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Christian, deep lover of Kanera and SWR but in a crap ton of other fandoms, fan fic writer when I'm not working on my book series. If you want to be on my tag list, send me an ask or a DM! If you're into an obscure book series, send me an ask, I might have read it!! (If I haven't, it'll end up on my TBR) Always happy to talk to new people!!! Absolutely NO NSFW YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
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First Contact

Written for @inklings-challenge 2024. It feels very first draft-y to me, and didn't quite end up how I initially envisioned it, but here it is.

When the first lights were seen in the sky, some said it was the end of the world. Passages from Revelation and other religious texts were thrown around, talking of stars falling from the sky or the Four Horsemen coming to bring judgment.

Others said, with slightly less drama, that it must be some sort of cosmological phenomenon—perhaps dozens of meteors falling to Earth to usher in the next Ice Age.

Still others, with an air of smugness, said these lights proved they'd been right all along. The extraterrestrials were real after all, and now they'd come in their UFOs to subjugate all of Earth at last. They'd been called crazy when they talked of inexplicable lights and experiences of being beamed into flying saucers and probed, but now the little green men were back, and everyone who'd called them liars would see the truth. Oh yes, they would see.

And then of course there were those who pointed fingers at one country after another, blaming them for sending missiles and unauthorized aircraft across the borders of peaceful nations. Some ran for their bunkers, but those who continued to pay attention to the news quickly learned that the same thing was happening all around the world. None of the world's superpowers were capable of such a feat.

Dr. Shannon Campbell wasn't sure what to think. Ever since reading War of the Worlds in high school, the thought of first contact had fascinated her. If aliens really were out there, what would they be like? Would they be hostile like so many books and movies claimed? Or might there be a way to communicate with them?

And suddenly, it wasn't just an idle imagining or the raving of lunatics. The possibility that they were not alone in the universe started to look more and more likely. And then she got a call, and then a visit from some bigwig at NASA and a General Somebody-or-Other decked out in camouflage, and the next thing she knew, she'd packed a bag and was heading to an undisclosed location in the Midwest.

It turned out everyone was a little bit wrong, and a little bit right at the same time. In the middle of a cornfield, an extraterrestrial spaceship had landed. But it was more of a shiny silver sphere than a flying saucer, and it didn't quite seem to be the end of the world just yet. Not to mention that the beings that emerged were neither little green men, nor were they Tripods or bug people or anything else Dr. Campbell had ever imagined aliens to look like.

The aliens...stepped? Floated? Well, they emerged somehow from the side of their spaceship, which shimmered to let them through but immediately looked the same as it had before. Not like a door or a hatch opening. And the aliens themselves were pale creatures that somewhat resembled octopi, or maybe jellyfish. Their bodies hovered in the air, with long, thin tentacles dangling down to the earth.

But even as the NASA scientists and soldiers surrounding the spaceship looked on, the aliens' forms began to shift. They hunkered down closer to the ground, their many tentacles sticking together and morphing into thicker, smaller limbs. Soon, instead of dozens of tentacles, they only had four, and their bodies compressed into something more like a torso and a head.

They were mimicking the humans, Dr. Campbell suddenly realized. In mere minutes, they had assumed roughly humanoid shapes, with arms and legs and...well, it looked more like two clusters of tiny eyestalks rather than eyes, but they were basically in the right place on their faces. They had no ears or noses that she could see, and their hands looked like they were wearing mittens rather than being divided into ten fingers. And where their mouths should have been was a thin membrane that glowed slightly as it vibrated with the low humming sounds the aliens had been emitting the entire time.

One of the aliens began to glide forward, holding its too-long arms out to the sides. The humming intensified, all of the aliens joining in at different pitches and frequencies, like some kind of interstellar choir. Several soldiers raised their weapons, but Dr. Campbell hastily said, “Please, don't shoot! We should at least try to communicate with them first!”

The general glanced nervously between the slowly advancing alien and Dr. Campbell, then gave her a sort of shrug as if to say, “Suit yourself.” He motioned for his soldiers to lower their weapons, and everyone took a step back.

