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i think about ahsoka's "she was my friend" line too many times a day
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obviously both Kanan and Padme are alive, idk who said otherwise
you're so right!! otherwise how else would i have this image which is totally a canonical real screenshot and not a drawing I did just now!
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Handmaidens Rabé & Padmé observing visitors at Theed Royal Palace.
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“She was very beautiful. Kind, but…Sad.”
~ Leia Organa
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Star Wars Characters as Quotes I Collected From A Semester of College
Qui-Gon Jinn: “Why are you not following my completely ridiculous proverbial train of thought?
Yoda: “To younglings, I like to lie. When taking a test, younglings are, say “five minutes left,” I do. Panic they do, and “WIN,” I say.”
Padmé Amidala: “Anakin, did you just say you’re FASCIST?”
Mace Windu: “Have I always been bald? No. It started when I started teaching younglings.”
Anakin Skywalker: “If I don’t make fun of you, I don’t like you.”
Obi-Wan “Done-With-Anakin’s-Nonsense” Kenobi: “I need to find someone who cares less than me…I won’t be able to do that.”
Anakin Skywalker to Ahsoka Tano: “Snips, are you ok?”
Ahsoka Tano: “No, I just SCREAMED”
Kanan Jarrus on being an alcoholic: “Addiction is fun…sometimes.”
Hera: “You’re a good guy!”
Kanan: “Don’t tell anyone! I have a reputation to uphold!”
The Ghost Crew: “THAT RIGHT THERE IS A PILOT WHO LOVES PURRGILL”
Hera: “NO”
Ezra Bridger: “I’m not afraid to be a man and say it. I cry. And I cry often.”
Sabine Wren: “You can do lots of things with a permit. Like set fire to things.”
Ezra Bridger: “Can I get a space sword and then lose a space sword just so I can say, “mY spAce swOrd!!!”
Kanan and the Loth Wolves and also Ezra just for fun: “We could start howling at the moon, you know.” *howling*
Grand Admiral Thrawn to Alexsandr Kallus: “Snitches…die.”
Sabine Wren: “ARSON!”
Ezra Bridger: “If I were a fruit, I’d be a blueberry. Blueberries have antioxidants, so I’d never get cancer. Also, I’d never get cancer because I was a fruit.”
Hera after being accused of being a simp because she’s blushing over Kanan: “I’m not a simp, but I am happily married.”
Rebellion leaders asking about Han and Leia: “Where are they?”
That one Rebel who walked past them: Still arguing out in the FREEZING COLD.”
Ezra Bridger: “If I was a drug, I would be a Flintstone vitamin gummy. Drugs are very bad.”
Chopper @ everyone but Hera: “Hey, look, it’s Loser”
Sabine Wren @ Imperials: “Art is going to kill you.”
Kanan @ Chopper: “Are you conversation intolerant?”
Garazeb Orrelios: “Bullying people is my love language.”
Hera: “What’s not stolen?”
Kanan: “MY HEART”
Hera:
Kanan: “OH KRIFF I LIED”
Ezra Bridger: *walks into Imperial facility and an alarm goes off* “I know, I’m a problem.”
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20 Star Wars headcanons that deserve ALL the love (and more) that the fandom has given them.
1. Mace Windu is a theater nerd enough said, This often clashes with Obi-Wan who is a culture nerd and loves pointing out the details, be they mistake or accurate.
2. Tatooine residents exchange water (literally) as a form of courtship
3. Anakin can't handle/doesn't like spicy food, But Obi-Wan can slurp down Tiingilar like it's just some kind of warm broth.
4. Mandolorian's are weak for kids (i think this is practically canon? I mean it's literally part of their code)
5. It's an unspoken tradition in the jedi order that every initiate must all experience the sight of Yoda hunting frogs in the middle of the night whilst looking like some kind of cryptid beast sent from the force to haunt them, including bonding over the nightmares they've all had about it.
6. Lineage secret recipes are definitely a thing, It doesn't matter if it's a secret sauce recipe or a full course meal; they are sacred and must be protected at all costs.
7. Everyone knows about Anakin and Padmé, it was never said explicitly by anyone but EVERYONE knows.
8. Jaster Mereel is a history nerd
9. Instead of bedtime stories, Jango gets told stories of the history of Mandalore and Jedi feuds. Which he later passes down to Boba.
10. Speaking of Mandalore and Jedi feuds, 90% of them were custody battles over younglings they would coincidentally find together.
11. Luke may have Anakin's appearance and but everything else he takes after Padmé, And you can't tell me Leia didn't inherit her snark from her biological father.
12. Stewjon is the equivalent of Space Scotland.
13. The Jedi Order have a small list of politician's they call whenever they have a political problem they'd rather not deal.
14. Obi-Wan dislikes politicians, But that doesn't stop him from having annual tea time with Bail (which is mostly spent tastefully bitching about things ranging from the senate and the terrible coffee machine at their office)
15. Padmé and Obi-Wan also often bitch about things, or more specifically someone who is named Anakin.
16. Except their 'bitching' is more akin to that annoying thing people do where they pretend to be annoyed about it but are actually gushing about whoever their talking about.
17. The entire Jedi Order is aware of the Disaster Lineage's Dramatic Robe Drop™️, And they are all exasperated about it.
18. Lineage's often have annual 'team dinners', and there's a rotation on whoever cooks next.
19. Now imagine Yoda, Dooku, Qui-Gon and little Padawan Obi-Wan stuck in one room together. Just imagine it. Isn't it just lovely?
20. Last but not least, Love does not equal attachment :)