a theater nerd enough said, This often clashes with Obi-Wan who is a culture nerd and loves pointing out the details, be they mistake or accurate.

2. Tatooine residents exchange water (literally) as a form of courtship

3. Anakin can't handle/doesn't like spicy food, But Obi-Wan can slurp down Tiingilar like it's just some kind of warm broth.

4. Mandolorian's are weak for kids (i think this is practically canon? I mean it's literally part of their code)

5. It's an unspoken tradition in the jedi order that every initiate must all experience the sight of Yoda hunting frogs in the middle of the night whilst looking like some kind of cryptid beast sent from the force to haunt them, including bonding over the nightmares they've all had about it.

6. Lineage secret recipes are definitely a thing, It doesn't matter if it's a secret sauce recipe or a full course meal; they are sacred and must be protected at all costs.

7. Everyone knows about Anakin and Padmé, it was never said explicitly by anyone but EVERYONE knows.

8. Jaster Mereel is a history nerd

9. Instead of bedtime stories, Jango gets told stories of the history of Mandalore and Jedi feuds. Which he later passes down to Boba.

10. Speaking of Mandalore and Jedi feuds, 90% of them were custody battles over younglings they would coincidentally find together.

11. Luke may have Anakin's appearance and but everything else he takes after Padmé, And you can't tell me Leia didn't inherit her snark from her biological father.

12. Stewjon is the equivalent of Space Scotland.

13. The Jedi Order have a small list of politician's they call whenever they have a political problem they'd rather not deal.

14. Obi-Wan dislikes politicians, But that doesn't stop him from having annual tea time with Bail (which is mostly spent tastefully bitching about things ranging from the senate and the terrible coffee machine at their office)

15. Padmé and Obi-Wan also often bitch about things, or more specifically someone who is named Anakin.

16. Except their 'bitching' is more akin to that annoying thing people do where they pretend to be annoyed about it but are actually gushing about whoever their talking about.

17. The entire Jedi Order is aware of the Disaster Lineage's Dramatic Robe Drop™️, And they are all exasperated about it.

18. Lineage's often have annual 'team dinners', and there's a rotation on whoever cooks next.

19. Now imagine Yoda, Dooku, Qui-Gon and little Padawan Obi-Wan stuck in one room together. Just imagine it. Isn't it just lovely?

20. Last but not least, Love does not equal attachment :)

i made “the 501st go to target”, “the disaster lineage goes to target”, “The Clone Wars Squad ™ (+Satine) goes to target”, and “The Rebels go to target” and now i give you:

The Original Trilogy Gang Goes TO Target:

R2: knows his way around from when anakin used to take him to target. the floor tiles are so sleek that when r2 rolls down them its a speed boost. needless to say, he speeds down every aisle he could find, cursing and ricocheting off of the shelves. the employees are too scared to kick him out. 3po has little success in calming him down, but leia says his name once and he quiets for the rest of the trip.

C3PO : poor 3PO. r2 drives him INSANE with his shenanigans. he is shuffling to and fro as fast as he can to try and stop his chaos best friend. cue: many distressed protocol droid noises throughout the day. he attempts to buy some oil bath things, but he got so chatty and nervous at the checkout that he never ended up purchasing it. (he wasn’t going to get that bath anytime soon anyway due to r2 not being able to sit still for more than two seconds and causing issues.)

after not purchasing his materials, he ended up drifting between people in the gang, helping them find the best deals and quality of materials. he’s more annoying than helpful tbh, but most people appreciate the effort.

Wedge: spends his time in the video game and technology sections. he likes playing with the display data pads they have out. he checks out the cool features and games they have available to practice with. he ends up buying a large lego set to do during all that hyperspace travel. he just hopes that it would get destroyed like the last one. (an incident that included luke trying to clean r2, r2 screaming and running in frantic circles, and a very small amount of space to do the running around in. im sure you can imagine the rest)

Luke: after wedge buys his lego set, luke finds him and they walk around together as luke shops for the many padawans he is training. luke buys leia and han a card and a box of chocolates for their anniversary. he’s garbage at giving gifts because that’s not a common thing on tatooine, so it was actually wedge and 3po who helped him pick it out. He of course buys some designer clothes and boots, because the skywalkers are nothing if not on-brand.

luke and wedge’s hands brushed against each other at one point and they both turned bright red.

when han went to try on a pair of jeans he liked, luke and leia immediately ran off. leia hopped in the cart and luke pushed her. cue: brother sister shenanigans until han finds them and grumbles something about how this was supposed to be his and leia’s anniversary that got interrupted.

Lando: dude tries on everything. he looks amazing in all of it, obviously, and he buys an array of many different items. lots of patterns and silk and belts and hats. luke helps him put together a few outfits at one point.

he flirts with everything and everyone he sees, including inanimate objects. han is the only one who isn’t aware that it’s a joke and it drives him insane. lando buys han and leia a gift card with over two hundred credits on it for a very fancy restaurant. leia is estatic because she and han don’t really go out to dinner much (see: they are fighting in a war and han is still probably a fugitive on a lot of planets bc smuggling). but han actually agreed to go when they opened the gift card.

He bought r2 and himself matching hats and if anyone tries to take it off either of them they lose their minds and/or screech at the offender.

Han: he came with leia because 1) anniversary and 2) he likes hanging out with his awesome space wife but he also really needed hair product. (funnily enough it’s the same type obi-wan used to use. luke couldn’t figure out why the Force was cackling around him and why r2 was as well.)

Han s a y s he wakes up with his hair looking this good, but leia shakes her head from behind him as he tries to sell that story. (Luke is still very confused as to what r2 and the Force find so funny.)

Han also buys leia every single thing she even mentions thinking is cool or cute or useful. His excuse is that he’s spoiling her from her anniversary but then 3po pops out of nowhere and says that odds are he would do it no matter what. (cue: han angrily yelling “never tell me the odds!” while leia grins and teases him. but once 3po leaves she kisses his cheek and han can’t remember why he was complaining in the first place.)

Leia: leia came to Target with a plan in mind. She was going to buy a microwave pizza and a movie, and she and han were staying in for their anniversary night. But of course, 3po insisted on coming with them, and r2 hadn’t been to target in years, luke needed supplies for his school of Force-sensitive children, lando called in one of his favors from han, and wedge didn’t want to be left alone.

So she did end up buying that pizza and movie for her and her husband’s anniversary, all while holding his hand and strolling down the aisle. But her brother was there, and so was his not-boyfriend-but-also-not-not-boyfriend, so was the weirdest but also funniest man she had ever met, and so were the two droids.

So yeah, walking down the aisles with Han wasn’t as romantic as she had hoped it would be.

But she was with family.

What could be better than that?

BEAUTIFUL

Darth Revan 💫

David Joyce

list of women from legends that i think should be canon (feel free to add on)

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