Dr. Campbell swallowed. Now that she stood facing the alien leader, presumably, she felt like she had during her first undergrad presentation: two inches tall, and faintly sick.

But then...was that just her imagination, or were those words, garbled in mouths without tongues? Words in English?

“Gogojohnnygo. Heusedtocarryhis. Guitarinagunnysack?”

“Wait...is that...'Johnny B. Goode'?”

High-pitched trills exploded from every alien, their mouth-membranes vibrating loudly as their long tentacle arms waved excitedly in the air. At least...she thought it was excitement. For all she knew, maybe they were about to attack.

Some of the surrounding soldiers seemed to think this, as they tensed and looked ready either to bolt or to start firing.

Maybe the alien leader realized this, because his trills descended sharply in pitch and volume, like he was shushing them. The others quieted down as well, until the humming started up again. This time it was a complicated rhythm, interweaving several melodies at once, with an interesting breathy quality to their voices that almost made them sound like musical instruments on an ancient phonograph.

And yet...the longer she listened to them, the more she realized it sounded familiar too. “That's, like...Bach or something, isn't it? They're humming Bach.”

But how on earth would they know Bach? Or 'Johnny B. Goode,' for that matter. The only reason Dr. Campbell knew it was because of Back to the Future. She pressed a couple fingers against her aching temples. Multiple PhDs in linguistics and anthropology hadn't prepared her for this.

While she was pondering, the aliens moved on from their Bach concerto and suddenly started barking like a dog. Then made the clop-clop-clopping sounds of a horse trotting along. Then something that almost sounded like the pattering of rain on a roof. Then, as one, they all emitted the exact same laugh.

A sudden suspicion. Dr. Campbell whipped out her phone and frantically looked something up on Wikipedia. Sure enough, it all clicked into place. With a gasp, Dr. Campbell straightened up and looked at the aliens looming over them. “It's Voyager! They're mimicking the recordings sent with Voyager!

“What does that mean?” the general snapped, irritation masking his nervousness at not having a handle on what was going on.

Slowly, a smile spread across Dr. Campbell's face. “It means we have a basis for communication.”

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By the end of six months, Dr. Campbell had managed it at last. She'd managed to hold an entire conversation with the aliens, and was reasonably certain both sides understood what was being said. It was the greatest achievement of her life...and she was just getting started.

Once it became clear that the aliens weren't going to immediately start shooting laser guns or levitating people into their spaceship and start probing them, the army seemed to relax a little. A temporary camp of trailers and tents had been set up in the cornfield with all the equipment Dr. Campbell needed to do her work, as well as a base of operations for the soldiers who created a perimeter around the cornfield to keep curious civilians from wandering through before they could fully ascertain the aliens' intentions.

It seemed the aliens were also in favor of caution. After that first day, when Dr. Campbell had pulled up a recording of the record that had been placed in Voyager and played it for the aliens, attempting to convey that they were trying to communicate, all the other spaceships that hovered in the air around the world had returned to orbit around Earth. They linked together in a chain, like Earth were wearing a pearl necklace, and just stayed there.

Presumably, communications were carried out between those ships and the one in the cornfield, that attempts were being made to speak with the humans. Maybe now that they were finally able to speak to each other and they could ascertain their intentions, the other ships would land again.

So far, they hadn't discussed anything of particular importance. Just things like names (the leader that Dr. Campbell talked to most often was called something like Brrringgnggniiiiib, but she called him Johnny), whether the aliens could breathe the air (it seemed they could, though they preferred the pressurized atmosphere of their spaceship), and what various objects in view were called. Both parties were curious about the other, but cautious of giving too much away. Just in case.

The aliens' language was highly tonal, like Mandarin but with a whole symphony of timbres and tones, some of which were far too high or low for human vocal cords. The real breakthrough had been when the team of technicians from around the world had cobbled together a soundboard with programmable pitches. Over the months, by working with the world's most skilled computer engineers, they'd been able to create an alien translator, where a human could type in what they wanted to say on a standard computer keyboard, and it would translate to a series of music-like tones that would play on a speaker for the alien. Then when the alien spoke in its language into a microphone, the machine would translate it into English on a little screen.

