@kaleb-is-definitely-sane / kaleb-is-definitely-sane.tumblr.com
i don't use all lowercase and minimal punctuation because i'm lazy it's a stylistic choice. it's called "stream of consciousness" and it's actually a recognised and respected literary technique. you should feel privileged to bear witness to the development of my autobiographical epic in its raw unedited form.
my moots who tag me in various games and stuff, I just wanna say its nothing personal, I love you a lot.. im just.. how do you say this
Kiss me in the moonlight- anon or not send a description of ur crush and I'll write a short poem
Could you do one for @indulging-in-love-or-rage and @mera-mann-kehne-laga?
They are so frickin cute 💀😭🥺
Sometimes I hear you,
Whispering in the back of my head.
And everything's alright.
Do you hear me?
I hope you do since sometimes I whisper so hard that my throat hurts.
I wonder if you feel me, the way I feel you.
Through a screen, but I could touch your face,
And everything's alright.
Quite short hope u don't mind!
Rant to me.
Scream to me
Sing to me,
I don't care just,
Be with me.
Cry to me,
Read to me,
Laugh to me,
I don't care just,
Sit with me.
Share with me.
Hold me and hold me and hold me.
I don't care. Do anything.
Just stay with me.
Here you go!! You like?
*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here
I’m gonna watch 3 Idiots. I wanted to wait until Ellie came back so i could tell her everything immediately but…
Oh my goodness he was faking 😂. Inthought that man had died 💀 😂
Okay but like…. bruh, when you gon find some pants 😂💀. I’m less then 6 mins in and im already sold on this movie btw
It’s a good thing his shirt is super long….. also i want that shirt. Omggggg 😍. It’s so cute
Who’s the jerk with the glasses? I don’t like him. You suck and you haven’t been on screen for 30 seconds yet 😒
I swear these movies just always have the best music like <333333
Good God i’ve got to learn Hindi if only to be able to sing these songs.
BHAI! What happened to my subtitles!? How the heck am i susposed to understand what’s going on!? Ughhhhhh
Okay. Got em working again. Also: Tiny just picked up that bag like it was nothing! Goodness gracious 😂
I’m sorry…. their names are “Kilobyte, Megabyte and Gigabyte”… and the don’t bite 😂. And they’re freaking adorableeeeeeeee. I love puppies
…… he did not freaking say that??? Did he??? Oh my goodness he did. Yall nastyyyyyy.
Who’s the idiot now 😏 Also: you’re still nasty and i hate you 😊. I am so glad you’re in pain
Okay i aint’ gon lie… Virus is kinda scary 😂 . Like bruh, how are you that freaking intense 😂 💀
I don’t like those koel birds…
I freaking love Tiny. Favorite Character (alongside the idiots ofc)
“Sir, if pens didn’t work in outer space why didn’t the astronauts use a pencil. They’d have saved millions.”
Oh goodness i love Rancho
Hahahahahahahahahahahah. I despise Virus. He sucks. Also, homeboy can sing <33333
Aal izz well ✌🏿🥰😌
This bathroom scene is so freaking chaotic <3333333
AAL IZZ WELL!!! *starts dancing insanely*
*stops dancing abrutly* ….. no.
I hate Virus! I ficking hate him! Joy’s fucking dead! He hung himself! You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! I can’t be watching stuff like this at 10 at night 😭
He's so fine
I will prepare nice gifts for my bestie. <3
Gifts?! For ME!?! Excuse me while I go melt ♥️
Darn it! Ughhhhhhh! WHY GOD WHY!!!!
Don't mind me, my ship just sunk.
“You can go first.”
Secrets of Sulphur Springs (2021-), 2x07 - “Check-Out Time”
For anon
What the hell! Fucking kiss idiots!
Zeus: make her pussy wet, not her eyes
Hera: make his dick hard, not his life
Ares: break her bed, not her heart
Poseidon: play with her boobs, not her feelings
Apollo: get on his dick, not his nerves
Artemis: always salt your pasta while boiling it
She is right though!
KALEB HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED WEDNESDAY ADDAMS?
… no.
I feel like a lot of my recent conversations with people on tumblr have been just like Meg's song in the Disney's Hercules movie:
You’re still in my life, even if you don’t think you are. You’re in every show you told me about. You’re in every book you love. You’re in every song you sang. I won’t pretend I don’t miss you. I see you in everything that we once shared.
You’re seen in everything i do like the moon seen during the day. You reflect into me like the moon reflects the sun. You bleed into me like the sun bleeds into the sky as it sets. You here. Always here. In everything I do. In everything I am.
Enid: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Wednesday: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Enid:
Enid: *sobs*
Xavier: You fucking scared her, you idiot.
You aren’t strong for everyone else by bottling up sadness and tears but i stead by openly sharing these feelings with your loved ones. Let them see your hurting and let them see how you persevere. That is strength. Strength is in crying. Strength is in vulnerability.
