Two times, Thorin couldn't pass Bilbo a piece of paper without making it a whole gay-ass thing.
I just learned today that Blorbo is a made up term and NOT the main character in the Hobbit
Anon I’m obsessed with you
Thorin II Oakenshield & Bilbo Baggins THE HOBBIT: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
My favorite thing about hobbits is how no other race has any idea how they work so they can just... bullshit their way through literally anything? Bilbo turns invisible and the dwarves just go "Yeah sounds about right, Gandalf did say they're very sneaky" and don't guess about the Ring. Frodo gets stabbed by a troll spear and survives unharmed and Aragorn goes "Oh right, hobbits are supposed to be resilient, that checks out. Very impressive!" and nobody thinks to ask if he's got perhaps some kind of armor. I need to know what the line is. How weird does a hobbit need to get before they get called out??
I'd also like to point out the possibility that hobbits, who pride themselves in being so normal, might actually be the closest thing Middle-Earth has to faerie? Most people of most races are likely to never meet one, and if they do, they won't understand how they work except that they seem to have vague powers that only show up randomly as needed. Like yeah, Galadriel is scary, but the world at large knows 5 hobbits and they all seem capable of handling dragons, wraiths, wizards and the armies of Mordor and Isengard and live to tell the tale. Can anything kill a hobbit? Unclear!
THE HOBBIT | PUBLISHED SEPTEMBER 21, 1937 ↣ 85th ANNIVERSARY
“Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go and see the great mountains, and hear the pine-trees and the waterfalls, and explore the caves, and wear a sword instead of a walking-stick.”
So nobody was gonna tell me Lee Pace is bi and Luke Evans is gay huh?
That scene in the third Hobbit film where Thranduil and Bard and Gandalf are all hanging out in a tent? I just had to realize it was a tent of men who love men all by myself huh
stop being funnier than me on my own post
Peter Jackson watched too much Studio Ghibli movies, casted two guys who looked like Kili and Fili and called it ‚Mortal Engines‘
i love them so much
“I think it’d be interesting looking back through the footage you have. I imagine it would be quite hard to find me in any of that behind the scenes footage. Cause I certainly actively avoided those cameras.“
Songs will be sung, tales will be told, and Thorin Oakenshield will pass into legend.
Just found out that the red dragon himself comes to my tiny german town. Technically it is a Hobbit con, but do you think I can sneak in there and ask Hannibal questions anyway?
An update of this gifset, using this interview.