It was a slow, arduous process, but it worked. It only translated to English for now, but it would be a simple matter to add more human languages to the database, a project the technicians were already hard at work to complete. And though the translator was currently the size of a pipe organ and required a mass of extension cords and portable generators and solar panels just to run for a few minutes a day, Dr. Campbell had no doubt that eventually this machine would be reduced to a pocket-sized translator everyone carried with them. That is, if the aliens were going to stay.

And that was what today was all about.

Dr. Campbell stepped out of her trailer, breathing in the crisp air of the October morning and wrapping cold fingers around her mug of coffee. As always, the shiny dome of the alien ship rose against the sky, the constant backdrop of what her life had become. It looked somewhat foggy towards the bottom—frost, perhaps?

She took another sip of coffee, swirling the bitter liquid around her mouth as she wondered what Johnny would think of the taste. They hadn't yet discussed what the aliens ate—if they ate. They didn't exactly have mouths, after all. Though Birdcall, what she called the shortest of the alien crew, had once picked up a blade of grass and seemed to absorb it through the palm of the hand, before Hellohello had whistled shrilly, apparently admonishing Birdcall, who had immediately 'spit out' the grass, leaving it a little crumpled in the dirt. Like a mother scolding her child for putting something into her mouth that she'd picked up off the ground.

Draining the last of her coffee, Dr. Campbell stretched and set off across the cornfield to the tent where the translator resided. “Time to make history, I guess.”

Just like every day, Dr. Campbell met Johnny in the middle of the cornfield with a trill she personally thought sounded like a ringing telephone. It was a greeting, one of the alien words she was actually able to say herself. She held her arms out to the sides and wiggled them a little—it was like a hand wave. She'd finally stopped feeling stupid when she did it.

Johnny also held out his arms and wiggled them, though his looked much better because his 'arms' were really just tentacles stuck together in an approximation of human arms. “HeeLLLlllooooOOOoo, DoooktoooooRRRR,” he said in his sing-song voice. Johnny was much better at speaking English than she was at speaking his language.

Dr. Campbell thought of Johnny as 'he,' mostly because she'd started calling him Johnny, but she still wasn't sure if the aliens even had genders. The conversation they'd tried to have about that had left everyone more confused than when they'd started.

“Shall we begin?” she asked, gesturing towards the tent with the translator.

Johnny 'nodded,' which for him meant bobbing in a sort of full-body bow that made him look like one of those floppy dancing inflatable things outside of a car dealership. The aliens didn't nod as a way of indicating assent, but Johnny was always trying to mimic Dr. Campbell's mannerisms. It was kind of cute, in a way. If a tall, spindly alien with eyestalks and no mouth could be called cute.

Once she'd situated herself at the console of the translator, Dr. Campbell looked across at Johnny. He knelt or sat (it was hard to tell which when the limbs he folded beneath him had no joints and just sort of glommed into a squishy mass supporting his torso) on the ground a comfortable distance away. She'd offered him a chair several times before, but even once he finally understood what to do with it, he'd assured her that he was just as comfortable without one.

Taking a deep breath, Dr. Campbell put her fingers on the keyboard and looked across at Johnny, meeting his eyes—well, at least a few of his eyestalks, anyway. He liked to keep a 360-degree visual range at all times. Then she typed in the first, and perhaps most important, question:

Why did you come to Earth?

The almost musical sound of computerized tones echoed through the still morning air. Dr. Campbell was suddenly aware of many eyes on the two of them—the general, the two guards who were always stationed at this tent to keep anyone from tampering with the translator, the technicians and scientists standing by. They couldn't understand the aliens' language just from listening to it, but everyone knew this was an important day in history. The day they would finally get some answers.

Johnny's trills and chirps were very familiar to Dr. Campbell by now, and she could almost catch a few words here and there, but he spoke much too fast when they were at the translator. She had to wait for the words to trail across the screen.

“We hear voicings we know people being in the darkness. We must bring light.”

Light? Do you mean knowledge? Dr. Campbell's heart leapt. Maybe they would share the secret to faster-than-light travel.

