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Rantt::.

Anti-Terrorism Bill passed as a law in the Philippines yesterday. This means that the state can arrest whomever it tags as a "terrorist" without due process, no need for warrants. They'll just pick you and say you're a suspected terrorist.

Imagine that: police officers using unnecessarily excessive force to drag out of your home and when asked what charge there is against you, they'll just vaguely reply: "you're a suspected terrorist." even though all you've done is express your frustration about the government.

The bill was tagged "urgent" when it first came out in the open, and, despite the heavy chaos brought about by the pandemic outside, our legislators thought "terrorists" are more important to address rather than the starving millions -- the poor, the jobless, the homeless, those desperately crying for help. they deliberately turn a blind eye on those who need them the most and is now geared up to attack critics instead. have I mentioned how badly our country is faring in terms of the pandemic handling? smh...

also recently, duplicate facebook accounts of people started floating following an arrest of 8 people inside a university campus in Cebu. why is this relevant? because the dummy accounts were made without the knowledge of the users, and, if suspicions are on point, it could be used to post things that will put the person whose name was used at risk. aka, possible arrest over a violation of this anti-terrorism bill. most of my friends who proactively express their political sentiments online, including my dad, had at least one or two suspicious accounts they knew nothing of.

.....

I don't speak a lot about politics because I'm still educating myself of this, but right now I'm on the verge of a breakdown because this fucking sorry excuse of a government we have can now target anyone -- my friends, family-- a n y o n e including your friends living in the philippines.

no words can express how stressed out I am since last year that I had to take looong breaks even from work, and then when the pandemic broke out. I'm sick and tired. of everything. I am nearly about done with living.

the Bill, with all its vagueness, is a surefire way to silence the mouths of those who can see what's wrong. if you have activist friends from PH, I fear for them.

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Hello! I recently joined Webtoon's Short Story Contest. I'd like to ask for your support by reading, liking and leaving a comment...

I've only posted one episode so far, as juggling work and life in 24 hours is a pain, but I made this as an outlet to vent some of my irl frustrations and stress out, so I'd really appreciate it if you guys drop by.

This is the entry. (This is kind of based on my real experience but I don't want my crush to know that yet LMAO).

Let me know what you think! I'm working in other episodes and would be sooo grateful for the support. ♥️

PS: It's my first time making a webtoon tbh, but I'm doing my best. 😂😂😂

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we'll miss u! youre one of the best ikesen artists on tumblr. hope youre back soon but take all the time off u need

OH MY GOD. Thank you Anon lemme love punch you ♥️

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Henlo everyone. I hope everybody's keeping safe especially in these trying times.

To all my friends/followers, please keep safe.

To the frontliners risking their lives to keep us safe, thank you so much. I'm certain that one or two of my followers is a frontliner or know someone who is, please extend my gratitude. ♥️

Have a sunflower from Vincent to brighten up your day~ 🌻🌻🌻

I know I've been MIA for the past months. I'm starting to feel the toll of this crisis in my sanity (LOL) but I'm safe. I just want to post something to keep this blog alive. I'm amazed it still has so many notifs (that never really buzzed until I checked just now).

Thank you! And stay safe! Until we can all see the sun outside again. 🙂

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HELLO LONG TIME NO SEE

Actually, I’m quite sure my clients are tired of my shit LOL

I’m tired of my shit too. but I need sleep or I’ll die haha. I’ll wrap things up by December, and that’s not too far from now. I’m so stressed. All I could do at home is sleep. Fucking Manila traffic takes years off of my life everyday. Ah, I’m not really complaining; at this point, even complaining about it is pointless. Just letting you know that I’m struggling to finish commissions as of now. 

I’m sorry it’s been months. I’m doing my best.

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ODA FORCES + MODEL MC

Scenario: 

MC was not only an aspiring fashion designer but she also models for a few brands in the present time. She had a few magazines in her bag just in case she needed it for her application (THOUGH i DOUBT IT), but then she was warped to the Sengoku period and fell in love and all that.
One day, MC went to check out the new fabrics in town. The warlord comes to her room to find her gone, and so he waits. Then he decides to roam around, and find some magazines peeking out of her bag. He takes the one with her in summer wear and flips it open and boom.
UESUGI-TAKEDA FORCES

ODA NOBUNAGA

  • smirksmirksmirksmirksmirk
  • why hello there fireball~
  • “fierce and bold” nods in approval “yep. that’s how i like it”
  • the article is interesting enough, a book with a glossy sort of paper, but to have images printed perfectly on it??? 
  • and in fact images oF HIS LADY??
  • DRESSED TO UTTER PERFECTION??
  • “we’re gonna have to investigate the technology behind this”
  • wait
  • …on second thought no one should see this
  • present time seems to be a very, very enjoyable time
  • “this is why i strive for a unified Japan”
  • “I should keep this”
  • and to that day forward Nobunaga’s conquest for Japan’s unification was ultimately motivated by one certain magazine 

