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@kanerallels / kanerallels.tumblr.com

Christian, deep lover of Kanera and SWR but in a crap ton of other fandoms, fan fic writer when I'm not working on my book series. If you want to be on my tag list, send me an ask or a DM! If you're into an obscure book series, send me an ask, I might have read it!! (If I haven't, it'll end up on my TBR) Always happy to talk to new people!!! Absolutely NO NSFW YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
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kanerallels

The fun thing about The Zillo Beast Strikes Back episode is that there are about eighty seven different ways it could be turned into a fix it au. For example:

  • Space PETA finds out about all of this and tries to get Palps thrown out of office, exposing him as a Sith Lord
  • Palpatine's pissed off constituents and co workers, after nearly dying for a science experiment, try and get him thrown out of office, exposing him as a Sith Lord
  • Palpatine's guard says screw this and leaves him to get eaten
  • R2 leaves Palps to get eaten
  • Ezra Bridger gets thrown back in time, sees a massive beastie trying to eat Palpatine, goes "oh he gets me" and becomes best friends with the Zillo Beast and also kills Palpatine, therefore becoming Mace's favorite member of his lineage
  • Padawan Cal Kestis heard about this and goes "ANIMAL RIGHTS" and Jaro Tapal decides to use this as a teachable moment about civil disobedience. Palpatine's death is just an ancillary benefit of Cal getting a cool new pet
  • C3PO sues Palpatine for emotional damages, and Palpatine gets so angry in court that he outs himself as a Sith Lord
  • Literally just. The Zillo Beast eats him. Is that so much to ask?

Feel free to add more and/or use any of these as fic ideas if they don't already exist!

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heymrverdant
  • Zillo Beast causes so much property damage that it actually bankrupts the Republic; since he needs the Republic to actually win the war for his whole Galactic Empire plan to work, Palpatine brokers a deal to launder money from the Trade Federation to the Republic's coffers. Palpatine then gets exposed a month later by lowly Rodian accountant Gudwith Munny, and while trying to downplay the scandal gets accidentally stepped on by the still-rampaging Zillo Beast
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I'm really tired of people criticizing Star Wars for its simple approach to good and evil, because that ignores the point.

Star Wars is not about morally complex situations where it's hard to tell who the villains are.

Star Wars is about how easy it is to become one of the villains.

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i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

Yeah, same thing happened to the MCU. The pre-Disney movies had soul.

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voidartisan
Force Ghost Anakin, telling Luke a story about the Clone Wars: So one day, an assassin led Obi-Wan, in binders, into the Black Sun’s fortress to claim his reward.
Luke: What?!?
Anakin: They gave the assassin bags and bags of credits as the ruling council ordered Obi-Wan down to the notorious Dungeon of Tortures
Luke: What kind of dirty, no-good scum would turn Ben in for money?!?
Anakin, grinning: I would
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Poe: *cradling BB-8 like a newborn baby and cooing at him softly*

K-2SO: *sprinting past, carrying Cassian over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes while Cassian screams*

R2D2: waging a one droid war with burning oil and tasers*

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bythevay

I have around 100 screenshots of your posts that I wanted to draw and now I am doing it!

oh my fuckign god it fumickng happened again

But, but… where is IG-11 carrying Grogu and spanking Imperial asses?

Ask and ya shall recieve

This post is great and all but there’s some Chopper erasure going on.

@galaxy-of-fools this just keeps happening to you, doesn’t it XD

oh yeah and Chopper’s got two blasters and he’s spinning wildly while trash talking all the Imps.

Chopper erasure is inacceptable

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callmekaza

What about BD-1? We all know that droid is down to fight anything. Especially if it’s to help Cal

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adurot

I assume C3P0 is just curled up in the fetal position sobbing uncontrollably as this goes on around him.

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agoddamn

I am once again asking Star Wars fandom to remember that in spite of weird fanfiction about Obi-Wan having 43647 simultaneous breakdowns existing, his actual story role is to be insanely resilient and extremely good at surviving trauma

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lightofjedi

I needed to read this. I thought I was being mean by not wanting him to have dozens of breakdowns during the show lol. I just want to see him healing and believing in a better future, not swallowing in despair and suffering (because that doesn't sound like him at all imo)

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Padawan braids should be far more decorated I don't care

I want them to have beads and bows and jewels and rings and bells and-

I want them to scream culture, to scream tradition, to scream history!!!

Eheheheeh here is my redesign for the Padawan braid!

Oh and the bells aren’t actual bells, they make no sound, they are called bells due to an old tradition no longer in use

And if anyone wants to use this idea, or some aspects of it, DO IT!!! Use this concept however you like!! Go and create your own braids!!!!!!!!

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Oh, and information I think some of you might be glad to know (@kanerallels especially) I did listen to EPIC this week.

My life has been irrevocably changed.

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kanerallels

OH CUSS YEAH CONGRATULATIONS

What are your thoughts? Do you have any favorite songs so far?

Most of my thoughts are excited gibberish tbh I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH

Ooooooh so many good songs to choose from. I'm especially fond of Monster, Open Arms, Legendary, and God Games. (Also Just a Man but I have been listening to that for a while just not the rest of the musical)

Will be making a post about Anakin and Odysseus parallels at some point when I am back to having coherent thoughts

HIGHLY VALID I RELATE

Ohhh those are all SO GOOD Legendary is one of my favorites too! (It's very Jacen Syndulla. To me)

YES THE ANAKIN/ODYSSEUS PARALLELS ARE CHEF'S KISS ESPECIALLY IN MONSTER IT'S SO GOOD I've been obsessed with the concept ever since I first heard it, and I can't wait to read your future post about it! Feel free to tag me in it

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Oh, I hope you know I will carry you home

Whether it's tonight or fifty-five years down the road

The completion of my project based off @musewrangler 's fanfiction!! I listened to Carry You Home by Alex Warren recently, and it immediately made me think of Piett and Sola, hence... this

Explanations for each scene: one/ two/three and four/ five/ six/ seven/ eight

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