Johnny bobbed in a half-bow. “Knowings. We asking you a questioning now Doctor.”

Dr. Campbell looked up at Johnny and nodded. A question for a question. Only fair.

Johnny leaned forward a little. It was almost impossible to make out expressions on his mushy alien face, but he seemed eager. “Are you knowing of your origin?”

“Origin?” Dr. Campbell muttered aloud as she read the words on the screen. She frowned up at Johnny for a moment, trying to understand what he was asking. Do you mean my parents? The people who gave birth to me? She didn't even know how the aliens reproduced, or whether Johnny would understand what she was talking about.

Johnny swayed his whole body from side to side, his version of shaking his head, while humming a single note that sounded kind of like a dial tone. Every single one of Johnny's many eyestalks zeroed in on her, catching her in an unblinking alien stare. Johnny's next words came like a song, so mesmerizing it was all she could do to glance down at the screen to see what he was saying.

“Origin is life beginning. Origin is light sun star root. Origin is making planets moons we Doctor Earth. Origin is making good peace life. We are of Origin and when Earth metal rock falling to our planet we are saying we must see. We must know. Does Earth is knowing Origin? Or is only darkness?”

Dr. Campbell's mind whirled. Suddenly, after months of extreme caution and dancing around revealing too much, now she wasn't sure what to do with this influx of information. She had a dozen new questions, and it took her a moment to decide what to ask first.

Is Origin your planet?

Johnny swayed a no again. “Origin is making our planet. Origin is making Earth. Origin is making us. Origin is making you. Origin is making cooOOOoorrnnnnffffIIIiiieeeeEEEEllLLLd,” he added, switching to English for that word, since the aliens apparently didn't have corn on their planet.

Slowly, a suspicion dawned on her. This 'Origin' was something that had made everything in the universe. It almost sounded like...a creation myth. Are you talking about a god?

Johnny's long limbs flipped into the air, and he let out an excited trill as he bobbed up and down. “We are not knowing you are knowing this word Doctor. Please saying this word in your voicings so we may be learning it.”

Dr. Campbell looked up at Johnny's eyes going haywire, at his 'arms' beginning to fray into many tentacles in his excitement. Slowly and clearly, she said, “God.”

Such a short word, but when Johnny repeated it several times in his musical voice, it sounded so beautiful. Like somehow, the little song made from the membrane of his 'mouth' vibrating was part of the very fabric of the universe. The music of the spheres.

After a few minutes of repeating the word God,interspersed with the trills and chitterings of his own language that Dr. Campbell couldn't fully understand because he wasn't speaking into the mic anymore, Johnny made an effort to calm himself down. “TTTtthhhhHHHaaaAAAAaaannnngnggnkk yoooOOOOOoooooouuuuUUUU, DoooktoooooRRRR,” he said carefully in English, before pulling the mic closer so he could speak more fluently in his own tongue. “We are very exciting Doctor because we are seeing now that God is showing to you in Earth also. God is holding universe in hands and we are family with Earth. We are thinking we must fly to Earth to show God leading the way but you are already following.”

“Whoa, whoa, hold up a second,” Dr. Campbell muttered. “I haven't even been to Sunday School since I was five.” But how to explain that to...an extraterrestrial missionary, apparently? Biting her lip, she eventually went with I'm not even sure I believe in God. There are lots of people on Earth who don't. Some people believe in different gods, or none at all.

Johnny hummed for a little after the translator's tones subsided. Not humming in words, just a faint sound of discomfort. Or thoughtfulness. Dr. Campbell wasn't sure. But he grew still, with none of the excited energy of a moment ago.

Finally, Johnny leaned towards the mic again and said, “We are saddening to be hearing this Doctor. But we are also gladdening because this means we are staying in Earth for longer. We are hoping you are letting us stay. We want to be learning more of Earth. We want to be talking more about God with you and other Doctor people.”

Funny. If it had been a Jehovah's Witness or somebody like that on her doorstep, asking if she had time to talk about their Lord and Savior, she would have shut the door in their faces. But this was a literal alien saying that he wanted to have conversations with her about God and who knew what else. So she found herself smiling and typing in response:

I would like that.