TOYOTOMI HIDEYOSHI

  • spits tea
  • is that M C ?? ? ???
  • NAKED???????
  • well there’s underwear bUT STILL??
  • “summer wear”??? well i mean i get it summer can be cruelly hot but TO WEAR ALMOST NOTHING?
  • well how is this possible
  • this painting looks so real
  • what paper is this??
  • but wait
  • hoLD UP
  • HOLD THE FUCK UP. 
  • who the h e l l painted this?? 
  • what’s the name of the fckin wolf that painted MC’S beautiful body
  • who dared to stare at her bare skin for h o u r s ??
  • i’ve never felt like killing someone this strongly before 

AKECHI MITSUHIDE

  • wellwellwell what do we have here
  • pictures?? well these are some really well-defined pictures
  • look at all those details
  • this isn’t a work of a human
  • s o r c e r y ? ? ?
  • wait up is this–
  • p r o c e s s i n g….
  • cue the smirk
  • “oh sweet sweet chatelaine, when does your charm last”
  • stares at it with a shit eating grin on his face
  • starts to contemplate the many ways on how he’ll tease her later on
  • even takes fucking notes
  • “uh huh” “mhm" 
  • i n t e r e s t i n g  s t u f f
  • little mouse never ceases to amaze
  • fufufufufufufufufu
  • sneakily tucks it in his kimono like the shady guy that he is 

DATE MASAMUNE

  • oh dear
  • he almost lost his only eye that day
  • because it almost popped out
  • “never thought i get to live long enough to see this”
  • “HOW I LOVE TO BE ALIVE”
  • he doesn’t even get to be giddy about it being a future kind of thing
  • he just loves it
  • r e a l l y
  • stares for a long while, humming 
  • there’s a lot of her in this weird book
  • well surely the kitten is now a tigress~
  • one s e x y tigress
  • imagines her in that outfit saying “roar” and he is G O N E 
  • “i should have her wear this for me sometime”
  • “tonight seems good”
  • laughs while shamelessly taking the magazine with him 

TOKUGAWA IEYASU

  • spits tea season 2
  • sweet mother of wasabi
  • //chokes “m-mc????”
  • poor thing is dead and gone
  • he doesn’t have time to admire the “craftsmanship” (he didn’t realize it was a thing from the future)
  • he’s just…
  • i don’t know
  • his soul flew away to Portugal
  • he was blushing so hard he must be overheating i mean you can roast some marshmallows with the heat he’s radiating
  • oh no
  • oH NO
  • HE CAN’T TAKE THE IMAGE OFF HIS HEAD
  • he’s gonna have a hard time facing MC now 

ISHIDA MITSUNARI

  • he squints his eyes at the sheer beauty of her picture 
  • exaggerating?? idk i mean he probably would
  • “oh. there’s a lot of mc-sama!!”
  • he looks through the pages like an excited little kid
  • he just smiles at your bikini bod with no lust whatsoever
  • being the pure angel that he is
  • “mc-sama looks very beautiful in this painting”
  • what is this paper?? 
  • wait this doesn’t look like paint
  • realizes that wasn’t a painting
  • ooOoOoooOOOOoooHHHhhhHhHH 
  • the curiosity: extreme mode has been activated
  • he sits down and reads through every article
  • MC finds him in his immovable state with the magazine in his face
yooo Riza here!! so i just had an obnoxious idea during class and welp here you are.
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cin-drome

My Date~ 😂😂😂

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Just wanna thank this anime for having brought some interest back into watching anime, making me feel the excitement of having to wait for the next episode, and mercilessly robbing me the will to live by the end. Seriously. BEST. SHOW. I'VE. SEEN. Hands down.

(Posted this on reddit first, then fb, then twitter so if you find these scattered in those sites, you know it's from this noisy bean 😂)

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I’m trying out a new style along with a software upgrade (thanks to you guys) so I was able to download tons of brushes for easier rendering~ I’m also striving to create this kind of quality in my outputs so I can further increase my price range to deliver a better quality for my commissioners. For now, it’s still in the test phase, mainly practicing till I get comfortable with the slight tweak in my style. Of course, you’re free to ask if this style is okay for commissions, but it will definitely take longer to complete because of the slow poke I am. :D

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Horses 

fandom: Midnight Cinderella feat. Byron Wagner
182 masterlist // grand masterlist // ko-fi 

        King Byron Wagner, Rightful Ruler of Stein, Emperor of Night Skies, and Grand Overseer of the Five Kingdoms, had always been one for decisiveness. There was no room for dilly-dallying when it came to ruling a kingdom, no room for stalling when one had as much responsibility as he did.

      Byron had learned that in his studies as a child, witnessed it as a young man when his neighbors were unwittingly annexed by a commoner-turned-princess, who – with the help of one of Byrons’ former tutors – became queen in her own right, and his fiercest rival.

      A ruler should act swiftly, promptly, but with care and level-headedness; one eye on the future, two dozen on the present with all its delicate intricacies and webs filled with plots and machinations.

