old man yaoi

😇new🧿to🥕earth✨1M+🌈🗡️Tight✋🏼Grip⚛️

I know they are overdone, but personally i'm a big fan of "fish out of water" scenarios with aliens and that's why nothing will be as funny to me as transformers confusing cars for people when they first arrive on earth

Megatron fails to notice that the speechless crowd he just recited his intimidating villain speech to is actually just a supermarket parking lot

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

we need more trans man yaoi im not even kidding. right now

sobbing y'all have never been so kind ty 😭 please spread the good message

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

every time i see the taylor swift tour shit in toronto i think of that post where somebody said eras tour is shen yun for white women and i lose it

2 weeks left in the semester and my body looks like this