22,000 leagues under the sea were my first

Fanny Price being given duplicate sewing supplies by her cousins because they want to buy her a present and don't really know her that well at all might be one of the most relatable things in all of Mansfield Park.

You cannot tell me that you don't have an aunt who always buys you unicorns because you liked them at seven and that's what she remembers about you. Or a pile of random Sports Team StuffTM because buying presents is hard and you like Sports Team right?

Not my more distant friends only knowing that I like books, so they gift me a collectors edition of Harry Potter

Yeah hun, but you picked exactly that one author that I boycott 😬👌

Today is the 13th of december, which i'll honor by posting these pictures 🫶

Rereading every year for Christmas

Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree

[CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES]

THE CHEER HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS

wE’RE ENTERING WARP DRIVE

Me and @tremendousdetectivetheorist thought that we should have a little get-together this Christmas! On Friday at 19:00 GMT we will head over to 221B Baker Street for some Victorian holiday mystery solving, and anyone is welcome to join! We will begin the evening with Howard Holmes's "The Case of the Christmas Pudding" (~30 min), then move on to Granada's "The Blue Carbuncle" (~50 min), and then end with some carol singing from Holmes and Watson with good wishes!

When: Friday 22/12 at 19:00 London time (Time zone converter)

Where: Caracal.club (signup not necessary, but will allow you to display a user name!)

I will post a link in a reblog of this post when it's time! It's okay to join spontaneously, but if you know in advance that you will join us, please say so in the notes below - it's helpful if we know approximately how many guests to expect so we can adjust the room size accordingly! 😊🎄But if you see this last minute, please join anyway!

Happy Holidays Tumblr!!!

please.

A happy and safe holiday to you all, and big thanks for your support this year. 

…And no, I have no idea why the sunglasses were necessary, but they just…were. 

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“I must say, Holmes, I think this is uncommonly poor-spirited of you!”

just quickly happy Christmas everyone! 

for christmas i want my posts to show up on the tags

staff:

All hail Christmas.

“But it’s Christmas!”

With jumpers knitted by Mrs. Hudson.