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"the day was going quiet. a little too quiet. quiet like a senior center after seven pm. the kind of quiet that makes you think, 'man, why'd i take this gig in the first place?' the kind of quiet..."
"officer bridger, for the last time, could you stop narrating like we're in a black and white detective series?"
"the kind of quiet that makes private wren all too eager to dampen my spirits. what a lady. now, where were we? the kind of quiet that makes the drop of a pin...."
Sabezra Week, Day 1: detective AU moodboard
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One random thing I love about Melinda May is the way she teaches. Because her character type as a mentor is usually cold, harsh, and has constant criticism and nothing is ever good enough. But May isn't like that at all. She does give constructive criticism, but she also gives credit where credit is due. One of my favorite scenes is in season 2 and Skye(Daisy) is practicing shooting, and at first May gives her criticism and corrects her, but when Skye says her shots seem puny, May points out how she kept her heartbeat steady the entire time, which is impressive. Instead of pushing Skye beyond her limits and constantly criticizing her for not being perfect, May points out the bad and the good, which is definitely not the stereotype of stoic and experienced characters such as her.

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Apparently back in the day lighthouse keepers HAD to have a wife to get the job so they wouldn’t be too lonely and go insane. So what I’m saying is

Fake dating au where they pretend to be married so one of them can get a job as a lighthouse keeper.

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

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And they were CELLMATES...

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One of the stormtroopers escorted them down the halls—apparently two kids weren’t enough of a threat to make more than one trooper necessary—and to the kitchens. Grey walked at his side, matching him step-for-step, and even though the hallways were cramped, he didn’t think she needed to stand quite so close to him.

Ezra couldn’t really say he understood why. Maybe she was just glad to not be alone.

But there was a measure of something like protectiveness in the way she would glance at him from beneath the bloodred hair hanging in her face whenever they went by groups of troopers, and how she moved close enough that their elbows bumped when they passed one of the uniformed wardens.

Probably, he realized, it just meant that she thought he was a little kid that needed to be looked out for.

He’d taken care of himself here since he was eight. He’d been on his own since he was seven. She definitely didn’t need to take care of him.

They got to the kitchens, and the grumpy-looking cook made a grumpy sound, grumpily.

He had an attitude problem.

Not that Ezra could blame him.

“Who’s she?” Cook Grumpypants grunted.

Ezra grinned as obnoxiously as he could. “My new cellmate! She’s helping me today.”

The cook turned away, grumbling. “Floor needs cleaning,” he muttered.

“Don’t you have a cleaning droid for that?” Grey demanded, crossing her arms.

“Nope. C’mon,” Ezra said, grabbing her arm and tugging her to the back of the kitchen, where there was a supply closet. “Washing the floor is my favorite chore.”

“Seriously?”

“No.” He grabbed a big bucket and threw a couple of scrub brushes into it. “But it's not the worst one, either. Just don’t get your sleeves wet and you’ll be fine.”

Grey didn’t look very happy. “We're using scrub brushes? What, you don’t even have a mop?”

“Well, I did, but they took it away after the Meiloorun Incident of ‘09.”

“The what?!”

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The Adventures of the Fairy and the Walrus: An Introduction

Long ago in a realm far away, the stories - before they diverge that is - all began like this:

“According to the ancient texts, the quest can only be completed with the aid of a companion of unusual size.”

Upon hearing this edict from the Loremaster, the young fairy - whose name I will translate for my readers to its closest English approximate as Chip - flopped down from the desk onto a nearby dahlia with a huff.

“And how am I meant to figure that out?” He groaned, buying his face in the soft petals of the flower.

“No idea. I just read the lore, I don’t make it.” Master Akira shrugged, sat down, and put her feet up on the desk.

She picked up a nearby mug and took a sip of something that had been advertised as a cleanse. It was obviously a scam, but she was tasting it anyway to better write a scathing review in next month’s gossip scroll. She frowned at Chip, face down in her prized dahlia, and sighed. Writing scathing reviews was a lot easier than motivating young ones to answer the call. But it had gotten a little easier after she’d got together with a few friends in a dark alley and had… words… with the fellow who had invented voicemail. Hence why young Chip was in her solarium, dramatically devastated a mere five line into a prophecy.

