Travis: I tried to connect with her on a reading level when we were courting. When we were dating.
Laura: Don't. Don't talk about this.
Travis: No, I have to.
Travis: So I started trying to read some of the books she was reading, so that we would be on the same level. I knew I couldn't take on Tolkien. But she was reading -
Laura: No.
Travis: The Twilight books at the time. Right, before the movies ever came out. And ladies and gentlemen, I read EVERY FUCKING TWILIGHT BOOK.
Laura: He liked 'em. It had werewolves in it.
Travis: And I have to say, until the last book - because there were werewolves - I kinda liked it.
Travis: Except for the sparkling and all that weird shit.
Laura: He, no. If you're doing this to me, then I'm doing this to you. Like, was it the third movie in that series that came out? I refused to go see them, they were so bad.
Laura: He went by h i m s e l f.
Travis: LISTEN. I . . . had to redeem those movie points.