I’m gonna watch 3 Idiots. I wanted to wait until Ellie came back so i could tell her everything immediately but…
Oh my goodness he was faking 😂. Inthought that man had died 💀 😂
Okay but like…. bruh, when you gon find some pants 😂💀. I’m less then 6 mins in and im already sold on this movie btw
It’s a good thing his shirt is super long….. also i want that shirt. Omggggg 😍. It’s so cute
Who’s the jerk with the glasses? I don’t like him. You suck and you haven’t been on screen for 30 seconds yet 😒
I swear these movies just always have the best music like <333333
Good God i’ve got to learn Hindi if only to be able to sing these songs.
BHAI! What happened to my subtitles!? How the heck am i susposed to understand what’s going on!? Ughhhhhh
Okay. Got em working again. Also: Tiny just picked up that bag like it was nothing! Goodness gracious 😂
I’m sorry…. their names are “Kilobyte, Megabyte and Gigabyte”… and the don’t bite 😂. And they’re freaking adorableeeeeeeee. I love puppies
…… he did not freaking say that??? Did he??? Oh my goodness he did. Yall nastyyyyyy.
Who’s the idiot now 😏 Also: you’re still nasty and i hate you 😊. I am so glad you’re in pain
Okay i aint’ gon lie… Virus is kinda scary 😂 . Like bruh, how are you that freaking intense 😂 💀
I don’t like those koel birds…
I freaking love Tiny. Favorite Character (alongside the idiots ofc)
“Sir, if pens didn’t work in outer space why didn’t the astronauts use a pencil. They’d have saved millions.”
Oh goodness i love Rancho
Hahahahahahahahahahahah. I despise Virus. He sucks. Also, homeboy can sing <33333
Aal izz well ✌🏿🥰😌
This bathroom scene is so freaking chaotic <3333333
AAL IZZ WELL!!! *starts dancing insanely*
*stops dancing abrutly* ….. no.
I hate Virus! I ficking hate him! Joy’s fucking dead! He hung himself! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! I can’t be watching stuff like this at 10 at night 😭
”Everyone thinks this is suicide.” WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?!?
*GASP* DAFUQ!
Oh bhai it’s definitely murder….. suicide my foot. If you bully a person and they kill themselves = murder. Some principle applies here…….. huh….. a lot of school-people should probably be arrested for murder huh?
“India ranks No. 1 in suicides. Every 90 minutes a student attempts suicide.”
Someone please tell me this isn’t true 😭. Please. I’m too scared to look it up.
I swear this movie is so freaking good. It manages to have me crying in one scene and laughing the next while my face and eyes are still wet with tears 💜💛💖
I KNEW IT! I KNEW THOSE WORDS DIDN’T EXIST 😂 🤣
”I was teaching you how to teach.” Danggg shots fired shots fired 😎
Dang, i forgot he could write with both hands 💀 This man be scaring me half to death 😂 He’s so effing intese all lf the time
DID YOU FINISH THE MOVIEEEE???!!!!
Ughhhhhhh. Unfortunately not. It was late, i needed sleep and still had over half the movie left 😂 (downside of posting every single thought i have while watching it 😂🤭)
“Sir, i wasn’t teaching you Engineering. Your an expert at that. I was teaching you… how to teach. And i’m sure one day you’ll learn because unlike you, I never abandon my weak students.” - Rancho.
I love this man so freaking much it’s insane <33333333. Just…. Perfect. Golden. Rancho is the best. Also, idk why, but the way he says it in Hindi is so 😍.
Ugh. I can’t even. On a less happy note, Virus continues to suck. Like bro, you had better get a redemption arc or something cause right now you suck really bad 😒.
Rancho! Look at the man when he’s talking to you! Unless… honestly Rancho might have adhd. Idk. Im only 35~ mins in and im not adhd and i don’t wanna just diagnose people without any proof or wtv but like i wouldn’t be surprised if he was.
Yes… because 91 percent is so horrible… and 94 is so much better… i’m definitely not being sarcastic or rolling my eyes. Honestly tho, Mr Sir is lokey kinda scary. And i think Farhan’s pictures looked nice 😊
Oh my goodness. The decision to go black and white at Raju’s house <3333333. I love it.
Oh my Josh! The dad is looking….. uhh… ummm… how the heck do i say this respectfully . I love this family tho 😂. It’s like the most tropey family ever and i find that splendid. Also love that the unwed sister looks like she’s behind bars. Honestly? That’s just classic symbolism right there *chefs kiss*.
“Retired school teacher and a tireless complainer” Oh goodness 😂 💀
“Paralysis shut down his body partly… his salary completely.” Okay that’s just sad. 😔
“It’s daylight robbery” preach sister! I don’t know what a kilo is; i assume it’s money but i have no idea how much. however, i know overpriced when i hear it 😂
“Alright. I’ll shut up.” No you won’t. You’re a mom. Speaking from experience here, you don’t know how. Honestly, parents period 😂😭
“I’ll shut up” 45:38 (timestamp) “Earn for the family—” WOMAN IT’S ONLY 45:40! IT’S BEEN 2 SECONDS! LITERALLY! 😂
What did i tell you? What did i tell you!?
“Earn for the family, slave like a maid, and then take the vow of silence.” Oh my goodness she’s Mrs. Bennett 😭 😂 Whyyyyyyyyyy 😭
“If not with my son, with whom do I share my woes — with his friends?” Oh my goodness the way they looked up 😂 And the way he booked it outta there 😂 💀. I will say this tho: it seemed a bit dramatic, sure she’s annoying as tartarus but he ran outta there (and they jumped up) like she called them his boyfriends or something 💀. Is there a joke that didn’t make it thru trans? Or is being in the room with her actually just that annoying? Honestly? Both seem equally likely to me 😭 😂
“We were in a huge dilemma. Do we comfort our friend or console his mom?”
What the heck!? Comfort your friend!? What kinda question is this!?
Screw it, we thought, let’s focus on the cottage cheese.
*shakes head in disgust* I’m disappointed.
….
HA HA! BET THEY DON’T WANT THAT CHEESE NOW! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?
Honestly tho, Raju’s house seems like one of the nine circles of hell 😂
Okie 🤭. We’re starting the movie back up 💛
“Don’t marry that ass… He’s not a human, he’s a price tag… He’ll turn your life into a nightmare of brands and prices… he’ll ruin your life. Your future will be finished.”
Rancho says all of this…. to some random lady he just walks up to. 12/10. I love Rancho <3333