“Chip dear, I have a suggestion.” She started, and the flowers twitched in acknowledgement. She continued:

“Can you think of anyone new to the realm who fits the description? Who also, while admittedly adapting marvellously after The Incident last year, has recently stated they long for an adventure and would thus be willing to help you?”

At this Chip turned his face half up, his brow now visible, and furrowed in concentration. Really, Akira thought, it wasn’t that long ago. Chip will clearly be the heart of the operation, not the brains.

Finally, Chip’s mouth opened a bit, then he smiled wide. He scrambled to sit up on the flower with a rush of excitement and the stem swayed beneath him threatening not to hold.

“Oh! I know! Mr. Williamson?!” Chip flew up closer and landed back on the desk and stood on the scroll they had been reading. He asked,

“Shall I go ask Mr. Williamson to help me?” He hovered now, his energy gaining in direct proportion to emotion.

“Excellent idea Chip,” Akira drawled, taking another sip from the mug, followed by a wince.

Chip fluttered around happily now. He thanked her by kissing Akira quickly on the cheek, then zipped out the open window and fluttered away on the late spring breeze.

Well, she thought. Now that that’s sorted, what about this dreck? She put down the mug of mushroom wine and picked up a quill.

Now my dear readers, this is the point at which I interrupt the story to explain that the main text of the adventures that follow, that of the many quests and side quests and pranks and shenanigans and so on and so forth of Chip and Mr. Williamson, are much like the Earth tales of Robin Hood, in that there are many tellings and retellings, and this volume of lore is no more correct than any others, but rather a collection of could have beens on a scale more charming and cheerful in their endings than most.

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Inspired by my tumblr user need to commit to the bit and also this post by @atomic-crusader

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Dear Wyrmwood Worldbuilding: Kindling Parties

A/N: This is worldbuilding for my original series “Dear Wyrmwood.”

A mage’s magic typically becomes active when he or she is between 9 and 13 years old, an event generally referred to as their “Spark igniting” or “magic kindling.” To celebrate such a momentous occasion, the family usually throws a party known as a Kindling. 

For the Kindling, the new mage dresses in an outfit the color of their magic (or an outfit that incorporates that color, if it’s a shade that would not be flattering as an entire gown or tunic). In some families, the new mage also wears the triangular hat traditionally associated with mages; this has fallen out of practice among many of the common folk, but well-to-do families, and those with great ambitions for their young mage, still observe it. Sun, sparks/stars, and fire imagery are commonly incorporated in the new mage’s outfit, and in the party decor. The party itself proceeds much like a birthday party: gifts are given, there’s games and often dancing, and a veritable feast is prepared, including a special dessert. However, unlike a birthday cake, which is large enough to be shared by all the guests, kindling cakes are very small, meant to be consumed in three bites or less. There are seven of them, ranging in color from dark red to flame blue. The new mage is tasked with eating as many of them as they can; it’s believed that the more they can eat in one sitting, the more luck they’ll have on their magical journey. 

Other traditions vary according to region, social class, and whether there are any other mages in the family. In families with other mages, the other mages often give speeches promising to nurture and guide the new mage. In well-to-do families, the Kindling is often when the name of the new mage’s chosen tutor or school is announced. In some rural communities, particularly in Western Soltera, rather than the feast being prepared by the family for all of the guests, the guests each bring a dish. 

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"Isn't that my flannel?" (GhostFlower drabble)

requested by @nerdasaurus1200

"Isn't that my flannel?" Gwen scrunched her brow.

"What, this old thing?" Miles smiled.

"Yeah."

"Here's the thing," Miles said, counting on his fingers, "one: you're always wearing oversized sweaters and flannels."

Gwen crossed her arms. "So?"

"Two: you're always leaving them lying around across every dimension."

"Not every dimension."

"Three:" Miles straightened out his collar, "this one goes better with my spideysuit than yours."

"I can't argue with that," Gwen said, "but you know what this means?"

"What?"

