22,000 leagues under the sea were my first

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

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Aziraphale + book introduction

everyone in soho thinks aziraphale is gay they all think aziraphale is gay and has handsome naked men in his bookshop on a regular basis and aziraphale does not deny this and crowley is immediately jealous when he hears about this and aziraphale cant even laugh it off because he's so flustered by the way crowley is looking at him and nina assumes they are a couple and aziraphale cant even define their relationship in normal terms he cant even deny it because he's a gay man living in soho who frequently has visits from handsome men including crowley so what was he going to say in his defence.

# i’m gay for one certain demon you dumbass

Michael Sheen

Shadwell: Evil womanizer!

Aziraphale:

I died at work laughing at this and my coworkers were all concerned.

I COULD NOT contain myself.

Let me be clear- I’m not complaining

#tfw you are getting bullied for being gay but lowkey flattered that your bullies noticed you have a boyfriend

I’m sorry but the things Michael Sheen does with his eyes are utterly obscene. Giving Crowley the Gay Once Over? The way he oh-so-slightly turns his body towards him and then turns away? He’s looking at him like a Victorian lady who has just found a handsome and rakish highwayman crawling through her window and she’s nominally protesting just to protect her honour. Aziraphale you fucking tease. I know I’ve said this before but he’s literally eyeing him up like a fucking crepe. This is peak NSFW. I should not be seeing this before the watershed.

The way he says “Oh, good Lord,” as if it’s Crowley who’s done something obscene (which, yes, he is sprawled out in black and scarlet like a late 18th century pinup) but it’s 1000% Aziraphale’s thirsty brain that sees his demon and immediately goes to carnal thoughts. If he was pure of mind he would’ve just been like, ah yes, there he is, but instead he’s flustered and blushing and chiding Crowley in an “oh behave!” sort of way, when really it’s him who needs to get ahold of himself. Crowley’s literally just said how awful humans are and all Aziraphale can think is “oh fuck he looks so hot, I was not prepared, I need a moment but also let me scope that out one more time” 👀

He dipped. Did you see that? He totally dipped!

Michael Sheen

THANKS FOR RIPPING OUT MY HEART MICHAEL, I DON’T NEED IT ANYWAY 😭💔

hold on, man, hold on a sec

#i’m still not over this #michael played the gayest shit and played zira falling in love with crowley on his last day of shooting #went to his trailer had a cry and took a picture via @spaceytrash

I don’t think you understand that Neil Gaiman just confirmed that Aziraphale’s “discreet gentleman’s club” was in Portland Place and WAS the Hundred Guineas Club. That club was literally London’s *most expensive and exclusive gay club.*

“So this [Good Omens] was what brought us together, into the new love story for the twenty-first century!” - Michael Sheen, the #1 shipper over here.

shadwell: you monster! seducing women to do your evil will! 

aziraphale, literally the first gay man on earth: i’m sorry doing what to whom now

The post above is from Neil Gaiman’s tumblr.  Note the tag #The 100 Guineas Club…

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Aziraphale had learned a dance called “the gavotte” in a discreet gentlemen’s club in Portland Place in the late 1880s. After a while, he had become fairly good at it, and was quite put out when, some decades later, the gavotte went out of style for good.

Somehow, the lack of buzz about this makes me think that no one checked what gavotte was (is?). It’s a pheasant KISSING dance where partners exchange kisses at the end. That he learned at A DISCREET GENTLEMEN’S CLUB.

WHY is no one talking about this at all?

WAIT WHAT