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Tumblr of a Phoe

@kakaphoe / kakaphoe.tumblr.com

The home of Phoe, writer and flamey bird of death. Cis F, disabled & mentally ill
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It’s Bat Appreciation Day, so I wanted to talk about how Cass is secretly a vampire bat. 

Tiny? 

Check. 

A little creepy? 

Check.

Actually soft and kind?

Check. 

Beautiful smile?

CHECK.

So is Cass a shapeshifting vampire bat or is she a vampire who goes into bat mode?

This must be researched

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kakaphoe

Precious and good <3

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orcanist

It’s orctober! Want an orc husband? Get one with this handy-dandy orc husband generator. 

Stop hoping for tusks on tindr and hunting for the green on grindr and get yourself a guaranteed orc husband today. (Use it as a drawing prompt or just a fun little toy, the result changes daily!)

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eazzy--pink

@ the anon asking about the Orc Husband Generator:

bloop!

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kakaphoe

“Phoe's orc husband is a romantic and athletic cleric, who likes to trade and spoon Phoe.”

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DO NOT QUESTION MY COLLECTION OF JANE AUSTEN SNAKE PHOTOS

A MAN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

okay, so, here is my Pride and Prejudice collection:

Elizabeth Bennet:

Jane Bennet:

Lydia Bennet:

Mr Darcy:

Mr Bingley:

Mr Collins:

George Wickham:

Lady Catherine de Bourgh:

Please don’t judge me

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shiisiln

Why would I JUDGE you this is FANTASTIC

Has anyone told @iguanamouth

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kakaphoe

Oh my goodness.

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