      And yet at the moment Byron Wagner gathered the scattered documents on his table into one pile at a glacial pace, placing them on the right side of his desk as if any misalignment would mean his country’s ruin.

      When he finished, he uncapped a pen, wrote a note, took care of looping all the correct letters, crossing his T’s and dotting the I’s. Only when the ink had dried did he raise his eyes to meet his two most loyal knights who had – miraculously – stayed silent all the while.

      Nico Meier and Albert Burckhardt were both sitting straight, eyes downcast.

      A feat, really, especially for Nico, who seemed to be quivering with the effort. It was rare for the two to be in the same room together and not be bickering and at each other’s throats. And if their urgency earlier was any indication – bursting into Byron’s study while almost physically manhandling the other to stay behind – their visit could only mean one thing.

      Something had happened and the consequences were beyond their control.

      Byron wondered if it was really all right for him to delay the inevitable as much as he already did. Then again, this was the first time he felt that there was a need for him not to address a problem the moment it presented itself.

      Perhaps it was the fresh bruises on Albert’s knuckles, or the mud caking Nico’s bright pink hair. Or that Albert’s glasses were cracked. Or that Nico was nursing a nasty looking bruise to his chin.

      Or maybe, it was the fact that all three of them sat in such tense silence that Byron felt a unique sense of foreboding, as if he was watching a dam fill to bursting. And he was smack in the front of it.

      Byron set down his pen. At the sound, both Albert and Nico looked up as if it was a signal. Byron almost faltered under their gazes but reminded himself that he was no stranger to playing arbitrator, reminded himself that if they managed to hold it in for as long as they did, then maybe there was a way to resolve it after all.

      “So.” Byron began – and time seemed to slow because he could see both Albert and Nico deeply inhale – and Byron for a split-second, wanted nothing else than just spar with the Queen of Wysteria with real swords than face Albert and Nico while they looked at each other with daggers in their eyes.

       “What happened?” Byron finally said.

      As if rehearsed, Albert and Nico stood up at the same time, pointing a finger at each other.

      “It’s his fault!” the two of them shouted simultaneously, and then turned to each other, jaws set. “It was your fault!”

      “The brat made me do it!” Albert quickly added.

      “Bunnylord did not listen to me!” Nico countered. “I told him specifically to hold on no matter what!”

      And then as if on cue, both Albert and Nico began telling their version of what had happened at the same time.

      Kings should be swift, decisive, prompt – yes. But when it involved squabbling blood-brothers as close as the two of them, Byron was unsure if any of years of learning and experience would really be of any help. At the very least, Byron took it as a good sign that while they were recounting to him their unfiltered version of events, they were still calling each other by their preferred insults.

      Byron raised a hand. “Yes, but what exactly happened?”

      Albert and Nico both stammered to a stop, mumbled something about an escape and tried to run but it was too late. For all that they swore they were dissimilar, the two of them were acting very much like twins with the way their actions started and ended in unison.

      “Well?” Byron prompted.

      Nico nudged Albert with his elbow. “You tell him.”

      “What?” Albert hissed. “It was your bright idea!”

      “You were the one who let go!” Nico said. “I’ve never had this problem when I did it on my own!”

      Byron waited patiently for them to continue, even as his sense of foreboding grew with each moment of hesitation.

      Albert took a deep breath and sighed his longest one to date. “It’s the Queen’s horse.”

      “Horses.” Nico corrected.

      “You mean the Queen of Wysteria arrived early?” Byron asked and the two knights nodded. “Well, what about her horses?”

      Albert and Nico shared a look, walked up to Byron’s desk as if they could be overheard.

      “Her prized stallions.” Albert said.

      “The tall black ones with the really shiny fur?” Nico twiddled his thumbs.

      Byron could remember them. They were part of his gift to her when she had been given an honorary title as part of the nightwatch with Archduke Harneit’s permission. “You mean her favorite horses?”

      “Yes.” Albert and Nico whispered.

      Byron pressed his lips together, hoped with every fiber of his being that neither of his two most loyal knights would say what it was that he was thinking. But life had always liked to give unique challenges to Steiners, and there was no denying now why Albert and Nico looked as if they had brawled in the mud.

      “They might have maybe…” Nico faltered. “I can’t say it. I’m afraid she’ll hear me.”

      “We’re in a secure area.” Albert patted him on the shoulder but he had glanced behind him, and he leaned further towards Byron and said as slowly and as quietly and as seriously as possible. “We lost all of them in the forest.”

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Me and anime me. Wasn’t technically tagged by my friend sent me this; I love doing these! LINK

Me and anime me. Link is in the original post.

Me and anime me. Link in the OP.

Tagged by @spyroeden and @phantomchou

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kakihoden

this is more of an expectation (left) versus reality (right)  HAHAHA

Me IRL: awkward smiles, literally has zero selfies cuz I look tired for 100 years XD anime me: *plots who to kill next in my drawing* (and probably a lot shinier and more annoying than irl)

I’m so late cuz I’m a little shit so I won’t tag anymore cuz probs everyone I wanna tag has done this alr XD

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