"Anything in you have that goes with my spidersuit is fair game," Gwen answered, already racing off to raid his closet.

(a/n and tags under the cut)

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Got Calvinball'd by @kanerallels and @singswan-springswan, so here's a bit of the TLC/Rebels AU I started writing this morning instead of just rambling about the plot idea like I was supposed to *side eyes my bad impulse control*

Sabine yelped in surprise as a blur of orange vaulted over her table, and a voice hissed “Please don’t tell them I’m here!” It didn’t take long to figure out who the “them” was, because a second later, three angry boys shoved through the marketplace, looking around. One of them approached her stall, and the kid who’d thrown himself over the countertop crouched as low as he could, so the guy couldn’t see him over the table. Sabine didn’t like bullies. And those boys looked like bullies to her. “Can I help you?” Sabine asked. The guy glared at her. “I said,” Sabine repeated, standing, meaningfully resting her hand on a wrench. “Can I help you?” He scowled and stormed off without a word, and Sabine sat back down and then swiveled in her chair to look at the kid and demand answers. And Sabine froze. He was dressed in casual clothes, but they couldn’t disguise him from her. The net connection in her mind whirled, flashing up lines of information in her bionic eyes as her brain put the pieces together. Ezra Bridger. Age—15. Royalty. Orphan. Under the guardianship of the Prince Regent up until his 18th birthday— She realized with a jolt that he was staring right back at her, and she gulped down her disappointment as she wondered what she’d done to give herself away. Maybe one of her sleeves had ridden up when she stood, revealing a glint of metal wrists. Or maybe he’d somehow already heard about the cyborg mechanic in the marketplace. Or maybe— Still staring goggle-eyed at her, he grinned and whispered a breathless, “Hey.” Or maybe, Sabine realized, a little bit relieved and a little bit amused, he just thought she was cute.

No-pressure tagging @seleneisrising @jedi-nurse @better-call-mau1 and anyone else who wants to join!

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Day 27: Tabletop Cere plays a Jawa Bard for the tech bonus. Merrin is playing a Dathomirian Witch and argues with Greez about how her abilities should work. BD-1 and Cal have swapped for the bit so BD is playing an 8 foot Mandalorian Barbarian and Cal is the Droid Cleric who keeps forgetting he’s the party healer. Greez would appreciate having one session that doesn’t end with crumbs all over his goddamn floor.

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Tifflie, universe of your choice, "Wait, did you just say 'When we get married'?"

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"Wait, did you just say 'when we get married'?"

"Yeah." Pentecost can hear, over the headset letting LOCCENT listen in to the conversation in the jaeger as it's carried back, a note of disgruntlement in Chuck's voice. "What about it?"

A snigger. A definite snigger from Tiffany. "Nooothing."

There's a thump, a squeak, followed by a burst of giggles.

"You forgot to propose." Tiffany manages.

"I didn't forget. We already got it all figured out."

"In the drift, Charlie."

"And?"

"Even my dad asked mom."

"We already know we're getting married. I ain't asking you just cuz you saw it in some trashy hallmark movie."

The duo is quiet for a moment. Then, Tiffany, voice on the cusp of breaking down into laughter, again, "Hey, Charlie?"

"Shuddup."

"Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Heeey."

"Cut it out, rookie."

"Charles. Chuck. Chuckie."

Another thump, and a louder bout of giggles.

"Pssst. Hey. Hey, Ranger Hansen."

"Quit yankin' on my arm!"

"Raaaanger."

"What?" Chuck snaps.

"Wanna get married?"

"No."

That sets Tiffany off, making her laugh until she chokes. Pentecost glances at Herc, standing nearby. Herc is doing his best not too proud of the duo that just took down the biggest kaiju to date. Whatever opinions he has on their impending - or not so impending - wedding will be discussed behind closed doors.

Pentecost touches the intercom lightly.

"Hold it together, Rangers. No getting married while on duty."

Whatever composure Tiffany, coming down from an adrenaline rush and the high of winning, was managing to hold goes crashing to the ground. Chuck snaps the radio off, letting silence reign over LOCCENT as they wait for their pilots to get back.

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